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Three ingredients to make a sexy evening
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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besides the obvious... am talking about food, music etc.... Mine?
Smoked salmon and Bubbly straight from Delta ... (not the salmon but the bubbly) ... Sarabande (Powerful classical piece of music) .... the scent of aroma candles .... and soft lighting... (OK, those were 4 ingredients...)
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its the mystery woman thing... always gives me the horn..
Ilogical... Well, thats a woman full stop..  "
Surely all new women on the site are a mystery until you meet them. Having said that did it escape your attention that 7 of 9 is Borg not simply woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.. No advances but fancy a night round yours even more now lol.. 
Even more?That is illogical as you never contacted me before? Explanation required"
Illogical is always a puzzle.. like working out who is who on here at times.. men being women.. women being men.. womens profiles being kinda like couples really.. though a couple who are not sure they are even a couple cause by definition that would mean being together in more ways than just a profile or twenty lol..
Maybe we have spoken before???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We tend to pick the dog shit from out the yard, clean the skidders of the toilet pan, get rid of the cut up squares of newspaper from behind the bog door and replace with a roll of Andrex, remove the plywood sheets which cover our broken windows following the vandal attack (we always believe in allowing plenty fresh air through the house before a meet - it gets rid of the smell of stale cat piss)push the overflowing kitchen bin into the cupboard out of site - the smell of moudly rotton food can be very offputting and last but not least - hide the dirty laundry - most folks tend to let themselves down with that one ! |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"No.. No advances but fancy a night round yours even more now lol..
Even more?That is illogical as you never contacted me before? Explanation required
Illogical is always a puzzle.. like working out who is who on here at times.. men being women.. women being men.. womens profiles being kinda like couples really.. though a couple who are not sure they are even a couple cause by definition that would mean being together in more ways than just a profile or twenty lol..
Maybe we have spoken before??? "
Oh dear, looks like I stepped into somebody's personal agenda here? Or is this a chat up line that never worked before? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We tend to pick the dog shit from out the yard, clean the skidders of the toilet pan, get rid of the cut up squares of newspaper from behind the bog door and replace with a roll of Andrex, remove the plywood sheets which cover our broken windows following the vandal attack (we always believe in allowing plenty fresh air through the house before a meet - it gets rid of the smell of stale cat piss)push the overflowing kitchen bin into the cupboard out of site - the smell of moudly rotton food can be very offputting and last but not least - hide the dirty laundry - most folks tend to let themselves down with that one !
Lol ! Brilliant ! I love it !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We tend to pick the dog shit from out the yard, clean the skidders of the toilet pan, get rid of the cut up squares of newspaper from behind the bog door and replace with a roll of Andrex, remove the plywood sheets which cover our broken windows following the vandal attack (we always believe in allowing plenty fresh air through the house before a meet - it gets rid of the smell of stale cat piss)push the overflowing kitchen bin into the cupboard out of site - the smell of moudly rotton food can be very offputting and last but not least - hide the dirty laundry - most folks tend to let themselves down with that one !"
A genuine sense of humour from a genuine couple... How refreshing lol..
Thats good... very good lol |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We tend to pick the dog shit from out the yard, clean the skidders of the toilet pan, get rid of the cut up squares of newspaper from behind the bog door and replace with a roll of Andrex, remove the plywood sheets which cover our broken windows following the vandal attack (we always believe in allowing plenty fresh air through the house before a meet - it gets rid of the smell of stale cat piss)push the overflowing kitchen bin into the cupboard out of site - the smell of moudly rotton food can be very offputting and last but not least - hide the dirty laundry - most folks tend to let themselves down with that one !
A genuine sense of humour from a genuine couple... How refreshing lol..
Thats good... very good lol "
Are you always this aggressive - it is illogical considering you never met me, spoke to me, had contact with me in any shape or form? Whats your issue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Didn't realise there was a spat but being the gentleman I am I will bow out gracefully and enjoy the show from afar... |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Didn't realise there was a spat but being the gentleman I am I will bow out gracefully and enjoy the show from afar... "
Sorry you are talking a language I do not understand. Who or what is PD? Really would appreciate explanation as I am confused now. |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"smoked salmon and bubbly !
hmmmm ....before bouts of torrid sex and in between !
better bring the rennies as well then  "
Rennies... oh yes, I forget...lol... and possibly the Paracetamol for the morning after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"smoked salmon and bubbly !
hmmmm ....before bouts of torrid sex and in between !
better bring the rennies as well then
Rennies... oh yes, I forget...lol... and possibly the Paracetamol for the morning after? "
do we get to stay ??
fab
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By (user no longer on site)
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"smoked salmon and bubbly !
hmmmm ....before bouts of torrid sex and in between !
better bring the rennies as well then
Rennies... oh yes, I forget...lol... and possibly the Paracetamol for the morning after?
do we get to stay ??
fab
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you might not get a choice scarrrrrrrrrrry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Concur, what gave it away for you "
Well.... i'm shocked you'd even think I'd think it lol...
