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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Cherry and peanut butter pasta bake sounds nice.

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By *iss DevilWoman  over a year ago

Bedford

Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Amazon does food delivery from my local Morrisons. That's what I do when I'm super lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery"

Oh yes. I should read above.

That's my height of laziness.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry and peanut butter pasta bake sounds nice."

I suggested similar to someone a little while ago and he disagreed. Want to come for dinner instead of him?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery"

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Oh yes. I should read above.

That's my height of laziness. "

That's kinda my level today...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery "

I could get ice cream delivered at 3:00 in the morning if I want.

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By *exyguy321Man  over a year ago

nottingham

Have a couple or just a guy deliver it naked and to put it away lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery "

Only just discovered Electricity in Devon hey

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please "

If you bake it, he will come!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can send you some Coffee via Carrier Pigeon Posh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please "

How good is that feeling going to be Returning to your comfortable warm home, after a soggy cold trip to the shop for goodies? I will be envious of the warm air waiting to hug you when you come in. A blast of love that says 'I've missed you' Go to the shops!

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"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please "

I have a crop that is good for motivation. But it's at home ...

And the sea is in the way too. Another minor problem.

Use the tomatoes to make a light ragu, cook the pasta and toss it all together. Go to the shops tomorrow

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I need some too, still in my dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about..

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I need some too, still in my dressing gown"
same here..mum's nearly out of Greek style yogurt

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

I could get ice cream delivered at 3:00 in the morning if I want."

Darn you Lorna. Darn you and your central living

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a couple or just a guy deliver it naked and to put it away lol"

Ooooh...... I wonder if I put a status up......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

Only just discovered Electricity in Devon hey "

We have enough electricity to receive your pornados....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

I could get ice cream delivered at 3:00 in the morning if I want.

Darn you Lorna. Darn you and your central living "

I can also pre order McDonald's breakfast the night before to arrive in the morning.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please

If you bake it, he will come!"

The pasta bake? I'm pretty sure no one would travel to the end of the known universe for that offering....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im sure someone will turn up soon with a ....oh I don't know? A cake maybe?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can send you some Coffee via Carrier Pigeon Posh "

And milk?

Can I give you a list?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

Only just discovered Electricity in Devon hey

We have enough electricity to receive your pornados.... "

I never learn

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can send you some Coffee via Carrier Pigeon Posh

And milk?

Can I give you a list? "

Yes , use your Quill

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please

How good is that feeling going to be Returning to your comfortable warm home, after a soggy cold trip to the shop for goodies? I will be envious of the warm air waiting to hug you when you come in. A blast of love that says 'I've missed you' Go to the shops!"

Awwwww that's so cute and the most motivating yet! Thank you!

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Iceland do on line shopping and home delivery,same day if you spend so much

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please I have a crop that is good for motivation. But it's at home ...

And the sea is in the way too. Another minor problem.

Use the tomatoes to make a light ragu, cook the pasta and toss it all together. Go to the shops tomorrow "

But they're cherries.... in syrup

I might try that anyway.

Tell you what, you bring the crop here to motivate me.... and as you pass the shops you could nip in and grab some bits maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get the fuck up or I will curse you with one soft nipple and one hard nipple!! *screams in evil witch motivation mode*

I hope that wasn't too scary I am trying to practice my hocus pocus ways. But Posh if you go out you can go braless and because it is cold and windy you will be blessed with two cold nipples.

Don't forget your bag for life.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need some too, still in my dressing gown"

I haven't even managed dressing gown yet.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about.."

Ooooh

I could do that.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need some too, still in my dressing gown same here..mum's nearly out of Greek style yogurt "

I should get some of that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

I could get ice cream delivered at 3:00 in the morning if I want.

Darn you Lorna. Darn you and your central living

I can also pre order McDonald's breakfast the night before to arrive in the morning. "

Remember those nice things I said about you yesterday......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im sure someone will turn up soon with a ....oh I don't know? A cake maybe?"

I'm not really a fan

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can send you some Coffee via Carrier Pigeon Posh

And milk?

Can I give you a list?

Yes , use your Quill "

That would be counter productive.... cos I don't have a pigeon to send the list with. So I'll send it on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please I have a crop that is good for motivation. But it's at home ...

