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"Your fault hanks " Granny Crumpet already told me off on the previous thread for it!! | |||
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"Your fault hanks Granny Crumpet already told me off on the previous thread for it!! " I think Facebook shares have dropped because it | |||
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"Your fault hanks Granny Crumpet already told me off on the previous thread for it!! " Haha did she well I agree | |||
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"Your fault hanks Granny Crumpet already told me off on the previous thread for it!! I think Facebook shares have dropped because it " I don't do Facebook so can't share it | |||
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"Not seen it Is it as good as Dude where’s my car?" Dude where's my WhatsApp doesn't have the same ring to it | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text " That is a bit crap | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text " Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... | |||
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"Your fault hanks Granny Crumpet already told me off on the previous thread for it!! I think Facebook shares have dropped because it I don't do Facebook so can't share it " I don't do Facebook either so I don't actually care | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text " Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... " That or msn messenger is that actually still going? | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! " I mean I was in full on flirt mode with this hot chick I am fooling and bang…gone… it’s a conspiracy. The hub and a sock it is again for me later… | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! " Owl? | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going?" Bloody hell that's a blast from the past! I probably scarred the retinas of my webcam back then!! | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Bloody hell that's a blast from the past! I probably scarred the retinas of my webcam back then!! " Glad its not just me that remembers that ! Old skool us | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? " Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! I mean I was in full on flirt mode with this hot chick I am fooling and bang…gone… it’s a conspiracy. The hub and a sock it is again for me later…" Sewing the seeds in socks is so not sexy!! | |||
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"Facebook and Facebook messenger is down too as is Instagram. Obviously due to them being owned by the same corporation. It makes you wonder if our personal data is safe?" Personal data…safe…oh I wish there was a huge laughter gif I could post. | |||
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"Facebook and Facebook messenger is down too as is Instagram. Obviously due to them being owned by the same corporation. It makes you wonder if our personal data is safe?" I'm not daft enough to put it out on there | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Bloody hell that's a blast from the past! I probably scarred the retinas of my webcam back then!! Glad its not just me that remembers that ! Old skool us " Innit!? | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! Owl? " How long to send highly inappropriate content from Manchester to Chester, by Owl, I wonder..... | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going?" Ooo good point ... wasn't AOL around then too?? | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? " I remember regularly running out of texts way back when..... | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Bloody hell that's a blast from the past! I probably scarred the retinas of my webcam back then!! Glad its not just me that remembers that ! Old skool us Innit!? " I say that to wind the kids up, innit | |||
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"Facebook and Facebook messenger is down too as is Instagram. Obviously due to them being owned by the same corporation. It makes you wonder if our personal data is safe?" | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Bloody hell that's a blast from the past! I probably scarred the retinas of my webcam back then!! Glad its not just me that remembers that ! Old skool us " Mr KC and I conducted much of our early courtship via MSN Messenger | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Ooo good point ... wasn't AOL around then too?? " Yeah it was and myspace , Jesus the joys | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... " Who would do that | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Ooo good point ... wasn't AOL around then too?? " Some people still use AOL.... | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... " Thank god I kept a couple of carrier pigeons. | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? I remember regularly running out of texts way back when..... " Top up top up | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? " Phone call...?!? ...like, actual speaking ... now whoa there! Lol | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? " Speak to someone in something other than a voicenote or video call!? What a novel idea! | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? Phone call...?!? ...like, actual speaking ... now whoa there! Lol " I always think why are they ringing me | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ?" Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... Thank god I kept a couple of carrier pigeons. " ...but don't they only fly home??? Not entirely sure they are up on Sat nav and postcodes | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? Speak to someone in something other than a voicenote or video call!? What a novel idea! " I hear voice notes are in vogue or they were! | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee." I remember working in a supermarket when the half pences were phased out. | |||
