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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Let’s start a new trend Here’s my contribution

A snail is in a pub on New Year’s Eve “Pint of Lager please “ the barman says “We don’t serve snails in here” then picks the snail up and throws him out.

It’s the following New Year’s Eve and the snail is back he says to the barman “What did you do that for ? “

Have you got any better efforts ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

""Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella."

Funny

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Scientists have bred three legged chickens. What do they taste like? Nobody can catch the buggers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picking your nose in a lift. It’s just wrong on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do men’s cocks and spiders have in common?

The size is always exaggerated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Halloumi! "

I still like the Witherspoon joke

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

What is the favourite car for pigeons to crap on?

Coopees …

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Halloumi!

I still like the Witherspoon joke

Haha! Yes but that's a tricky one to write...

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Halloumi!

I still like the Witherspoon joke

Haha! Yes but that's a tricky one to write..."

I’d love to hear it xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WhatsApp.

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"WhatsApp."

Funny and topical !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone dumped a tonne of playdoh on my doorstep last night.....

I don't know what to make of it!

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Someone dumped a tonne of playdoh on my doorstep last night.....

I don't know what to make of it!"

A great sense of humour and an amazing body !! But enough about me ! Lol

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?

Parrots ate em all

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds (close to GAP)

I've just bought the wife a new fridge freezer, she absolutely loves it, her face lit up as soon as she opened it!....

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo??

One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo??

One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter

Excellent and well delivered!! Xx

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo??

One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter

Excellent and well delivered!! Xx"

...don't, you'll encourage me!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A grasshopper sits down at a bar.

The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies,

"Who names a drink 'Steve?'"

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"A grasshopper sits down at a bar.

The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies,

"Who names a drink 'Steve?'"

Lol xx love your sense of humour xxx

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By *D of funCouple over a year ago

Northampton

What do you call a nun on a bike???

Virgin mobile

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"What do you call a nun on a bike???

Virgin mobile "

Funny xxx how’s it going sexy ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet...because they gave a silent p

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I got a dishwasher for my wife.

Fair swap, I thought!

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