And the sea is in the way too. Another minor problem.

Use the tomatoes to make a light ragu, cook the pasta and toss it all together. Go to the shops tomorrow

But they're cherries.... in syrup

I might try that anyway.

Tell you what, you bring the crop here to motivate me.... and as you pass the shops you could nip in and grab some bits maybe? "

Nothing would make me happier. I'm all day dreamy thinking about it.

OK. Pasta ... cherries... nut butter.

I'm sure there is something you can make with that but it's beyond me.

I think you might need to just push through and do it.

Shower (mentally picturing it), get dressed and just go.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Iceland do on line shopping and home delivery,same day if you spend so much"

You're forgetting the end of the earth issue!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Motivation is fleeting.

You need self discipline

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im sure someone will turn up soon with a ....oh I don't know? A cake maybe?

I'm not really a fan"

Of me or cake? Lol....im joking

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get the fuck up or I will curse you with one soft nipple and one hard nipple!! *screams in evil witch motivation mode*

I hope that wasn't too scary I am trying to practice my hocus pocus ways. But Posh if you go out you can go braless and because it is cold and windy you will be blessed with two cold nipples.

Don't forget your bag for life. "

Jeez LBC..... that was damn good.

Is it wrong that I'm kinda turned on now?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please I have a crop that is good for motivation. But it's at home ...

And the sea is in the way too. Another minor problem.

Use the tomatoes to make a light ragu, cook the pasta and toss it all together. Go to the shops tomorrow

But they're cherries.... in syrup

I might try that anyway.

Tell you what, you bring the crop here to motivate me.... and as you pass the shops you could nip in and grab some bits maybe?

Nothing would make me happier. I'm all day dreamy thinking about it.

OK. Pasta ... cherries... nut butter.

I'm sure there is something you can make with that but it's beyond me.

I think you might need to just push through and do it.

Shower (mentally picturing it), get dressed and just go. "

If it helps with recipe ideas.... I also have frozen peas and one fruit pastille lolly?

I'm gonna shower in a minute..... partly because LBC just got me all hot and bothered

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Motivation is fleeting.

You need self discipline "

I think a bit of both would be useful here....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get up ya lazy c-aah

Did that help?

It’s all that frantic bean rubbing last night from the shirt thread I imagine that’s worn you out

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I want to see the hard nipple soft nipple curse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get the fuck up or I will curse you with one soft nipple and one hard nipple!! *screams in evil witch motivation mode*

I hope that wasn't too scary I am trying to practice my hocus pocus ways. But Posh if you go out you can go braless and because it is cold and windy you will be blessed with two cold nipples.

Don't forget your bag for life.

Jeez LBC..... that was damn good.

Is it wrong that I'm kinda turned on now?"

I'd question anyone who wasn't turned on by my witch skills and bag for life reminders.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im sure someone will turn up soon with a ....oh I don't know? A cake maybe?

I'm not really a fan

Of me or cake? Lol....im joking "

Cake. I really have to be in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please I have a crop that is good for motivation. But it's at home ...

And the sea is in the way too. Another minor problem.

Use the tomatoes to make a light ragu, cook the pasta and toss it all together. Go to the shops tomorrow

But they're cherries.... in syrup

I might try that anyway.

Tell you what, you bring the crop here to motivate me.... and as you pass the shops you could nip in and grab some bits maybe?

Nothing would make me happier. I'm all day dreamy thinking about it.

OK. Pasta ... cherries... nut butter.

I'm sure there is something you can make with that but it's beyond me.

I think you might need to just push through and do it.

Shower (mentally picturing it), get dressed and just go.

If it helps with recipe ideas.... I also have frozen peas and one fruit pastille lolly?

I'm gonna shower in a minute..... partly because LBC just got me all hot and bothered "

Excellent. I will be in with soap in a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sparrow hawk has left something in my garden if you wanna send carrier pigeons to pick it up? But seriously I have to clean that up...

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Cake

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get up ya lazy c-aah

Did that help?

It’s all that frantic bean rubbing last night from the shirt thread I imagine that’s worn you out "

It bloody is. That was....just.... holy crap.