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"Do those chat rooms still exist? Not the Fab variety, my friends are even more vanilla than I am " No idea mumsnet maybe? | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! Owl? How long to send highly inappropriate content from Manchester to Chester, by Owl, I wonder..... " Coffee, lots of coffee (not decaf!!) | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? Phone call...?!? ...like, actual speaking ... now whoa there! Lol " I'm showing my age now I know. All these youngsters that get anxiety over phonecalls. And there's me reminiscing about the days when the sound of a voice was music to your ears. Now it's all message alerts tones and they really aren't the same. | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? I remember regularly running out of texts way back when..... Top up top up " Dear me, those were the days! They even thought to put cameras on phones soon after that - and look at the filth that lead to!! | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee." Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... Thank god I kept a couple of carrier pigeons. ...but don't they only fly home??? Not entirely sure they are up on Sat nav and postcodes " You might be wrong about that I’m convinced the same one keeps coming and messing up my garden furniture | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? I remember regularly running out of texts way back when..... Top up top up Dear me, those were the days! They even thought to put cameras on phones soon after that - and look at the filth that lead to!! " Its the fact they charged about 2 quid to send a picture message, a 10 pound top up never lasted | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? I remember regularly running out of texts way back when..... Top up top up Dear me, those were the days! They even thought to put cameras on phones soon after that - and look at the filth that lead to!! " Speak for yourself | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? Speak to someone in something other than a voicenote or video call!? What a novel idea! I hear voice notes are in vogue or they were!" Long as they don't distract as they digress onto a million other things | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! Owl? How long to send highly inappropriate content from Manchester to Chester, by Owl, I wonder..... Coffee, lots of coffee (not decaf!!)" I have a REALLY good picture to send..... I shall drink coffee instead | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! " Is there such a thing as an operator these days | |||
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"Texts used to be so expensive " 20p a pop at one point. Phonecard, anyone?! | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. I remember working in a supermarket when the half pences were phased out." I remember half pences but phone boxes were 10p when I was ready for them | |||
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"Do those chat rooms still exist? Not the Fab variety, my friends are even more vanilla than I am No idea mumsnet maybe? " What’s that? | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Ooo good point ... wasn't AOL around then too?? Some people still use AOL.... " ...it's still going... no way!?! | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! " Yes you can. | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... That or msn messenger is that actually still going? Ooo good point ... wasn't AOL around then too?? Some people still use AOL.... ...it's still going... no way!?! " It is | |||
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"Texts used to be so expensive 20p a pop at one point. Phonecard, anyone?! " I used to have a Mercury phone card!! Wonder what happened to that!? | |||
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"Texts used to be so expensive 20p a pop at one point. Phonecard, anyone?! I used to have a Mercury phone card!! Wonder what happened to that!? " I had a BT one that my mother insisted I keep in my purse for "emergencies". Quick, the pips are g........... | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Feels kinda antiquated to text - or is that just me!? Makes me laugh how messaging is free with your phone contract, who on earth actually texts by choice? I remember regularly running out of texts way back when..... Top up top up Dear me, those were the days! They even thought to put cameras on phones soon after that - and look at the filth that lead to!! Speak for yourself " Angelic I am!! | |||
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"I'm going to fry your brains here! A 2g phone signal took you 5 mins to load a web page " I remember the first time I went on tinterweb in an internet cafe..... Had no idea what to look at! | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! Is there such a thing as an operator these days " Ooo good point ... must be ...we still have the speaking clock | |||
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"Texts used to be so expensive 20p a pop at one point. Phonecard, anyone?! I used to have a Mercury phone card!! Wonder what happened to that!? I had a BT one that my mother insisted I keep in my purse for "emergencies". Quick, the pips are g........... " Lmao oh my.... | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! Is there such a thing as an operator these days Ooo good point ... must be ...we still have the speaking clock " I think you can reverse charge on a mobile, but you type in reverse call or something, you don't talk to an operator I don't think. | |||