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Concur, what gave it away for you
Well.... i'm shocked you'd even think I'd think it lol...
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Are you always so welcoming to new posters? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Concur, what gave it away for you
Well.... i'm shocked you'd even think I'd think it lol...
Are you always so welcoming to new posters? "
Always welcoming to new ones yes... Do you know any?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three ingredients for a sexy evening
Me Les and a bottle of wine xx
Well thats Les and the wine sorted, what part do you play in the proceedings "
Someone has to pour the wine xx |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Concur, what gave it away for you
Well.... i'm shocked you'd even think I'd think it lol...
Are you always so welcoming to new posters?
Always welcoming to new ones yes... Do you know any?? "
Well, I am a new girl in town |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Concur, what gave it away for you
Well.... i'm shocked you'd even think I'd think it lol...
Are you always so welcoming to new posters?
Always welcoming to new ones yes... Do you know any??
Well, I am a new girl in town "
Ahhh Well... you said it, not me lol.. |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Concur, what gave it away for you
Well.... i'm shocked you'd even think I'd think it lol...
Are you always so welcoming to new posters?
Always welcoming to new ones yes... Do you know any??
Well, I am a new girl in town
Ahhh Well... you said it, not me lol.. "
??? Sorry I really do not know what you are , want or expect from . It is just a friendly post trying to find out what people do. What is your issue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
??? Sorry I really do not know what you are , want or expect from . It is just a friendly post trying to find out what people do. What is your issue?"
Only you dear Sir seems to think there is one.. |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
??? Sorry I really do not know what you are , want or expect from . It is just a friendly post trying to find out what people do. What is your issue?
Only you dear Sir seems to think there is one.. "
Now I think you are on the wrong site if you cannot tell a woman from a man. Look at the picture on here, a 36D!I would appreciate somebody telling me what is going on here!!!!! |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
??? Sorry I really do not know what you are , want or expect from . It is just a friendly post trying to find out what people do. What is your issue?
Only you dear Sir seems to think there is one.. "
Newbies and sucking egs are the thoughts in my head xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Now I think you are on the wrong site if you cannot tell a woman from a man. Look at the picture on here, a 36D!I would appreciate somebody telling me what is going on here!!!!!"
Your right.. seems the picture is indeed more Aphrodite than try as I might lol.... |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Now I think you are on the wrong site if you cannot tell a woman from a man. Look at the picture on here, a 36D!I would appreciate somebody telling me what is going on here!!!!!
Your right.. seems the picture is indeed more Aphrodite than try as I might lol.... "
I just looked at Aphrodite who is a woman... so, again what is your problem, love? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your right.. seems the picture is indeed more Aphrodite than try as I might lol....
I just looked at Aphrodite who is a woman... so, again what is your problem, love? "
That was a Tina Turner Track... Whats Love got to do with it..
Aphrodite was a Godess of Love... is that your point... Or is there one? |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Your right.. seems the picture is indeed more Aphrodite than try as I might lol....
I just looked at Aphrodite who is a woman... so, again what is your problem, love?
That was a Tina Turner Track... Whats Love got to do with it..
Aphrodite was a Godess of Love... is that your point... Or is there one? "
Sorry, I am at a loss as to what you want to prove on here - you're being very macho here and really there is no need as I am a very friendly WOMAN - mwahhhhhh xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok........
enuff with the sex talk....
im without till next month
and im missing my sexy man . so no more talk about sex on this site ok.
Evan dreams nom mine are sooooooooooo ...oh mama !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"food is a sensual thing, if the right one is used... and i dont mean a cucumber "
Food that involves using the hands will be high on my list, also creamy sauces  |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U "
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet? "
hmmmmmmm teaching the undergarments???
could be fun, |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet?
hmmmmmmm teaching the undergarments???
could be fun, "
indeed application for said course to follow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet?
hmmmmmmm teaching the undergarments???
could be fun,
indeed application for said course to follow "
Well whats UR current level of qualification? black lacy? silk? the hybrid black lacy/silk? or latex shiny PVC? , just so I know where the course should be aimed at? |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet?
hmmmmmmm teaching the undergarments???
could be fun,
indeed application for said course to follow
Well whats UR current level of qualification? black lacy? silk? the hybrid black lacy/silk? or latex shiny PVC? , just so I know where the course should be aimed at? "
Foundation in flogging, one semester of sensual roping and that is where it stops HELP PLEASE WHat are min entry qualifications? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet?
hmmmmmmm teaching the undergarments???
could be fun,
indeed application for said course to follow
Well whats UR current level of qualification? black lacy? silk? the hybrid black lacy/silk? or latex shiny PVC? , just so I know where the course should be aimed at?