I've never been lost for words before

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want to see the hard nipple soft nipple curse "

That's an every day occurrence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

I could get ice cream delivered at 3:00 in the morning if I want.

Darn you Lorna. Darn you and your central living

I can also pre order McDonald's breakfast the night before to arrive in the morning.

Remember those nice things I said about you yesterday...... "

In my defence what I'm trying to say is it's not your motivation the problem but Uber eats fault that they dont deliver to you.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I find a stick of dynamite up the arse usually does the trick

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get the fuck up or I will curse you with one soft nipple and one hard nipple!! *screams in evil witch motivation mode*

I hope that wasn't too scary I am trying to practice my hocus pocus ways. But Posh if you go out you can go braless and because it is cold and windy you will be blessed with two cold nipples.

Don't forget your bag for life.

Jeez LBC..... that was damn good.

Is it wrong that I'm kinda turned on now?

I'd question anyone who wasn't turned on by my witch skills and bag for life reminders. "

That's exactly what it was. Not the forceful way you did it. Obvs.

I am seriously considering whether or not I can get away with no bra, or if I'll trip over the girls.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please I have a crop that is good for motivation. But it's at home ...

And the sea is in the way too. Another minor problem.

Use the tomatoes to make a light ragu, cook the pasta and toss it all together. Go to the shops tomorrow

But they're cherries.... in syrup

I might try that anyway.

Tell you what, you bring the crop here to motivate me.... and as you pass the shops you could nip in and grab some bits maybe?

Nothing would make me happier. I'm all day dreamy thinking about it.

OK. Pasta ... cherries... nut butter.

I'm sure there is something you can make with that but it's beyond me.

I think you might need to just push through and do it.

Shower (mentally picturing it), get dressed and just go.

If it helps with recipe ideas.... I also have frozen peas and one fruit pastille lolly?

I'm gonna shower in a minute..... partly because LBC just got me all hot and bothered

Excellent. I will be in with soap in a few minutes "

If you're on the way, could you just pick up some bits for me.... I'll still wait in the shower

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cake "

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deliveroo? I sometimes order essentials with them. Or Morrison's Prime? If you're lucky- same day delivery

Sadly, out here in the wilds of the edge of the world we don't have deliveroo.... or same day delivery

I could get ice cream delivered at 3:00 in the morning if I want.

Darn you Lorna. Darn you and your central living

I can also pre order McDonald's breakfast the night before to arrive in the morning.

Remember those nice things I said about you yesterday......

In my defence what I'm trying to say is it's not your motivation the problem but Uber eats fault that they dont deliver to you. "

Oooh nice save! They are evil and must be encouraged to deliver to me here at the back of beyond the end of the world

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I find a stick of dynamite up the arse usually does the trick "

Come give it to me

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Cake

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously "

So you need to go buy it or there will be all the eating and slurping but no cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get the fuck up or I will curse you with one soft nipple and one hard nipple!! *screams in evil witch motivation mode*

I hope that wasn't too scary I am trying to practice my hocus pocus ways. But Posh if you go out you can go braless and because it is cold and windy you will be blessed with two cold nipples.

Don't forget your bag for life.

Jeez LBC..... that was damn good.

Is it wrong that I'm kinda turned on now?

I'd question anyone who wasn't turned on by my witch skills and bag for life reminders.

That's exactly what it was. Not the forceful way you did it. Obvs.

I am seriously considering whether or not I can get away with no bra, or if I'll trip over the girls..... "

I say go without a bra. My reason for this is that if you do end up falling over because of your juicy tits, a very handsome man will rush over and carry your shopping home and then bake you a delicious cake and make you a nice cup of tea.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cake

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously

So you need to go buy it or there will be all the eating and slurping but no cake "

That's pretty motivating.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get up ya lazy c-aah

Did that help?

It’s all that frantic bean rubbing last night from the shirt thread I imagine that’s worn you out

It bloody is. That was....just.... holy crap.

I've never been lost for words before "

I’m always here if you need me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get the fuck up or I will curse you with one soft nipple and one hard nipple!! *screams in evil witch motivation mode*

I hope that wasn't too scary I am trying to practice my hocus pocus ways. But Posh if you go out you can go braless and because it is cold and windy you will be blessed with two cold nipples.