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"I'm going to fry your brains here! A 2g phone signal took you 5 mins to load a web page I remember the first time I went on tinterweb in an internet cafe..... Had no idea what to look at! " I changed my first phone to a bt cellnet phone just because they had text and the network I was on didnt. Wow you can send texts | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... Thank god I kept a couple of carrier pigeons. ...but don't they only fly home??? Not entirely sure they are up on Sat nav and postcodes " No thems homing pigeons. My carrier pigeons can trace their ancestry back to the famous WW1 carrier pigeon, Old Speckled Jim. The problem they will only deliver a message to you if you're in a trench. | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... " Influences wont know what to do! | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... " It’s raining here so that’s me buggered | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... " If you can find a place to smoke in all the no smoking zones | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... Thank god I kept a couple of carrier pigeons. ...but don't they only fly home??? Not entirely sure they are up on Sat nav and postcodes No thems homing pigeons. My carrier pigeons can trace their ancestry back to the famous WW1 carrier pigeon, Old Speckled Jim. The problem they will only deliver a message to you if you're in a trench. " *Starts digging* | |||
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"I'm going to fry your brains here! A 2g phone signal took you 5 mins to load a web page I remember the first time I went on tinterweb in an internet cafe..... Had no idea what to look at! I changed my first phone to a bt cellnet phone just because they had text and the network I was on didnt. Wow you can send texts " Do you remember only being able to text in the same network!! I remember only having 1 other friend on orange! | |||
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"Readying the pigeons " I'm still concerned about switching to this pigeon malarkey... really don't think they fly well at night ...messages would definitely get lost ...need white knights on horseback | |||
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"I'm going to fry your brains here! A 2g phone signal took you 5 mins to load a web page I remember the first time I went on tinterweb in an internet cafe..... Had no idea what to look at! I changed my first phone to a bt cellnet phone just because they had text and the network I was on didnt. Wow you can send texts Do you remember only being able to text in the same network!! I remember only having 1 other friend on orange! " I dont remember that what the hell | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... " I'm in the USA - bit far away for that | |||
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"Anyone fancy a phonecall? Surely it's the way to go in all this now? Speak to someone in something other than a voicenote or video call!? What a novel idea! " Preferred method of communication! | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... If you can find a place to smoke in all the no smoking zones " Damn it ...good point ...could be a hefty fine too depending on the message length | |||
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"Readying the pigeons I'm still concerned about switching to this pigeon malarkey... really don't think they fly well at night ...messages would definitely get lost ...need white knights on horseback " They could have those little miners headtorches to light the way | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! Is there such a thing as an operator these days Ooo good point ... must be ...we still have the speaking clock " Who do you think that you're actually7 speaking to? | |||
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"I'm going to fry your brains here! A 2g phone signal took you 5 mins to load a web page I remember the first time I went on tinterweb in an internet cafe..... Had no idea what to look at! I changed my first phone to a bt cellnet phone just because they had text and the network I was on didnt. Wow you can send texts Do you remember only being able to text in the same network!! I remember only having 1 other friend on orange! I dont remember that what the hell " I am a tad older than you..... Just a tad mind! | |||
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"I'm going to fry your brains here! A 2g phone signal took you 5 mins to load a web page I remember the first time I went on tinterweb in an internet cafe..... Had no idea what to look at! I changed my first phone to a bt cellnet phone just because they had text and the network I was on didnt. Wow you can send texts Do you remember only being able to text in the same network!! I remember only having 1 other friend on orange! I dont remember that what the hell I am a tad older than you..... Just a tad mind! " My minds young body ain't | |||
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"I’m going to try actually talking to someone. Wish me luck " Good luck heading off into the yonder of the 'real world' - do let us know you got back safely! | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... Influences wont know what to do! " Can you imagine the current panic they are facing?!! | |||
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"Oooo when you have been out come back in - and see your mates have been calling you homophobic slurs on messenger and text message because they can’t do the same on WhatsApp - peace and quiet kinda. Reading the news it sounds like there was an update done on the dns servers or routing table servers that failed, locking out remote access l. Means a technician would have to go on site to fix lol " With screwdrivers, spanners n every fink!? | |||
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"Oooo when you have been out come back in - and see your mates have been calling you homophobic slurs on messenger and text message because they can’t do the same on WhatsApp - peace and quiet kinda. Reading the news it sounds like there was an update done on the dns servers or routing table servers that failed, locking out remote access l. Means a technician would have to go on site to fix lol " I've just read EE users are also affected | |||
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"Readying the pigeons I'm still concerned about switching to this pigeon malarkey... really don't think they fly well at night ...messages would definitely get lost ...need white knights on horseback " I’ll ride straight over lol | |||
