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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Already done it and it was ace,
Ivy came to stay with me for the 3 weeks that was meant to be lockdown and never left......well until recently when I sold my house and she got a place of her own  "
That is awesome. Well not the part you sold the house from under her, that’s just mean  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times "
Only if I can have Bob |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob "
Can we live next door to each other? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob
Can we live next door to each other?"
Naked volleyball over the back fence? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef. 
Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life! x"
Can you cook cakes? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob
Can we live next door to each other?
Naked volleyball over the back fence? "
Take the fence down. Let's play twister  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob
Can we live next door to each other?
Naked volleyball over the back fence?
Take the fence down. Let's play twister "
What would the neighbours say?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly  "
It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake |
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"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.
Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life! x"
Well my kitchen is always open for a naked chef xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!
How long did it take to find something non sexual? "
I can't lie; it was a struggle...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!
How long did it take to find something non sexual?
I can't lie; it was a struggle...!"
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob
Can we live next door to each other?
Naked volleyball over the back fence?
Take the fence down. Let's play twister
What would the neighbours say? "
"Can we join in?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob
Can we live next door to each other?
Naked volleyball over the back fence?
Take the fence down. Let's play twister
What would the neighbours say?
"Can we join in?""
Hopefully |
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"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly
It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake "
I don’t eat the stuff but I’m a prolific feeder. Pretty much everyone that knows me has been fed… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The housemates I would like would be tea for good conversation, frieda for nourishing the soul and her hubby obviously, NSP for the good vibes and energy and Leo blooms cos he's super witty
The fact I fancy the two ladies is purely accidental
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!
How long did it take to find something non sexual?
I can't lie; it was a struggle...!
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I can bake and cook too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly
It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake
I don’t eat the stuff but I’m a prolific feeder. Pretty much everyone that knows me has been fed… "
Nom nom |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly
It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake
I don’t eat the stuff but I’m a prolific feeder. Pretty much everyone that knows me has been fed… "
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"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.
Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life! x
Well my kitchen is always open for a naked chef xx"
Will fetch my pinny x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening ! 
I'll b Charlie u can be alan! x"
And bit Gino rolled in ! Love cooking as well !
But do enjoy gardening as I’m getting older more simple things in life ! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.
I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times
Only if I can have Bob
Can we live next door to each other?
Naked volleyball over the back fence?
Take the fence down. Let's play twister
What would the neighbours say?
"Can we join in?"
Hopefully "
Or we could get a semi detached pair of houses in the middle of nowhere |
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"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !
I'll b Charlie u can be alan! x
And bit Gino rolled in ! Love cooking as well !
But do enjoy gardening as I’m getting older more simple things in life ! "
Ohh yes Gino! x |
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"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !
I'll b Charlie u can be alan! x
And bit Gino rolled in ! Love cooking as well !
But do enjoy gardening as I’m getting older more simple things in life !
Ohh yes Gino! x"
I like a bit of Gino  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The housemates I would like would be tea for good conversation, frieda for nourishing the soul and her hubby obviously, NSP for the good vibes and energy and Leo blooms cos he's super witty
The fact I fancy the two ladies is purely accidental
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Sounds like a fun house..... I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd move in with Lorna. I always wanted to go Somewhere "
You are very welcome but you don't just get me you all so get Hotash and Tilly the cat.
Ash does make coffee every morning, in fact I haven't made a coffee for nearly 3 years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!"
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd move in with Lorna. I always wanted to go Somewhere
You are very welcome but you don't just get me you all so get Hotash and Tilly the cat.
Ash does make coffee every morning, in fact I haven't made a coffee for nearly 3 years. "
I don't see any negatives with this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding "
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then? "
Can you clean windows? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then? "
I'll find a use for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
Can you clean windows?"
Depends on what with? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
I'll find a use for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
I'll find a use for you "
Cleaning the oven? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
I'll find a use for you
Cleaning the oven? "
I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
I'll find a use for you
Cleaning the oven?
I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea "
I’m not playing anymore |
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We are picking Bella Seas…purely for the fact we’d laugh our heads off every day! Well I just pretend to laugh at her jokes
Well that and C and her have fantastic boobs and they’d need a photographer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not just get a big house get everyone...
Because there's a few I wouldn't want to share a house with "
The snorers I presume? (I'm not one, luckily) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
I'll find a use for you
Cleaning the oven?
I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea
I’m not playing anymore "
Spoil sport!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone who can cook
I can cook.
Me too
Bet mines better than yours!
Yes but who would be more of a distraction?
Me obviously!
You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding
Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?
I'll find a use for you
Cleaning the oven?
I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea
I’m not playing anymore
Spoil sport! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff "
Good call!
How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to do landscape gardening so anyone who has a garden they need trimming I’d be a great housemate "
I got a landscape gardener in but he said he couldn’t do mine cause it’s portrait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Already done it and it was ace,
Ivy came to stay with me for the 3 weeks that was meant to be lockdown and never left......well until recently when I sold my house and she got a place of her own "
How is she doing? Miss seeing her around here |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I used to do landscape gardening so anyone who has a garden they need trimming I’d be a great housemate
I got a landscape gardener in but he said he couldn’t do mine cause it’s portrait "
Found that funnier than I should have done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff
Good call!
How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums. "
Hi Lovely. I'm recovering from the cancer but my mum just died so it's been a tough old time. Hope you and your lovely fella are good x |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Could we have a Rota...?
Or maybe like musical chairs just musical Fabbers houses ...
Lucky dip to which house you get? "
Could all chuck house keys into a big bowl..?!?   |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff
Good call!
How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums.
Hi Lovely. I'm recovering from the cancer but my mum just died so it's been a tough old time. Hope you and your lovely fella are good x"
Apologies if I'm poking my nose in here, that's super shit... Wishing you all the best on your recovery and sorry for your loss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could we have a Rota...?
Or maybe like musical chairs just musical Fabbers houses ...
Lucky dip to which house you get?
Could all chuck house keys into a big bowl..?!? "
Sounds fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff
Good call!
How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums.
Hi Lovely. I'm recovering from the cancer but my mum just died so it's been a tough old time. Hope you and your lovely fella are good x"
Oh im so sorry. 
We are really good thank you. X |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else? "
How many Fab house mates do you need?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?! "
Depends on if they want a bedroom each… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?! "
I like a full house. I get lonely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know who I want but they have to be able to cook and be tidy
That’s me then. I’m a bit obsessed with the cleaning tho.
Perfect! I’m sorted "
Yay. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?!
I like a full house. I get lonely. "
Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?!
I like a full house. I get lonely.
Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board "
You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?!
I like a full house. I get lonely.
Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board
You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then "
Sounds like we need a hand from Busman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?!
I like a full house. I get lonely.
Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board
You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then
Sounds like we need a hand from Busman "
I so wanna swing party at my place before I move. A big swing party |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people
I do.
Yay. I got one!
Anyone else?
How many Fab house mates do you need?!
I like a full house. I get lonely.
Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board
You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then
Sounds like we need a hand from Busman
I so wanna swing party at my place before I move. A big swing party "
Be nice to think there would be loads of takers ...but it's a juggle getting the right mix! May need bouncers |
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