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By *rpharmacist50 OP   Man  over a year ago

magherafelt

Part deux

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *91kMan  over a year ago

Maidstone

Is it show time yet?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is it show time yet? "

Yeah show us your balls

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By *91kMan  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Is it show time yet?

Yeah show us your balls "

That's a bit forward. At least buy me a drink first jeez

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is it show time yet?

Yeah show us your balls

That's a bit forward. At least buy me a drink first jeez "

Potato water

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Let's see if anyone will actually admit in public that they want Chunky.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it show time yet? "

I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

No one wants me feck you all

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one wants me feck you all "

I do xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is it show time yet?

I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir "

Girl you salavating I see drool

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

I do xx"

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales


"No one wants me feck you all "

It’s because you swear

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one wants me feck you all

I do xx

"

Xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you care "

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one wants me feck you all "

Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you swear "

Feck ya Welsh c**t

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you swear "

but not even proper swearing !

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you swear

Feck ya Welsh c**t "

Crying now

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing …"

Sounds interesting

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you swear but not even proper swearing ! "

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you swear

Feck ya Welsh c**t

Crying now "

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!"

Happy birthday x

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By *91kMan  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Is it show time yet?

I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir "

Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!

Happy birthday x"

Thank you!!!!!! xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!

Happy birthday x

Thank you!!!!!! xxx"

Xxxx

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By *91kMan  over a year ago

Maidstone


"No one wants me feck you all

Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing …"

Why am I the one doing all the work while you lot enjoy yourselves

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By *just.meMan  over a year ago

hartlepool

Reddress and Busty Belle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it show time yet?

I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir

Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out "

… the D stands for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nowt for me x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.


"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!"

I want you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one wants me feck you all

Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing

Why am I the one doing all the work while you lot enjoy yourselves "

Hey, high rewards for those who wait and are patient

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!"

I always want you in my bed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one wants me feck you all

Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing

Sounds interesting "

Just get in!!!

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By *91kMan  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Is it show time yet?

I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir

Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out

… the D stands for

"

Battery capacity... Obviously

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The one who gives the best spoons

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

I'm too shy to say

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.


"No one wants me feck you all "

Always want you gorgeous xx

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Who's got the warmest feet.

Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody, I starfish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's got the warmest feet.

Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies "

YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"No one wants me feck you all "

Not true... absolutely not true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it show time yet?

I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir

Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out

… the D stands for

Battery capacity... Obviously "

…Obviously, sir

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish "

Scandalous!!!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please "

You called?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please "

I'll have to dig the joke book out... the chest should be good though!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please "

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one who gives the best spoons "

You are aware of my spooning capabilities

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Who's got the warmest feet.

Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies

YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x "

I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly

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By *heonix_flamesWoman  over a year ago

Midlands


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff. "

Oh this is the dream

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff. "

You can have the other half of my chest

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest "

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone who likes to stroke my beard and then let their hands wonder down to my chest hair

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Who's got the warmest feet.

Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies

YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x

I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly "

Fleece. Winter. Bedding.

Why have I never even thought of this before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!! "

But oh so good

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Someone who likes to stroke my beard and then let their hands wonder down to my chest hair "

Oh those are my favourite things

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself "

But I'm too much for one woman.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good "

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's got the warmest feet.

Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies

YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x

I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly "

YAY!!!

I’ve got very warm feet I always sleep barefoot cos of that x

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

Always want you gorgeous xx "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one wants me feck you all

It’s because you swear "

She can tell me to get the @#$% out of bed

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Who's got the warmest feet.

Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies

YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x

I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly

YAY!!!

I’ve got very warm feet I always sleep barefoot cos of that x

"

Oooo you can be my hot water bottle! Kapow!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

But I'm too much for one woman. "

Wait. Who’s got the other half?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Princess peach I have the warmest feet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse "

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Princess peach I have the warmest feet"

Fight me

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

But I'm too much for one woman.

Wait. Who’s got the other half?"

MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

But I'm too much for one woman.

Wait. Who’s got the other half?

MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet "

Oh. Ok. I’m in

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue "

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

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By *678Man  over a year ago

Surrey


"No one wants me feck you all "

I can categorically inform you that many, very much do x

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham

Sexycatkylie would be an experience

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By *ifelady64Woman  over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

BustyBelle for sure x

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

But I'm too much for one woman.

Wait. Who’s got the other half?

MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet

Oh. Ok. I’m in "

You know it makes sense.

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By *rs mischiefWoman  over a year ago

Manchester

Even Mr Mischief doesn't want me in his bed tonight x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room "

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

But I'm too much for one woman.

Wait. Who’s got the other half?

MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet

Oh. Ok. I’m in "

I was just about to say that I hope the other half was reserved for me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sexycatkylie would be an experience"

Of what kind

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please

Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.

You can have the other half of my chest

Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself

But I'm too much for one woman.

Wait. Who’s got the other half?

MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet

Oh. Ok. I’m in

I was just about to say that I hope the other half was reserved for me! "

As if there would be anyone else.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish "

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham


"Sexycatkylie would be an experience

Of what kind

"

The new kind

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

uxbridge

Her second from the left

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By *asiKhanMan  over a year ago

luton

Definitely sexykatkylie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha"

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

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By *91kMan  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Sexycatkylie would be an experience

Of what kind

"

The stand there flexing kind...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Anyone who doesn’t mind crumbs in the bed from time

to time

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By *idLTMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Even Mr Mischief doesn't want me in his bed tonight x"

I'd certainly let you in mine!

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht! "

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just the one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even Mr Mischief doesn't want me in his bed tonight x"

!! Lay on him! Immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!"

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The same one that was in it last night, and the night before that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who likes to stroke my beard and then let their hands wonder down to my chest hair

Oh those are my favourite things "

I had noticed

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you "

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*"

Good! I starfish!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Is it show time yet? "

I suck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sexycatkylie would be an experience

Of what kind

The stand there flexing kind... "

from an outside perspective …I mean, doesn’t sound that bad to me

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Someone warm, cuddly and hairy, but not a man!

Any offers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone who doesn’t mind crumbs in the bed from time

to time "

I didn’t know Jaffas could leave crumbs …so what kind of crumbs are u on about

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"Is it show time yet?

I suck like a Dyson "

We have a WINNER…!

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Someone who likes my profile and yes I like theirs

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*

Good! I starfish! "

It was a false promise, I'd have to touch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooo "

There he is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*

Good! I starfish!

It was a false promise, I'd have to touch "

If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*

Good! I starfish!

It was a false promise, I'd have to touch

If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though "

I make a better Big Spoon than little spoon, so we seem to be getting towards an agreement

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By *exyguy321Man  over a year ago

nottingham

I would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone want me

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Is it show time yet?

I suck like a Dyson

We have a WINNER…! "

I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Anyone want me "

Everyone

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"Is it show time yet?

I suck like a Dyson

We have a WINNER…!

I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick "

Lol really..! Are you cordless? And have different Adapters…

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Is it show time yet?

I suck like a Dyson

We have a WINNER…!

I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick "

Whereas I leave crumbs in the bed

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By *idLTMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it show time yet?

I suck like a Dyson

We have a WINNER…! "

I second that.

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By *ixedDevilMan  over a year ago

Bootyville

Someone that can be a good little spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one who gives the best spoons "

I love a good spoon, normally leads to a fork

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not even in my bed myself until 8am, bleedin night shifts hey x lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Princess peach I have the warmest feet

Fight me "

I'd love to pin you down and have you submit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*

Good! I starfish!

It was a false promise, I'd have to touch

If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though

I make a better Big Spoon than little spoon, so we seem to be getting towards an agreement "

Boob cupping yes, no, hokey y pokey business though

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone that can be a good little spoon.

"

Meee

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Nobody, I starfish

Scandalous!!!

But oh so good

I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse

Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue

The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room

You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish

I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha

No talking either....or breathing....shhht!

I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!

What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you

ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*

Good! I starfish!