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"Anyone old enough to remember when half pence coin was in use ? Yep. And 2p phone boxes at the bottom of the street that usually smelt of pee. Reverse charges ...can that still be done??! Is there such a thing as an operator these days Ooo good point ... must be ...we still have the speaking clock Who do you think that you're actually7 speaking to? " Ahha, now there will be a queue to repeatedly call | |||
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"Oooo when you have been out come back in - and see your mates have been calling you homophobic slurs on messenger and text message because they can’t do the same on WhatsApp - peace and quiet kinda. Reading the news it sounds like there was an update done on the dns servers or routing table servers that failed, locking out remote access l. Means a technician would have to go on site to fix lol With screwdrivers, spanners n every fink!? " But their security passes aren't working... | |||
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"I’m going to try actually talking to someone. Wish me luck Good luck heading off into the yonder of the 'real world' - do let us know you got back safely! " Just noticed, you are thousands of miles away | |||
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"Readying the pigeons I'm still concerned about switching to this pigeon malarkey... really don't think they fly well at night ...messages would definitely get lost ...need white knights on horseback I’ll ride straight over lol" Fast as you can please, messages need sending out! | |||
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"Readying the pigeons I'm still concerned about switching to this pigeon malarkey... really don't think they fly well at night ...messages would definitely get lost ...need white knights on horseback I’ll ride straight over lol Fast as you can please, messages need sending out! " Of course always need to help a damsel in distress | |||
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"Oooo when you have been out come back in - and see your mates have been calling you homophobic slurs on messenger and text message because they can’t do the same on WhatsApp - peace and quiet kinda. Reading the news it sounds like there was an update done on the dns servers or routing table servers that failed, locking out remote access l. Means a technician would have to go on site to fix lol With screwdrivers, spanners n every fink!? " They would have to go to sever room - use a laptop maybe. Login and restart everything manually. It’s bad how they can’t just re-root everything. I have seen this happen on a smaller organisation a number of years ago. They needed someone (me) on site for most of the day | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer " And nobody was outside scowling waiting to use the phone. | |||
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"The world is literally crumbling before our very eyes " That is so so on the money! | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer " Ah the days when you would agree to meet next Thursday at 7pm, with no way of knowing if anyone would turn up! | |||
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"I’m going to try actually talking to someone. Wish me luck Good luck heading off into the yonder of the 'real world' - do let us know you got back safely! Just noticed, you are thousands of miles away " Me? Yes I am in the states til next week | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... I'm in the USA - bit far away for that " Oh lordy... flares maybe??! | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer " Lmao when someone else answered and it was a phonebox had to pray they hurried up and got them before the money ran out! | |||
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"The world is literally crumbling before our very eyes That is so so on the money! " I only have one 20p left.... | |||
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" Smoke signals required next ... I'm in the USA - bit far away for that Oh lordy... flares maybe??! " Only if they are red white and blue..... They're very patriotic here ya know! | |||
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"44458 fab users online. Highest I've seen in a while. Now is the time to message for meets? " Jesus yeah thats high | |||
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"44458 fab users online. Highest I've seen in a while. Now is the time to message for meets? " You finished your phonecall already!? | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer And nobody was outside scowling waiting to use the phone." Character building | |||
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"44458 fab users online. Highest I've seen in a while. Now is the time to message for meets? " ...but only if they've got the fuel to travel, or are nearby ...dodging the carrier pigeons, white knights on horses and surrounding smoke signals | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer Ah the days when you would agree to meet next Thursday at 7pm, with no way of knowing if anyone would turn up! " Yes. The tension was unbearable. Of course they always turned up. Well that's what I told my mates anyway | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! Owl? How long to send highly inappropriate content from Manchester to Chester, by Owl, I wonder..... Coffee, lots of coffee (not decaf!!) I have a REALLY good picture to send..... I shall drink coffee instead " If a courier's available, they might be able to get it to Liverpool in time (fuel permitting) to catch the SS Baltic to New York for delivery. | |||
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"44458 fab users online. Highest I've seen in a while. Now is the time to message for meets? ...but only if they've got the fuel to travel, or are nearby ...dodging the carrier pigeons, white knights on horses and surrounding smoke signals " | |||