Don't forget your bag for life.

Jeez LBC..... that was damn good.

Is it wrong that I'm kinda turned on now?

I'd question anyone who wasn't turned on by my witch skills and bag for life reminders.

That's exactly what it was. Not the forceful way you did it. Obvs.

I am seriously considering whether or not I can get away with no bra, or if I'll trip over the girls.....

I say go without a bra. My reason for this is that if you do end up falling over because of your juicy tits, a very handsome man will rush over and carry your shopping home and then bake you a delicious cake and make you a nice cup of tea. "

You're a clever bean. You also overestimate the handsomeness of the men here.

But I'll give it a go and report back....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get up ya lazy c-aah

Did that help?

It’s all that frantic bean rubbing last night from the shirt thread I imagine that’s worn you out

It bloody is. That was....just.... holy crap.

I've never been lost for words before

I’m always here if you need me "

You're too good to me

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Cake

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously

So you need to go buy it or there will be all the eating and slurping but no cake

That's pretty motivating.....

"

I do try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about..

Ooooh

I could do that..... "

Haha see I know what drives your batteries. Well at least that one bit. I was out in the park

Again too absorbed in something else to remember of pics..Next time !

Have you got some food or we will witness you hungry and angry soon?

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please

If you bake it, he will come!

The pasta bake? I'm pretty sure no one would travel to the end of the known universe for that offering.... "

Don’t be so sure of that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cake

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously

So you need to go buy it or there will be all the eating and slurping but no cake

That's pretty motivating.....

I do try "

You're good at it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about..

Ooooh

I could do that.....

Haha see I know what drives your batteries. Well at least that one bit. I was out in the park

Again too absorbed in something else to remember of pics..Next time !

Have you got some food or we will witness you hungry and angry soon? "

I haven't got the food. Or the milk. And as I think everyone knows..... without the milk I start having coffee problems (although have discovered I quite enjoy black coffee with caramel syrup, so that's a plus).

I need the milk.

So have now showered. Next step..... dried and clothed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please

If you bake it, he will come!

The pasta bake? I'm pretty sure no one would travel to the end of the known universe for that offering....

Don’t be so sure of that "

I'm pretty certain...... no one has travelled to me for that pasta bake before after all

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By *ndecidedMan  over a year ago

London

If you get up and do your shopping, I'll come round and eat your arse!!

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

"

Have you got flour and eggs in.

If you have get cooking and make some cherry victoria buns.

I used to make them often went down rather well with a drink and bun over a chat with neighbours.

Rhubarb dosnt last long in them though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about..

Ooooh

I could do that.....

Haha see I know what drives your batteries. Well at least that one bit. I was out in the park

Again too absorbed in something else to remember of pics..Next time !

Have you got some food or we will witness you hungry and angry soon?

I haven't got the food. Or the milk. And as I think everyone knows..... without the milk I start having coffee problems (although have discovered I quite enjoy black coffee with caramel syrup, so that's a plus).

I need the milk.

So have now showered. Next step..... dried and clothed "

And photo ideas. I hope they are brewing as your brew will do soon. Good job !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uber food delivery?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you get up and do your shopping, I'll come round and eat your arse!! "

Good lord!

But we don't even know each other

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please "

What shape pasta is it? Like, I reckon that cherry lasagna could be a thing, but peanut butter spaghetti would be just awful...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Have you got flour and eggs in.

If you have get cooking and make some cherry victoria buns.

I used to make them often went down rather well with a drink and bun over a chat with neighbours.

Rhubarb dosnt last long in them though"

No eggs! Or sugar!

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Cake

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously

So you need to go buy it or there will be all the eating and slurping but no cake

That's pretty motivating.....

I do try

You're good at it"

You ain’t seen nothing yet, sugar tits

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about..

Ooooh

I could do that.....

Haha see I know what drives your batteries. Well at least that one bit. I was out in the park

Again too absorbed in something else to remember of pics..Next time !

Have you got some food or we will witness you hungry and angry soon?

I haven't got the food. Or the milk. And as I think everyone knows..... without the milk I start having coffee problems (although have discovered I quite enjoy black coffee with caramel syrup, so that's a plus).

