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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
1. What is your response to the word moist?
2. Are Jaffa Cakes a cake or a biscuit?
3. If you could be any Teletubby, which one would you be?
4. Do you smoke?
5. What question do you most want to ask me?
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1. Fancy a shag?
2. Are you frigid or something?
3. Why are women here if they don't want to shag anybody?
4. (To a different audience) Why do I never get anywhere speed dating?
5. Am I really that ugly? |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"1. Have you got any sti's 
2. Do you like anal 
3. Will you ch*ke me 0
4. Will you spank me 
5. Wanna bite my ass "
And fab male would reply….
1. All STI’s are beautiful 
2. All orifices are beautiful
3. Yes, for hours and hours
4. Yes, until you squirt
5. Yes, I’m up for anything
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?
Are you good at eating food?
If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?
Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?
Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Do you know how to keep a secret?
What are your views on unprotected sex?
Do you like jelly babies?
Do you own a fitted white shirt?
How many people do you tell when you have had a fab meet?
They will do for starters |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?
Are you good at eating food?
If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?
Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?
Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?"
180° - time depends on the size of the chicken.
Good at eating - silly question.
Sod the cooking order takaway anyway (more time for sex).
Baby - no, but I'd like to practice.
60 seconds - start your stopwatch.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do dogs like you?
That's all you need to know.
But to fill the time.
What do you do for fun?
What's your favourite joke?
Do you get jealous?
What's your number ? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do you know how to keep a secret?
What are your views on unprotected sex?
Do you like jelly babies?
Do you own a fitted white shirt?
How many people do you tell when you have had a fab meet?
They will do for starters "
Yes.
Shhhh
Shhhh
Shhhh
Shhhh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?
Are you good at eating food?
If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?
Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?
Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?
180° - time depends on the size of the chicken.
Good at eating - silly question.
Sod the cooking order takaway anyway (more time for sex).
Baby - no, but I'd like to practice.
60 seconds - start your stopwatch. "
No but I'd like to practice  you're as smooth as butter Chunky  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?
Are you good at eating food?
If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?
Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?
Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?
180° - time depends on the size of the chicken.
Good at eating - silly question.
Sod the cooking order takaway anyway (more time for sex).
Baby - no, but I'd like to practice.
60 seconds - start your stopwatch.
No but I'd like to practice you're as smooth as butter Chunky "
Get ya kit off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Where’s your favourite place in the world?
2. If you could time travel to one moment in history when would it be?
3. What’s your favourite weird food combination?
4. If your life was a movie who would you want to play you?
5. What’s one surprising fact about you?
So bland haha |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Have you got any sti's
2. Do you like anal
3. Will you ch*ke me 0
4. Will you spank me
5. Wanna bite my ass
And fab male would reply….
1. All STI’s are beautiful
2. All orifices are beautiful
3. Yes, for hours and hours
4. Yes, until you squirt
5. Yes, I’m up for anything
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So true |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Where’s your favourite place in the world?
2. If you could time travel to one moment in history when would it be?
3. What’s your favourite weird food combination?
4. If your life was a movie who would you want to play you?
5. What’s one surprising fact about you?
So bland haha "
1:Paris
2:When dinosaurs were a thing.
3:Ketchup mixed with curry sauce.
4:Scarlet Johnson
5:My oral skills are exceptional. Apparently I could talk for hours |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Can you bake
2. Are you a bunny boiler
3. Do you like Jaffa cakes
4. Do you share food
5. Come to bed
Is 5 a question or command?
Bugger…a command, disguised as a question "
I like your thinking. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do you know how to keep a secret?
What are your views on unprotected sex?
Do you like jelly babies?
Do you own a fitted white shirt?
How many people do you tell when you have had a fab meet?
They will do for starters "
Jelly babies are so YUMMY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s your favourite position?
What’s your star sign?
Last meal of choice of death row?
Do you like a night out / bar crawl?
Favourite film? "
Me on top
Aquarius
Arancini followed by lemon meringue pie
Just one glass of red chianti and I'm good.
Underworld.
Do I pass? |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Can you bake
2. Are you a bunny boiler
3. Do you like Jaffa cakes
4. Do you share food
5. Come to bed "
1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.
2:Ahh is that even a real question.
3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.
4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.
5: I'm just getting out of bed |
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"1. Can you bake
2. Are you a bunny boiler
3. Do you like Jaffa cakes
4. Do you share food
5. Come to bed
1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.
2:Ahh is that even a real question.
3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.
4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.
5: I'm just waiting for you in bed "
Fixed it - This version sounds much better |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Can you bake
2. Are you a bunny boiler
3. Do you like Jaffa cakes
4. Do you share food
5. Come to bed
1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.
2:Ahh is that even a real question.
3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.
4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.
5: I'm just waiting for you in bed
Fixed it - This version sounds much better "
I'd have to agree but it's simply not true. I see you like a kit kat. 2 fingers is better than one I suppose. Four when one is feeling really adventurous. |
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"1. Can you bake
2. Are you a bunny boiler
3. Do you like Jaffa cakes
4. Do you share food
5. Come to bed
1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.
2:Ahh is that even a real question.
3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.
4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.
5: I'm just waiting for you in bed
Fixed it - This version sounds much better
I'd have to agree but it's simply not true. I see you like a kit kat. 2 fingers is better than one I suppose. Four when one is feeling really adventurous."
Brb, just popping to Waitrose.  |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Can you bake
2. Are you a bunny boiler
3. Do you like Jaffa cakes
4. Do you share food
5. Come to bed
1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.
2:Ahh is that even a real question.
3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.
4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.
5: I'm just waiting for you in bed
Fixed it - This version sounds much better
I'd have to agree but it's simply not true. I see you like a kit kat. 2 fingers is better than one I suppose. Four when one is feeling really adventurous.
Brb, just popping to Waitrose. "
It's taking a while |
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