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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit 
Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind  "
Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit
Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind
Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums??? "
No thats shitting on ya doorstep |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit
wiping your ass with a leaf "
Beg pardon, but I'm always prepared with wetwipes and nappy bags when there's a possibility of having to make my toilet outdoors...I am a laydee you know...
(Dock leaves are the best by the way, and great for nettle stings too) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either! "
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I believe it does not taste very nice, so I would not advise anyone to try it!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
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I believe it does not taste very nice, so I would not advise anyone to try it! "
its not the taste that scares me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
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I believe it does not taste very nice, so I would not advise anyone to try it! its not the taste that scares me "
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I hear you!  |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit
wiping your ass with a leaf
Beg pardon, but I'm always prepared with wetwipes and nappy bags when there's a possibility of having to make my toilet outdoors...I am a laydee you know...
(Dock leaves are the best by the way, and great for nettle stings too) "
yes I know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
What the eck is that?  "
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An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...
Smells disgusting to me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys
I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex "
Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit
Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind
Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???
No thats shitting on ya doorstep "
Could be right there Femme, done that a coupla times in the past, mostly trying to avoid it now  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit
Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind
Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???
No thats shitting on ya doorstep
Could be right there Femme, done that a coupla times in the past, mostly trying to avoid it now "
Good plan batman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
What the eck is that? Muscle rub...bit like deep heat  "
Ooooh i really like deep heat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
What the eck is that?
like ralgex only greasier
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So what's its purpose? the same? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys
I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex
Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr "
Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
What the eck is that?
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An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...
Smells disgusting to me.
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Its it a herbal version then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children) they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx"
is that a good thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children) they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx
is that a good thing?"
yes it is xxxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
What the eck is that?
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An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...
Smells disgusting to me.
Its it a herbal version then?"
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Just Googled it, and judging by the list of ingredients, I'd say it is herbal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys
I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex
Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr
Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick??? "
Yes please... bring a spade, bin bags and a hack saw too pleeeeeese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!
What the eck is that?
.
An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...
Smells disgusting to me.
Its it a herbal version then?
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Just Googled it, and judging by the list of ingredients, I'd say it is herbal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children) they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx
is that a good thing?
yes it is xxxx
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Thats ok then. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys
I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex
Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr
Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick???
Yes please... bring a spade, bin bags and a hack saw too pleeeeeese "
Okeydokes, on my way...I've bunged a coupla boiler suits and some wellies in the boot as well so we don't mess our good clothes up...watch a couple of episodes of Dexter for inspiration till I get there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys
I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex
Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr
Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick???
Yes please... bring a spade, bin bags and a hack saw too pleeeeeese
Okeydokes, on my way...I've bunged a coupla boiler suits and some wellies in the boot as well so we don't mess our good clothes up...watch a couple of episodes of Dexter for inspiration till I get there"
I was using wine for that ..... i shall go tune into Dexter... Hurry though, last orders is around 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit "
Done that with a goat looking on!!! Quite funny experience and very liberating in 90 degree heat... Ebony |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"shitting in a hole in a field
You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit
Done that with a goat looking on!!! Quite funny experience and very liberating in 90 degree heat... Ebony "
I had a llama looking on (or it coulda been an alpaca, can't remember now), was in Peru so it was one of those and I've had sheep looking on but that's been in Cumbria so no avoiding them |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"Being a parent and anal for me, with no regrets! "
Add flying and that`s me too! Would have been nice to have had a child to make my Mum a Granny but that would have been the only reason for having one! My sister did have a child but she was quadraplegic and only lived for 8 years.  |
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