Foundation in flogging, one semester of sensual roping and that is where it stops HELP PLEASE WHat are min entry qualifications? "
Errrrr "D" cup minimum, sense of humour, and a passing knowledge of "boy scout knots"--- I think U may be overqualified |
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By *of 9 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Spreader bar with ankle cuffs, collar N lead set, loads of baby oil to make the PVC glisten.
now thats what I call fun !!
I knew I liked U
Have you considered taking up the teaching post for the undergraduates yet?
hmmmmmmm teaching the undergarments???
could be fun,
indeed application for said course to follow
Well whats UR current level of qualification? black lacy? silk? the hybrid black lacy/silk? or latex shiny PVC? , just so I know where the course should be aimed at?
Foundation in flogging, one semester of sensual roping and that is where it stops HELP PLEASE WHat are min entry qualifications?
Errrrr "D" cup minimum, sense of humour, and a passing knowledge of "boy scout knots"--- I think U may be overqualified "
Oh ..like venture scouts, think I still got a couple somewhere, all that abseiling, designer stubble and scent of sweat...mmmmm |
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"Its at times like these I miss the real PD.. He always had something nice to say bless...
Didn't realise there was a spat but being the gentleman I am I will bow out gracefully and enjoy the show from afar... "
wow another mention in dispatches and i wasnt even on !!!!...cheers |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
xxx"
swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx"
As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
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By (user no longer on site)
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As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
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I'm voting for Rugby for Prime Minister , thats the most sensible thing I've read in months!!!!! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
I'm voting for Rugby for Prime Minister , thats the most sensible thing I've read in months!!!!! "
I would make spreader bars and teasing compulsory, what do you say? |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx"
well i use the tits to put men into a hypnotic trance.....watch these nipples and count to ten, and then if that dont work i just hit them on the head with them. then i just have my wicked way with them |
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As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
I'm voting for Rugby for Prime Minister , thats the most sensible thing I've read in months!!!!!
I would make spreader bars and teasing compulsory, what do you say? "
OK OK U had me before, but now I think I might have to fund the publicity drive for UR winning campaign!!!!! |
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As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
I'm voting for Rugby for Prime Minister , thats the most sensible thing I've read in months!!!!!
I would make spreader bars and teasing compulsory, what do you say? "
you have my vote ! xx |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx
well i use the tits to put men into a hypnotic trance.....watch these nipples and count to ten, and then if that dont work i just hit them on the head with them. then i just have my wicked way with them"
Pussy for Home secretary???? |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx
well i use the tits to put men into a hypnotic trance.....watch these nipples and count to ten, and then if that dont work i just hit them on the head with them. then i just have my wicked way with them
Pussy for Home secretary???? "
minister for the interiors ? |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx
well i use the tits to put men into a hypnotic trance.....watch these nipples and count to ten, and then if that dont work i just hit them on the head with them. then i just have my wicked way with them
Pussy for Home secretary???? "
eh!!! does that mean i work from home instead of the office???? |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"We tend to pick the dog shit from out the yard, clean the skidders of the toilet pan, get rid of the cut up squares of newspaper from behind the bog door and replace with a roll of Andrex, remove the plywood sheets which cover our broken windows following the vandal attack (we always believe in allowing plenty fresh air through the house before a meet - it gets rid of the smell of stale cat piss)push the overflowing kitchen bin into the cupboard out of site - the smell of moudly rotton food can be very offputting and last but not least - hide the dirty laundry - most folks tend to let themselves down with that one !"
love it
last weekend had a cpl ask to come to mine at short notice
told them the house was a mess and there reply was, we comming to fook you not do an inspection |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx
As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
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sigh .......if only !! |
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx
well i use the tits to put men into a hypnotic trance.....watch these nipples and count to ten, and then if that dont work i just hit them on the head with them. then i just have my wicked way with them
Pussy for Home secretary????
eh!!! does that mean i work from home instead of the office????"
no it means we come around to yours and give a good workout ..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pussy for Home secretary????
eh!!! does that mean i work from home instead of the office????