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"44458 fab users online. Highest I've seen in a while. Now is the time to message for meets? ...but only if they've got the fuel to travel, or are nearby ...dodging the carrier pigeons, white knights on horses and surrounding smoke signals " My horse doesn’t need fuel lol | |||
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"Facebook and Facebook messenger is down too as is Instagram. Obviously due to them being owned by the same corporation. It makes you wonder if our personal data is safe?" Makes me wonder what kind of idiot keeps personal data on those platforms! | |||
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"44458 fab users online. Highest I've seen in a while. Now is the time to message for meets? ...but only if they've got the fuel to travel, or are nearby ...dodging the carrier pigeons, white knights on horses and surrounding smoke signals My horse doesn’t need fuel lol" Tractor needs fuel to bring the horse fuel | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer Ah the days when you would agree to meet next Thursday at 7pm, with no way of knowing if anyone would turn up! Yes. The tension was unbearable. Of course they always turned up. Well that's what I told my mates anyway " People did turn up, or send a mate if they were grounded. | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer Lmao when someone else answered and it was a phonebox had to pray they hurried up and got them before the money ran out! " I once phoned a girl who had given me her number at the school disco. Her Dad answered, asked who I was, I told him. And he just put the phone down | |||
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"How am I going to send highly inappropriate content to my colleague now?! Owl? How long to send highly inappropriate content from Manchester to Chester, by Owl, I wonder..... Coffee, lots of coffee (not decaf!!) I have a REALLY good picture to send..... I shall drink coffee instead If a courier's available, they might be able to get it to Liverpool in time (fuel permitting) to catch the SS Baltic to New York for delivery. " My Owl is just freshening up | |||
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"This day is going to live in infamy for generations… I can imagine the conversation Grandson: so grandad, what was it like the day that Facebook, WhatsApp and instagram went down? Grandpa: well son, we had to go outside and pick random fights the old fashion way…… " | |||
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"This day is going to live in infamy for generations… I can imagine the conversation Grandson: so grandad, what was it like the day that Facebook, WhatsApp and instagram went down? Grandpa: well son, we had to go outside and pick random fights the old fashion way…… " | |||
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"This day is going to live in infamy for generations… I can imagine the conversation Grandson: so grandad, what was it like the day that Facebook, WhatsApp and instagram went down? Grandpa: well son, we had to go outside and pick random fights the old fashion way…… " Did you use your keyboard to beat then with Grandpa?! | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer Lmao when someone else answered and it was a phonebox had to pray they hurried up and got them before the money ran out! I once phoned a girl who had given me her number at the school disco. Her Dad answered, asked who I was, I told him. And he just put the phone down " ...he knew! | |||
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"This talk of 2p pieces and phone boxes at the end of the road.....My lad managed to cop off and court his girl without any contact at all with her parents. All done via apps, toks, twitts and grams. He never had to experience standing in a urine drenched phone box, with his hands sweating so much that the 2p's turned his palm green and praying to the school disco gods that her Dad didn't answer Lmao when someone else answered and it was a phonebox had to pray they hurried up and got them before the money ran out! I once phoned a girl who had given me her number at the school disco. Her Dad answered, asked who I was, I told him. And he just put the phone down ...he knew! " Cheeky But yeah.... | |||
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"Does anyone remember Talkabout ? Random chatting to strangers at 12p per minute " Omg.... Scarily yes!! It took me weeks of spends to pay off that phonebill!!! | |||
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"Does anyone remember Talkabout ? Random chatting to strangers at 12p per minute Omg.... Scarily yes!! It took me weeks of spends to pay off that phonebill!!! " Wait you weren’t xxxxx from xxxxxxxx were you? Spooky My mom ended up putting a pay phone in the fucking house after one particularly bad quarter | |||
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"Does anyone remember Talkabout ? Random chatting to strangers at 12p per minute " Erm, ...Isn't that we are a doing here now?? ... just never worked out the pence per minute | |||
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"Does anyone remember Talkabout ? Random chatting to strangers at 12p per minute Omg.... Scarily yes!! It took me weeks of spends to pay off that phonebill!!! Wait you weren’t xxxxx from xxxxxxxx were you? Spooky My mom ended up putting a pay phone in the fucking house after one particularly bad quarter " Maybe I was!! | |||
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"It’s grinding my piss now, I’m trying to find out where I’m having coffee in the morning with friends. I’m having to text Text..??!! ...we will be back on the old fax next... " If it ain't broke and all that | |||
