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I have a thing for leather boots and once I had a few friends around for food and drinks and a friends new girl came along. She left the most sexy leather boots at the front door. While they were all chatting i sneaked off into the room with one of them and filled it with cum. Only about 30 minutes later they left and her foot must have been covered in my spunk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an older sister and from the age of 15, whenever I was home alone I’d go into her bedroom and put a pair of her knickers on and would walk about the house wearing them. I did it for about 4 years and only stopped because she moved out. Just before she moved out I stole my favourite pair out of her drawer so that I could still wear a pair of knickers when I was home alone.
I’ve never told anyone that before and I’d be absolutely mortified if my sister found out, it would be a bit weird between us if she did. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wear Crocs. In the house. As slippers.
I'm sorry if I've gone down in anyone's estimations. Show me the door and I'll leave.. "
Your just at the top off your fashion game that’s all
As crocs are the new in beach bikini shoes
Lot off pics off celebrities rocking them on the beach in a bikini during the summer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never ever take the bins out 
Bloody hell! You’ve just reminded me I have to bring our bins in."
Nooo! You wait until your neighbours get so pissed off that they bring them in for you  |
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"I have a thing for leather boots and once I had a few friends around for food and drinks and a friends new girl came along. She left the most sexy leather boots at the front door. While they were all chatting i sneaked off into the room with one of them and filled it with cum. Only about 30 minutes later they left and her foot must have been covered in my spunk. "
How disrespectful  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I once licked a man's bumhole 
Did you ask first? 
I was going ask if he noticed?
Oh fuck yes, he noticed 
Did you get right in there?  "
I was delicate and gentle.... obvs |
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By *ocusMan
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"I never ever take the bins out
Bloody hell! You’ve just reminded me I have to bring our bins in.
Nooo! You wait until your neighbours get so pissed off that they bring them in for you "
No chance. Our neighbour’s an old fella and we usually bring his bin in for him.
Anyway all done now so thanks for the reminder  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s out there already… rice in my downstairs bathroom. 
Have you restocked?
Had to!!!  it’s tough keeping these levels up now!!! "
Tell you what, I'll bring some up when I come that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once accidentally knocked over a famous French actress and had to hide in a macdonalds on the champs-elysees for 1 hour and when I found out who she was, her name still makes me laugh today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a thing for leather boots and once I had a few friends around for food and drinks and a friends new girl came along. She left the most sexy leather boots at the front door. While they were all chatting i sneaked off into the room with one of them and filled it with cum. Only about 30 minutes later they left and her foot must have been covered in my spunk. "
That is fucking depraved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a thing for leather boots and once I had a few friends around for food and drinks and a friends new girl came along. She left the most sexy leather boots at the front door. While they were all chatting i sneaked off into the room with one of them and filled it with cum. Only about 30 minutes later they left and her foot must have been covered in my spunk.
That is fucking depraved."
do you think one foot was softer then the other the next day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just before toys r us shut down, I went in and stole the lego display yoda from the star wars section, I thought I'd be a legend and the envy of my friends, but its stolen and therefore worthless |
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I lost my virginity to friend of my mum, I was 16 she 36.
Put a fake poo made of dough and chocolate powder on someone's car who really annoyed me.
Had sex in a graveyard on Halloween, didn't quite make it to the blood sacrifice part, it started to rain heavily and the candles keept blowing out. Well, they were tea lights not properly candles sticks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend and I once walked out of a restaurant without paying for our meal.
In fairness, we had asked for our bill 3 times, and had waited 35 mins for it to arrive, then a further 10 mins waiting for someone to come take the money from us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in a hot tub with my then girlfriend and she got out to get washed up. I noticed her very fit Mum watching me. I got out as well, didn’t get far as her mum wanted my cock. Gave it a cheeky rub as I walked past. Later that day my gf had to go out with her friend so I was in bed alone. her mum decided she wanted some fun so gave me a really sensual blow job. When we split up I used to pop round and see her mum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i split up with my cheating ex, i gave his beloved pot of Helmans mayonaise to a good male friend of mine who wanked in it and then put it back in the fridge!  |
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
Preston |
I don’t really have secrets, I’m too open.
I suppose one thing that would normally be considered a secret is that I use escorts maybe once/twice a month. Just so I can be a selfish lover really instead of pleasuring everyone else, but we also cuddle and chat and they seem to like that. Often spending hours with them, even if my time slot was only 30mins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put the empty wrappers from the Cadburys Heroes or Celebrations back in the tub.  "
You’re just sick. Your the person who turns a box of shiny goodness into a box of misery and disappointment!  |
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"I posted a dick pic today
LvM
Matterhorn!
Outrageous!
I can't believe you would do such a thing!
(Without sending it to me for vetting first)
Posh "
I *posted* it Posh. It'll be with you in two to three business days
LvM |
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