Means if Rugby is busy, U make all the rules "
yessss sounds like fun to me. i would rule that everyone should just have fun
WITH ME
am a greedy girl see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pussy for Home secretary????
eh!!! does that mean i work from home instead of the office????
no it means we come around to yours and give a good workout ..lol"
hmmmm Maybe PD minister for logistics?? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"welcome back pd i for one have missed ya
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swear those boobs are looking better every day hun ..Pat is a lucky lucky man mwaaah....
cheers for yesterday hun nice to see someone speaking their mind xxx
As pussy said yesterday, maybe everyone should act their age and speak their mind instead of snide remarks and profiles created just to make snide remarks instead.
The forums would be a better place if everyone acting like adults and stopped sniping.
sigh .......if only !!"
Even bigger sigh from here |
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Pussy for Home secretary????
eh!!! does that mean i work from home instead of the office????
no it means we come around to yours and give a good workout ..lol
hmmmm Maybe PD minister for logistics?? "
i am no good at logistics trust me you would all turn up at the wrong place and wrong time ....in fact no one would ever meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pussy for Home secretary????
eh!!! does that mean i work from home instead of the office????
no it means we come around to yours and give a good workout ..lol
hmmmm Maybe PD minister for logistics?? "
ah feck, just had to google logistics. so what sort do yer mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i am no good at logistics trust me you would all turn up at the wrong place and wrong time ....in fact no one would ever meet "
Hmmmm so UR looking for a job that is still ok if no one gets UR communication correct, Hmmmm chancelor of the exchequer??? NO one needs to pay tax cos UR never gonna find us????? |
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ah feck, just had to google logistics. so what sort do yer mean"
Getting the right people in the right place at the right time, but He has already passed on that job offer , |
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i am no good at logistics trust me you would all turn up at the wrong place and wrong time ....in fact no one would ever meet
Hmmmm so UR looking for a job that is still ok if no one gets UR communication correct, Hmmmm chancelor of the exchequer??? NO one needs to pay tax cos UR never gonna find us????? "
wouldnt that be great and also swinging holidays getting tax relief ...lol |
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i am no good at logistics trust me you would all turn up at the wrong place and wrong time ....in fact no one would ever meet
Hmmmm so UR looking for a job that is still ok if no one gets UR communication correct, Hmmmm chancelor of the exchequer??? NO one needs to pay tax cos UR never gonna find us?????
wouldnt that be great and also swinging holidays getting tax relief ...lol"
Ahhhh As 1st minister for Scotland, I'd make swinging holidays free, paid for with the offshore oil revenue, much better than buying fcking nuclear weapons !!! |
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i am no good at logistics trust me you would all turn up at the wrong place and wrong time ....in fact no one would ever meet
Hmmmm so UR looking for a job that is still ok if no one gets UR communication correct, Hmmmm chancelor of the exchequer??? NO one needs to pay tax cos UR never gonna find us?????
wouldnt that be great and also swinging holidays getting tax relief ...lol
Ahhhh As 1st minister for Scotland, I'd make swinging holidays free, paid for with the offshore oil revenue, much better than buying fcking nuclear weapons !!! "
you got my vote go for it |
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oh shit yes we did didnt we.
ok three ingrediants for a sexy evening
ME
PATRICK
and my fave lezza
hahahaha
or
bottle of merlot
asparagus wrapped in parma ham and grilled
pepperdew peppers filled with phili
mmmmmh |
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"feckin ell aqua we are trying to get back on the subject again
but then again i like the sound of internal affairs mmmmmh
apologies
consider myself slapped"
nope fraid you dont get off with it that easy.
naked ass bending over and then i will slap ya |
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Well being as you lot seem so obsessed with food and making mess with it...how about six pineapple ring around my cock
whipped cream and then a cherry on top...!!
trouble is it would look so good I would eat it myself !  |
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"SIX pineapple rings, sure you havent got the chunks????
if not i will be first in the queue"
how many come in a tin ?....well i know what i would do with the syrup !
shhhllluuurppp !!! x
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"feckin ell aqua we are trying to get back on the subject again
but then again i like the sound of internal affairs mmmmmh
apologies
consider myself slapped
nope fraid you dont get off with it that easy.
naked ass bending over and then i will slap ya "
Hoped you'd say that lol |
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"no he means sexual nuisance as in, me nibbling on his willy but getting bored after a few mins and going off to do something else 
am a terrible fidget"
How could you do that to Patrick, nibble and run |
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My sexy man........fantastic sex....good food and good conversation followed by more fantastic sex , sleep followed by fantastic sex and a full english brekkie |
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