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That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment. |
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over a year ago
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"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment."
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment."
 Amazing. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
Amazing."
Seconded. CuriousS is wasted here. I’ve been to see a couple of talks by well-known writers since lockdown, and neither displayed a gift for dark humour and twisted imagery anywhere approaching what CS displayed there.
She needs an agent. |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
I don’t usually remember my dreams/nightmares but I had one recently that stuck with me and was literally my worst nightmare. I was in a room to start as a huge snake crawled in through the window, a constrictor type, I don’t normally mind snakes, that was weird but I got rid of the snake, but that was followed by a puma, and then a panther. I left the building and was walking down a road and saw a huge tiger in the distance, they are beautiful creatures but the idea of meeting one in the open is pretty terrifying, so I hid and it didn’t see me, however another guy quite close by wasn’t so lucky and I had to watch and listen to his screams as he was torn apart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting stung by a wasp on my dick and it explodes like an over cooked sausage.
Im have anaphylaxis so sweell up a lot .
The opposite dream would be it happens and swelling stays but pain goes away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
Amazing.
Seconded. CuriousS is wasted here. I’ve been to see a couple of talks by well-known writers since lockdown, and neither displayed a gift for dark humour and twisted imagery anywhere approaching what CS displayed there.
She needs an agent."
She does! "Rancid rat-bitten flaps" |
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"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
Amazing.
Seconded. CuriousS is wasted here. I’ve been to see a couple of talks by well-known writers since lockdown, and neither displayed a gift for dark humour and twisted imagery anywhere approaching what CS displayed there.
She needs an agent.
She does! "Rancid rat-bitten flaps" "
Its a real fear!
Honestly, I need to get out more and then I won't have time to sit worrying about this stuff.  |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
Nuclear War: I'm torn as to which is worse, getting burned out in the blink of an eye, dying of radiation poisoning, or trying to survive a Nuclear Winter, knowing that humanity (and all life on the planet) is now doomed. |
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"Nuclear War: I'm torn as to which is worse, getting burned out in the blink of an eye, dying of radiation poisoning, or trying to survive a Nuclear Winter, knowing that humanity (and all life on the planet) is now doomed."
Did you ever see Threads?
I'd rather go in the initial blast, the aftermath portrayed in that film still gives me the heebie-jeebies. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Nuclear War: I'm torn as to which is worse, getting burned out in the blink of an eye, dying of radiation poisoning, or trying to survive a Nuclear Winter, knowing that humanity (and all life on the planet) is now doomed.
Did you ever see Threads?
I'd rather go in the initial blast, the aftermath portrayed in that film still gives me the heebie-jeebies."
I did, I really don't know what's worse - the sensation of being burned to ash, or having to live in a world where there's no hope.
It was years after I saw 'Threads' that I learned about how widescale the bombing in a Nuclear war would be. Not something that makes me sleep easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment."
All this in 24 hours ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine "
My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Seeing my daughters in duistress, pain or danger.
Used to have a recurring nightmare when they were younger of us being on a train and we ended up separated, one set on the train and the other on the platform 
Just writing it brings back the feelings. |
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"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine
My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping "
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH that sounds awful! Hope your recovery went alright |
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"Seeing my daughters in duistress, pain or danger.
Used to have a recurring nightmare when they were younger of us being on a train and we ended up separated, one set on the train and the other on the platform
Just writing it brings back the feelings."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine
My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH that sounds awful! Hope your recovery went alright"
Getting there thanks x |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Seeing my daughters in duistress, pain or danger.
Used to have a recurring nightmare when they were younger of us being on a train and we ended up separated, one set on the train and the other on the platform
Just writing it brings back the feelings.
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Just know Im going to have that dream again tonight, its been rattling round in my brain since I aired it  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine
My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping "
Thats just made my shudder, broken a fair few bones in my time.
Fingers crossed for a full and speedy recovery. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Facebook and WhatsApp going down? God can you imagine the chaos and carnage that would cause especially amongst younger people??? "
...already is carnage here! There have never been so many Fabbers logged on at once... not sure the site can take the strain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine
My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping
Thats just made my shudder, broken a fair few bones in my time.
Fingers crossed for a full and speedy recovery. "
Thank you |
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Being trapped in a small space 
Being trapped in a small space with a daddy long legs would definitely be game over(Childhood trauma) tad weird I know...
Question what is the point of daddy long legs anyway? |
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"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment."
On balance, I take it you're not 100% pleased with the government.  |
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A quantum super-computer calculating pi to a final digit. Solving Pi, in other words.
Whilst it may not mean much to most folks, it would present a number of challenges across the whole field of science and other related disciplines.
#1. A circle is not perfectly round. It has a definite beginning and a definite end. Circles drawn in the past are no longer circles anymore. They are just very curved lines, that do not meet.
#2. Quantum mechanics which goes even more peculiar through the act of observation, unravels across the observed universe. Anything that depends on the previous idea of structural integrity due to circles, undoes itself. No more football (yay!). No more pizza (boo!). People notice the cracks in anything circular. Anything circular stops working. (The M25 and the North Circular have never worked, as Pi was solved from their inception. It's just that no one noticed).
#3.Pi is used in most calculations for building and construction. Einstürzende Neubauten see a surge in new fans. Since Pi is no longer a mathematical constant, science needs some major revisions.
Basically, it'd be less trouble not to look and observe.
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Being trapped in a small space
Being trapped in a small space with a daddy long legs would definitely be game over(Childhood trauma) tad weird I know...
Question what is the point of daddy long legs anyway?"
The point is they have long legs to stop their balls hitting the walls when they land |
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