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You know you're a pervert when...

By *uietly_Kinky OP Man over a year ago

High Wycombe

... you see an advert for a high-end sleep mask and immediately think it's a sex blindfold.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like things with multiple uses

Did a thread once about household items for bdsm play

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like things with multiple uses

Did a thread once about household items for bdsm play

best to make good use of what you have

By *uietly_Kinky OP Man over a year ago

High Wycombe

"I like things with multiple uses

Did a thread once about household items for bdsm play

Clothes pegs, sellotape and a spatula

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

So when you're in the fruit and veg section looking for vegetables most like a huge penis.

By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

You walk in to B&Q and just see all the posibiltys for kink .rope chain padlocks canes furniture reciprocating tools ........

By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Certain numberplates make you secretly smile

By *uietly_Kinky OP Man over a year ago

High Wycombe

"So when you're in the fruit and veg section looking for vegetables most like a huge penis.

I'm making a stew, honest...

By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When you see a sign for Dove Valley Park initialised…

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Certain numberplates make you secretly smile"
I do that lol work out the letters into kinky words,hey,we all have to have a hobby