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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’ve been told that my eyes and lips are mine
I would hope the eyes and lips on your face are indeed yours and haven't been stolen. "
The likelihood of the person coming to get them is minimal.
They’re also my best features |
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For me, my nipples, they are sooo sensitive. But i guess that isn't what this is about?
So i will go with my foot arches. They were described as exquisite by some snow fitting guy in a shop when i was about five years old |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"The 179th hair, down from the knee on my left calf
Forearms. Definitely.  "
Thank you! You have a lovely set of lips. And cheeks!
That's the lips on your face btw... But the cheeks you sit on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game 
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a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars. "
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect "
and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas "
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same "
limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions "
You don’t need hurling to smash people up there !
Hit your local and take the risk of hitting the smoking area in a dub Jersey
For the laugh ? Or suicide but pretty sure it’s going to be the latter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions
You don’t need hurling to smash people up there !
Hit your local and take the risk of hitting the smoking area in a dub Jersey
For the laugh ? Or suicide but pretty sure it’s going to be the latter
"
down here the 2 most hated jerseys are tipperary and clare 2 jerseys i wouldn't be caught dead in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions
You don’t need hurling to smash people up there !
Hit your local and take the risk of hitting the smoking area in a dub Jersey
For the laugh ? Or suicide but pretty sure it’s going to be the latter
down here the 2 most hated jerseys are tipperary and clare 2 jerseys i wouldn't be caught dead in "
If You wore them pretty sure you would be found dead in them !
That’s a prank not worth doing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions
You don’t need hurling to smash people up there !
Hit your local and take the risk of hitting the smoking area in a dub Jersey
For the laugh ? Or suicide but pretty sure it’s going to be the latter
down here the 2 most hated jerseys are tipperary and clare 2 jerseys i wouldn't be caught dead in
If You wore them pretty sure you would be found dead in them !
That’s a prank not worth doing "
shot or worse have my picture taken and it put up in the local oh the horror |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions
You don’t need hurling to smash people up there !
Hit your local and take the risk of hitting the smoking area in a dub Jersey
For the laugh ? Or suicide but pretty sure it’s going to be the latter
down here the 2 most hated jerseys are tipperary and clare 2 jerseys i wouldn't be caught dead in
If You wore them pretty sure you would be found dead in them !
That’s a prank not worth doing shot or worse have my picture taken and it put up in the local oh the horror "
That rag tag of a newspaper!
I choose the ditch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyes everywhere else is battered from playing hurling
Take up a mans game !
Like bowls do you know what hurling is
GAA
Course I do amazing game
a cross between hockey and murder. I have broken every bone in my hands, dislocated shoulder, torn every ligaments in my ankle twice and my knees, chipped front teeth, have a 5 inch scar on my head and many more small scars.
The only legal reason you can plough through someone’s body with a stick as hard as bricks and a sliotar to match and call it sport !
Tough game mate !
Respect and its amateur we all have to work the following day from the club hurlers to the intercounty hurlers oh and the ladies play too and they are as hard as the fellas
Your obviously not a dub so ha
Anyway we’r way off subject mate good to hear all the same limerick home of the all Ireland hurling champions
You don’t need hurling to smash people up there !
Hit your local and take the risk of hitting the smoking area in a dub Jersey
For the laugh ? Or suicide but pretty sure it’s going to be the latter
down here the 2 most hated jerseys are tipperary and clare 2 jerseys i wouldn't be caught dead in
If You wore them pretty sure you would be found dead in them !
That’s a prank not worth doing shot or worse have my picture taken and it put up in the local oh the horror
That rag tag of a newspaper!
I choose the ditch "
id get over a paper, it was my local pub i was on about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't remember when I last received any compliments about my looks. So I'll say that my best feature is my enormous knowledge of things that nobody wants to know."
Such as ??? |
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"Can't remember when I last received any compliments about my looks. So I'll say that my best feature is my enormous knowledge of things that nobody wants to know.
Such as ???"
Programming languages for types of computer system that went obsolete 35 years ago. How to use a slide rule (no I don't have one any more). Getting lost on Kinder Scout during competition hikes. Using old fashioned paper ordnance survey maps (and still getting lost on kinder scout). Which parts of the body are repurposed during male to female gender confirmation surgery, and which parts are discarded. How to make boiled potatoes that are inedible unless you close your eyes. Using 78 rpm records to make very ugly fruit bowls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't remember when I last received any compliments about my looks. So I'll say that my best feature is my enormous knowledge of things that nobody wants to know.
Such as ???
Programming languages for types of computer system that went obsolete 35 years ago. How to use a slide rule (no I don't have one any more). Getting lost on Kinder Scout during competition hikes. Using old fashioned paper ordnance survey maps (and still getting lost on kinder scout). Which parts of the body are repurposed during male to female gender confirmation surgery, and which parts are discarded. How to make boiled potatoes that are inedible unless you close your eyes. Using 78 rpm records to make very ugly fruit bowls. "
Sorry I just spit my coco pops out
That was definitely worth asking |
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