It was a false promise, I'd have to touch

If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though

I make a better Big Spoon than little spoon, so we seem to be getting towards an agreement

Boob cupping yes, no, hokey y pokey business though "

Boob cupping sounds like a fun hobby.

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

How I’d love a spoon right now!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"Is it show time yet?

I suck like a Dyson

We have a WINNER…!

I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick

Whereas I leave crumbs in the bed "

May need a hand held then..?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How I’d love a spoon right now! "

4 tea

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 03/10/21 23:21:21]

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London

The one that is right now

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"How I’d love a spoon right now!

4 tea"

I never drink tea in bed!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[Fabber Removed by poster at 03/10/21 23:21:21]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one that is right now "

Name...

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By *ustforfun49Man  over a year ago

chesterfield

No one wants me

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"The one that is right now

Name... "

It’s on a need-to-know basis…

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"The one that is right now

Name...

It’s on a need-to-know basis… "

Don't tell 'em your name Pike.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"The one that is right now

Name...

It’s on a need-to-know basis…

Don't tell 'em your name Pike. "

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

The lady who came to visit earlier this year springs to mind. We have plans afoot to see her again soon.

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"The one that is right now

Name...

It’s on a need-to-know basis…

Don't tell 'em your name Pike. "

Your name is now in ze book!

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"The one that is right now "

Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"[Fabber Removed by poster at 03/10/21 23:21:21]"

Come on own up who removed chunky from the bed..?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Her with the big tits

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Her with the big dick "

Filth

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Her with the big dick

Filth

"

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Her with the big dick

Filth

"

Mr holes

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I pick natalie we can chat all night x

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[Fabber Removed by poster at 03/10/21 23:21:21]

Come on own up who removed chunky from the bed..? "

The little one said "roll over, roll over...."

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By *JBezantMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Someone with a pulse? Though even that could be compromised

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone with a pulse? Though even that could be compromised "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone tall and muscular, who smells divine, loves to cuddle and fucks for hours.

Anyone ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone tall and muscular, who smells divine, loves to cuddle and fucks for hours.

Anyone ? "

Sigma x

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

I wish i could be in bed insted to be at work

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"No one wants me feck you all

I do xx

"

I do of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone tall and muscular, who smells divine, loves to cuddle and fucks for hours.

Anyone ?

Smegma x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone tall and muscular, who smells divine, loves to cuddle and fucks for hours.

Anyone ?

Smegma x

"

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"No one wants me feck you all

I do xx

I do of course "

And if you want to feck us all ..can I be the first please

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

I'll have whoever's left, it's been along time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to hold my boobs all night for me.

So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me.

So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime! "

I thought that was thunder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me.

So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!

I thought that was thunder "

Rude!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me.

So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!

I thought that was thunder

Rude!! "

It could of been worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me.

So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!

I thought that was thunder

Rude!!

It could of been worse "

Utter filth

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By *idsCouple1Couple  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oooo "

There’s a you shaped space in my bed for you! x

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me.

So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime! "

watching boobs rearrange themselves whe she rolls over is a great pleasure

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

[Removed by poster at 04/10/21 00:41:04]

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oooo "

I can budge up and make room for you

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

He knows, I told him this morning

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"I'll have whoever's left, it's been along time"

Cough cough you and me both

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"The one that is right now

Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time. "

‘‘Twas decent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tinder girl would be most welcome next to/on top/underneath me in my bed x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one that is right now

Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.

‘‘Twas decent. "

Name? Oh we done that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one that is right now

Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.

‘‘Twas decent. "

I bet it was more than decent you minx

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"The one that is right now

Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.

‘‘Twas decent.

Name? Oh we done that lol"

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"The one that is right now

Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.

‘‘Twas decent.

I bet it was more than decent you minx "

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"

Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!? "

Apparently…lightweights

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No one wants me feck you all

I do xx

I do of course

And if you want to feck us all ..can I be the first please "

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!?

Apparently…lightweights

"

Honestly, turn your back for even a moment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!? "

Your late

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!?

Your late "

So it would seem ... but you know what they... saving the best for last

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"

Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!? "

Apparently…lightweights

Not quite late enough…!

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