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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you meant to be doing ?
I’m doing spreadsheets "
Document review but waiting for replies on tasks I've sent out... So I'm now perving instead! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!
Looking at you profile pic, can't you go and blow something up, that should do it  "
Unfortunately I don't have access to explosives any more... But probably not a bad thing. |
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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago
Terra Firma |
"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!
Looking at you profile pic, can't you go and blow something up, that should do it
Unfortunately I don't have access to explosives any more... But probably not a bad thing. "
You can do the noises though, BOOOOM... BANG...BOOM BOOM. A bit of imagination mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry 
I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing... 
I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing  "
Spoil sport! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you meant to be doing ?
I’m doing spreadsheets
Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet. "
Don't forget a good juicy PowerPoint CPD training lecture which is mandated...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry
I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...
I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing "
I'm a sucker for a tease! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you meant to be doing ?
I’m doing spreadsheets
Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet.
Don't forget a good juicy PowerPoint CPD training lecture which is mandated... "
Thank god we don't use power points in my job! Lots of numbers, more numbers and a few extra sprinkled ontop. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you meant to be doing ?
I’m doing spreadsheets
Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet.
Don't forget a good juicy PowerPoint CPD training lecture which is mandated...
Thank god we don't use power points in my job! Lots of numbers, more numbers and a few extra sprinkled ontop. "
We have PowerPoint with corresponding PDF handouts...
We have databases designed in the 70s...
We even have a good slice of audio and video to sift through...
What we don't have is excel to keep track of it all... (despite my insisting on it).
Sigh |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"You could play a game like I spy 
With my little eye? Not convinced! "
Yes you are it’s easy - just pick a letter and tell us what room you are in…. We can imagine we are in a similar room and guess |
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I C.B.A reading this all ...... So scuse me if it turns out that you are really Captain Exciting in disguise.
Bored people are the most BORING people on the planet.
They think that life, fun and good times come from others.
In reality they jut bring others down.
Hope that helped. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So work then
Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.
Fun il give you fun
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I don't think I could deal with that much fun!  lol |
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"What are you meant to be doing ?
I’m doing spreadsheets
Document review but waiting for replies on tasks I've sent out... So I'm now perving instead! Lol"
Chase them up, ask them what they're up to and when they don't answer immediately tell them they're time wasters who shouldn't be doing the job if they're not gonna make responding to you a priority, that they should be thankful you contacted them in the first place.
Then 30 seconds later send another mail telling them its their loss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So work then
Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.
Fun il give you fun
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I'd like a front row ticket to watch please. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"So work then
Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.
Fun il give you fun
I'd like a front row ticket to watch please. "
What painting his balls
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"So work then
Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.
Fun il give you fun
I'd like a front row ticket to watch please.
What painting his balls
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you meant to be doing ?
I’m doing spreadsheets
Document review but waiting for replies on tasks I've sent out... So I'm now perving instead! Lol
You don't work for the government do you? Lol x
Chase them up, ask them what they're up to and when they don't answer immediately tell them they're time wasters who shouldn't be doing the job if they're not gonna make responding to you a priority, that they should be thankful you contacted them in the first place.
Then 30 seconds later send another mail telling them its their loss"
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"*just*
Its true I am captain boring. "
No. Come on John .......
Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.
Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.
Write a poem in your head.
Wank.
Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.
See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.
Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?
Does mustard burn your arsehole ?
Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.
Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.
Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.
Decide which business to start
How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?
What will the title of the book you are going to write be ? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"*just*
Its true I am captain boring.
No. Come on John .......
Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.
Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.
Write a poem in your head.
Wank.
Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.
See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.
Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?
Does mustard burn your arsehole ?
Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.
Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.
Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.
Decide which business to start
How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?
What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?"
You should be a public speaker
Gramps x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*just*
Its true I am captain boring.
No. Come on John .......
Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.
I have just discovered I can get 2 highlighters in my nose at the same time.
One in each nostril.
Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.
Write a poem in your head.
Wank.
Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.
See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.
Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?
Does mustard burn your arsehole ?
Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.
Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.
Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.
Decide which business to start
How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?
What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?"
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"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry
I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...
I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing
I'm a sucker for a tease! "
I suck…. I mean I suck at purposely teasing  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Saw this as a challenge Granny:
Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor - did this and got kicked out of the shop.
Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars - got kicked out of the supermarket.
Write a poem in your head - I closed my eyes and thought of a rhyme, it was great to pass the time.
Wank - Oh yes, oh yes, oh god yes, ooooooh yes
Measure your feet to see which is the biggest - my right foot.
See how far up your nostril you can get a fork - I couldn't... You did mean a garden fork right?
Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye - yes
Does mustard burn your arsehole - oh f@ck yes, help, fire!
Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off - got kicked out of A&E
Chisel your name into every brick in the wall - got kicked out of the builders yard.
Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it - Easy, on chips and a visit to Digger Land.
Decide which business to start - the chocolate fire guard company.
How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year - I'm not, they are all too boring.
What will the title of the book you are going to write be - My Fab Meets, it's going to be a 2 page sex fest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry
I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...
I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing
I'm a sucker for a tease!
I suck…. I mean I suck at purposely teasing "
And I purposely tease a sucker... |
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"*just*
Its true I am captain boring.
No. Come on John .......
Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.
Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.
Write a poem in your head.
Wank.
Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.
See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.
Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?
Does mustard burn your arsehole ?
Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.
Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.
Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.
Decide which business to start
How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?
What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?
You should be a public speaker
Gramps x"
Funny you should say that Yas.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"*just*
Its true I am captain boring.
No. Come on John .......
Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.
Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.
Write a poem in your head.
Wank.
Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.
See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.
Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?
Does mustard burn your arsehole ?
Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.
Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.
Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.
Decide which business to start
How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?
What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?
You should be a public speaker
Gramps x
Funny you should say that Yas.... "
Are you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes I'm sure that was also the face the sended made when they sent it...
That was not my reply.
What was"
Well I started by being overly aggressive in my reply. Then deleted and gave step by step instructions. I then banged my head on my desk a few times. Now I'm drinking tea and contemplating hometime. |
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