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By *atricia Parnel OP Woman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

If you are sat on the floor could you get back up...

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By *willfindyouWoman over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Just about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a coiled spring

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

Yes. Like an elephant. But I get there eventually. Just don’t run a stopwatch.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

No not anymore, my hips and knees just don’t work enough to propel me up

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up..."

Just tried it. Yes I can, although I need to push up with my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up..."

Yes lol can you?

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up..."

Without using my hands

Cal

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

These days yes, 5 years ago with difficulty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but it takes me a while.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

How much time do I have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't mention the provision of a tethered rope or climbing frame in your question

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By *atricia Parnel OP Woman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up...

Yes lol can you?"

Nope I roll onto my tum and kneel up

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sometimes. Not today though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup, knees still in action for now however the creaks and cracks definitely show mi age

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Yes, but I might creak a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes and without using any hands

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Without hands, arms? Yes I roll forward onto my knees then stand up it’s easy

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

I'm being a lazy bum today so not just now...maybe later

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Yes and without using any hands"

I bet you can get up standing on a surfboard in one single move still

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and without using any hands

I bet you can get up standing on a surfboard in one single move still

Haven’t tried that in years

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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Possibly, but not very gracefully unfortunately

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Yes and without using any hands

I bet you can get up standing on a surfboard in one single move still

Haven’t tried that in years

I can do that!

Ps that might be a lie

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

Yes

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Yes, but there will be that many cracks that anyone within earshot will think there's a firecracker going off

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up..."

What difficulty setting are we on here?

If going on my knees is acceptable. Then yep.

From sitting, no hands on floor to standing. Not a chance.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No not anymore, my hips and knees just don’t work enough to propel me up

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck knows lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but I probably can't be arsed to

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Yes but it’s not pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Today, no. My back is in a bad way.

Yesterday, yes but slowly. There is a lot of me to move

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Yes still manage to get up

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Yes if I was being offered a sausage roll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and without using any hands

I bet you can get up standing on a surfboard in one single move still

Haven’t tried that in years

I can do that!

Ps that might be a lie

I’m sure it’s not a lie at all

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By *tudmcmuffinMan over a year ago

Swindon

I can but it fucking hurts these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes if I was being offered a sausage roll."

The lure of pastry baked goods is like no other

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By *nked_kittenWoman over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Yes but not without a bit of swearing

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

It might involve a lot of creaky joints and huffing and puffing but I can

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Yes but not quietly or gracefully

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By *atricia Parnel OP Woman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Yes and without using any hands

I bet you can get up standing on a surfboard in one single move still

Haven’t tried that in years

I can do that!

Ps that might be a lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how long I've been sat there and what parts of me have seized up. If my knees have gone then I've got no chance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easily thankfully! I look at my partner sometimes and can't believe he's only 33.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up..."

No the question is why am I sat on the floor, when I have a perfectly good sub to sit on?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

If I couldn't I'd still be sitting on the floor

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Like a coiled spring

He's Zebedee in disguise ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on what I would be getting up for

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Smoothly? No. Competently? Yes.

I sit in circles with kids all the time

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Yes, and without groaning too.

Although right now I think I’d prefer to go from sitting to laying

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yes ,hardly elegantly but yes

I don't need a crane just yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes using my hands a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can but only if I'm allowed to make groaning noises at the same time

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Yes but not in a graceful lady like way unfortunately.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Yes but it does involve more and more noises, grunts, groans, crackles, creaks and popping noises than I would like

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By *urvySub87Woman over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

It wouldn't be elegant but I'd get there in the end

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"If you are sat on the floor could you get back up..."

Yes, but not gracefully.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

Oddly, yes I can. From cross-legged.

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

Of course, is this a trick question?

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