I need the milk.

So have now showered. Next step..... dried and clothed

And photo ideas. I hope they are brewing as your brew will do soon. Good job ! "

They're brewing.... I'm not sure how successful I'll be at taking outdoor shots though..... there are still so many darn people around

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Uber food delivery?"

End of the earth.... they don't deliver

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really, really need to go to the shop. I'm down to dried pasta, tinned cherries and a jar of peanut butter.

But it is so windy out, and so cold. And my house is snuggly and warm and I just don't want to move.

Motivate me to get my arse up, showered and out into the world would y'all please

What shape pasta is it? Like, I reckon that cherry lasagna could be a thing, but peanut butter spaghetti would be just awful..."

I reckon you could be right you know.

Tricolour fusilli..... I'm not sure that'll be successful with either

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cake

That's your motivation you gorgeous hunk. Mine is having you eat it off me. Obviously

So you need to go buy it or there will be all the eating and slurping but no cake

That's pretty motivating.....

I do try

You're good at it

You ain’t seen nothing yet, sugar tits "

Ooooofftt.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just uploading evidence of having showered.... because there are too many people who are concerned I might not be being truthful that I actually got up.

I'm sure that's why they requested a shower photo.....

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


"Have you got flour and eggs in.

If you have get cooking and make some cherry victoria buns.

No eggs! Or sugar!"

Heres the recipe I use

so had the ingrediants in house often to cook it

http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/39095/easy-victoria-sponge-.aspx

I just made buns instead of the cake just kept trying other flavours in there.

rhubarb only lasts 2 days so if you want to try them out make a small batch.

as it becomes soggy near the rhubarb

but rhubarb jam you can

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have you got flour and eggs in.

If you have get cooking and make some cherry victoria buns.

No eggs! Or sugar!

Heres the recipe I use

so had the ingrediants in house often to cook it

http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/39095/easy-victoria-sponge-.aspx

I just made buns instead of the cake just kept trying other flavours in there.

rhubarb only lasts 2 days so if you want to try them out make a small batch.

as it becomes soggy near the rhubarb

but rhubarb jam you can"

Aww fanks Gaz

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


"Just uploading evidence of having showered.... because there are too many people who are concerned I might not be being truthful that I actually got up.

I'm sure that's why they requested a shower photo..... "

it wasnt just one photo we was wanting to see either

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just uploading evidence of having showered.... because there are too many people who are concerned I might not be being truthful that I actually got up.

I'm sure that's why they requested a shower photo.....

it wasnt just one photo we was wanting to see either "

What did you want?!

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By *rs mischiefWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"Amazon does food delivery from my local Morrisons. That's what I do when I'm super lazy."

We discovered this when in isolation, brilliant service

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Amazon does food delivery from my local Morrisons. That's what I do when I'm super lazy.

We discovered this when in isolation, brilliant service "

I'm exceedingly jealous of all of you at this point. I may need to move house

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Eat the cherries, eat the whole of the peanut butter jar! Leave the clown food peanut butter shape on your face. Jump under the duvet & watch tv or listen to music!

Order a take-away tonight. Go shopping tomorrow. SORTED!

Now, just going to help out Miss World on peace to all mankind & no wars.....

Op, does Miss World pageant still exist???? Wonder if there is a Miss Notts? Doesn't matter she'll be washing her hair anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too late. I just came back from Sainsbury's. Who's panic buying all the creme freche?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What if I tell you that you could take an outdoor pic whilst out and about..

Ooooh

I could do that.....

Haha see I know what drives your batteries. Well at least that one bit. I was out in the park

Again too absorbed in something else to remember of pics..Next time !

Have you got some food or we will witness you hungry and angry soon?

I haven't got the food. Or the milk. And as I think everyone knows..... without the milk I start having coffee problems (although have discovered I quite enjoy black coffee with caramel syrup, so that's a plus).

I need the milk.

So have now showered. Next step..... dried and clothed

And photo ideas. I hope they are brewing as your brew will do soon. Good job !

They're brewing.... I'm not sure how successful I'll be at taking outdoor shots though..... there are still so many darn people around "

Eww people.

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