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"Anyone remember getting around the phone lock by tapping the number out on the little black tab things on the handset cradle? " We never had a phone lock. The phone was in the hall on a phone table. The hall was feckin freezing, you didn't stay long to chat | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel " Hang on there’s some fucking ageism going on here Yes I do also remember 3 TV channels and the National Anthem every night when they closed down… | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel " A rotary dial lol. Impossible to sneak a call on those things! | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel " Yep, along with a television that you had to get up and twiddle a knob to change channels. | |||
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"I just sent a telex to arrange a meet…." Nope that's before my time.... Probably still going somewhere in the states for when the cb radios go down....! | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel Hang on there’s some fucking ageism going on here Yes I do also remember 3 TV channels and the National Anthem every night when they closed down…" Nope, no ageism! We had a rotary dial phone. Off-white/cream. It had a twirly flex that got in horrible knots | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel " 999 was hardly the right emergency number at the time for those phones ... | |||
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"I'm gonna start writing my meetings in my Filofax, in case Microsoft falls off a cliff " We still use a paper diary at work to track deadlines as a backup. | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel A rotary dial lol. Impossible to sneak a call on those things! " 221 1211 was the nightmare number. Took about 5 mins to dial | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel Hang on there’s some fucking ageism going on here Yes I do also remember 3 TV channels and the National Anthem every night when they closed down…" And the testcard when they stopped transmitting programs | |||
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"I'm gonna start writing my meetings in my Filofax, in case Microsoft falls off a cliff We still use a paper diary at work to track deadlines as a backup. " We're so paper free, that if Microsoft goes down, we're utterly screwed | |||
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"I just sent a telex to arrange a meet…." My carrier pigeon has been in training for the last 10 years for this exact day….. Fly Harold…. Fly!!!!! | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel Hang on there’s some fucking ageism going on here Yes I do also remember 3 TV channels and the National Anthem every night when they closed down… And the testcard when they stopped transmitting programs " The girl with the clown doll thingy | |||
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"I just sent a telex to arrange a meet…. My carrier pigeon has been in training for the last 10 years for this exact day….. Fly Harold…. Fly!!!!! " Oh. He was hit by a drone. Bad luck! | |||
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"I'm gonna start writing my meetings in my Filofax, in case Microsoft falls off a cliff We still use a paper diary at work to track deadlines as a backup. We're so paper free, that if Microsoft goes down, we're utterly screwed " Typewriter ... has anyone seen the old typewriter ...more to the point is there any ribbon in it??!! | |||
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"Anyone else have one of the phones where you put your finger in a hole and twirled it round? The bigger the number, the further you had to twirl the wheel Hang on there’s some fucking ageism going on here Yes I do also remember 3 TV channels and the National Anthem every night when they closed down… And the testcard when they stopped transmitting programs The girl with the clown doll thingy " Yup, was kinda creepy! Esp if you watched Life on Mars..... Or was it Ashes to Ashes!? | |||
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"Ah well, at least xhamster is still working! " I wouldn't know..... | |||
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"Ah well, at least xhamster is still working! " DONT jinx things | |||
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"I'm gonna start writing my meetings in my Filofax, in case Microsoft falls off a cliff We still use a paper diary at work to track deadlines as a backup. We're so paper free, that if Microsoft goes down, we're utterly screwed Typewriter ... has anyone seen the old typewriter ...more to the point is there any ribbon in it??!!" I have Tippex!! | |||
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"I just sent a telex to arrange a meet…. My carrier pigeon has been in training for the last 10 years for this exact day….. Fly Harold…. Fly!!!!! Oh. He was hit by a drone. Bad luck! " Damn… I thought he would get taken out by a hawk.. I was hoping he would have made it out of the council estate at least!!!! | |||
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"I'm gonna start writing my meetings in my Filofax, in case Microsoft falls off a cliff We still use a paper diary at work to track deadlines as a backup. We're so paper free, that if Microsoft goes down, we're utterly screwed Typewriter ... has anyone seen the old typewriter ...more to the point is there any ribbon in it??!! I have Tippex!! " Was tippex paper in a typewriter..... Bloody awful stuff! | |||
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"I just sent a telex to arrange a meet…. My carrier pigeon has been in training for the last 10 years for this exact day….. Fly Harold…. Fly!!!!! Oh. He was hit by a drone. Bad luck! Damn… I thought he would get taken out by a hawk.. I was hoping he would have made it out of the council estate at least!!!! " He tried and died a valiant death | |||
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"Ah well, at least xhamster is still working! DONT jinx things " See I think this was a test run… You take out Facebook, WhatsApp and instagram… you annoy the women and the young!! You take out the porn sites.. you piss off men and that’s how you start world war 3 | |||
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