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The Saturday Late, Late, Nocturnal Thread. Sponsored by Erect Jim on tour

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim not, this is Jim not.

By Jim's gracious invite I'm guest hosting tonight's Nocturnal Thread. He's a stand up guy, I'm a stand in guy and it's only a one night stand.

So join me and share your feelings, your thoughts, your whims, your wit, your joy and pain. Let's do this together.

Regulars, Irregulars, Newbies and Lurkers: all are welcome here.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Holy fuck Leo.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You're nocturnaling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strong start!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Holy fuck Leo."

Bless you. You have first faced. Congratulations Meli ! Are imaginary prizes involved at this point?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Delighted to have a one night stand with you Leo , good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strong start!"

Evening Mark, thank you. It can only go downhill but hold on for the ride.

How was your Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God damn I’m having issues tonight! Strong start love it, evening one and all. Happy fabbing/perving or what ever takes your persuasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Howdy Bill, my musical mate. What on TV in Texas as we speak?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Holy fuck Leo.

Bless you. You have first faced. Congratulations Meli ! Are imaginary prizes involved at this point?"

You bet they are! Hit me up with my imaginary prize, I'm going to think of a suitable deity for you in the mean time - Jim has Priapus for rather evident reasons.

Hello nocturnal people and apologies for the swearing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Delighted to have a one night stand with you Leo , good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenig Bellaseas. As we are channelling our inner Jim, when did you last touch your knees ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening fellow nocturnal fabbers

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill, my musical mate. What on TV in Texas as we speak?"
everything, fixing cars, cooking shows, old westerns, and college football, me ? I'm surfing, more e for the background noise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooooood 10 40 evening Leo.

And goooood evening to all of you Fabsters.

I hope Jim is living his best life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Holy fuck Leo.

Bless you. You have first faced. Congratulations Meli ! Are imaginary prizes involved at this point?

You bet they are! Hit me up with my imaginary prize, I'm going to think of a suitable deity for you in the mean time - Jim has Priapus for rather evident reasons.

Hello nocturnal people and apologies for the swearing!"

Because I'm a nosy/observant bod I know you like Winchester and I was there last week. So I'm sending you a photo of the Cathedral in the sun.

Real prizes already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening fellow nocturnal fabbers

Good evening Mellers. Tell me about beer and boxing. Who's punching and who's punch d*unk ?

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Leo and fellow pervs! Currently watching "Guitar Heroes at the BBC" on the Yesterday channel. Makes me want to wipe the dust off the Telecaster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooood 10 40 evening Leo.

And goooood evening to all of you Fabsters.

I hope Jim is living his best life. "

Good Evening Lemon. I'm a bit concerned as I told him about Bigg Market in Newcastle and many fine young men have never been the same after a visit there. Should we be worried for your bestie?

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By *ixedMan over a year ago

blackley, manchester

Lyndsey Buckingham is never mentioned- legend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening fellow nocturnal fabbers

Good evening Mellers. Tell me about beer and boxing. Who's punching and who's punch d*unk ?"

Ermm ermm ermm sorry I was in PM a lot during most of the boxing I must admit matey

I have no idea lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Leo and fellow pervs! Currently watching "Guitar Heroes at the BBC" on the Yesterday channel. Makes me want to wipe the dust off the Telecaster!

Welcome Wildman. Who is your favourite guitarist ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooood 10 40 evening Leo.

And goooood evening to all of you Fabsters.

I hope Jim is living his best life.

Good Evening Lemon. I'm a bit concerned as I told him about Bigg Market in Newcastle and many fine young men have never been the same after a visit there. Should we be worried for your bestie? "

I need more information about Bigg Market before I know if I need to be worried about my bestie boy Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lyndsey Buckingham is never mentioned- legend"

Hello Nixed and welcome to Nocturnal ! You've mentioned him and I will too. Lindsey Buckingham. Let's make tonight's Nocturnal a Buckingham Palace.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus Leo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooood 10 40 evening Leo.

And goooood evening to all of you Fabsters.

I hope Jim is living his best life.

Good Evening Lemon. I'm a bit concerned as I told him about Bigg Market in Newcastle and many fine young men have never been the same after a visit there. Should we be worried for your bestie?

I need more information about Bigg Market before I know if I need to be worried about my bestie boy Jim.

On the international scale of hedonism it makes Ibiza look like a car boot sale in Stockport. It's wild and I'm worried.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Lyndsey Buckingham is never mentioned- legend

Hello Nixed and welcome to Nocturnal ! You've mentioned him and I will too. Lindsey Buckingham. Let's make tonight's Nocturnal a Buckingham Palace."
Buckingham /nicks a great almost unknown lp, lyndsay buckinham and stevie nicks before joining fleetwood mac

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jebus Leo

All Durt Birds are welcome to Nocturnal but you are Derry welcome indeed. How was your day so far Belle ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening fellow nocturnal fabbers

Good evening Mellers. Tell me about beer and boxing. Who's punching and who's punch d*unk ?

Ermm ermm ermm sorry I was in PM a lot during most of the boxing I must admit matey

I have no idea lol

Did you watch Joshua v Usyk last week ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evenin bredren. Just catching up with the Kevin Sanderson mix on 6 music. 30 minutes of pure techno bliss

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Welcome Wildman. Who is your favourite guitarist ? "

Hmmmm, difficult question Leo. Hard to pick just one. Depends on the mood. Gary Moore is up there along with Lizzy mate Scott Gorham. If I'm in a prog mood then Steve Howe of Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening fellow nocturnal fabbers

Good evening Mellers. Tell me about beer and boxing. Who's punching and who's punch d*unk ?

Ermm ermm ermm sorry I was in PM a lot during most of the boxing I must admit matey

I have no idea lol

Did you watch Joshua v Usyk last week ?"

No I missed that as well..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I must say thanks to KinkyCouple for guest hosting last night's Nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin bredren. Just catching up with the Kevin Sanderson mix on 6 music. 30 minutes of pure techno bliss "

Evening Tren. Love 6 Music. Was listening to Kraftwerk on there at 7am today, the roots of techno !

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jebus Leo

All Durt Birds are welcome to Nocturnal but you are Derry welcome indeed. How was your day so far Belle ?"

my day was very good Leo I baked a cake

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello nocturnal people and apologies for the swearing!

Because I'm a nosy/observant bod I know you like Winchester and I was there last week. So I'm sending you a photo of the Cathedral in the sun.

Real prizes already.

Yay, you can join the nosy bitch club! So far Jamie Hants and I are proud members, we're growing in numbers. Thank you for the prize! I've spent many happy summers in Winchester thanks to a brother in law with the most ridiculously beautiful house ever.

You're a dab hand at nocturnaling Leo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooood 10 40 evening Leo.

And goooood evening to all of you Fabsters.

I hope Jim is living his best life.

Good Evening Lemon. I'm a bit concerned as I told him about Bigg Market in Newcastle and many fine young men have never been the same after a visit there. Should we be worried for your bestie?

I need more information about Bigg Market before I know if I need to be worried about my bestie boy Jim.

On the international scale of hedonism it makes Ibiza look like a car boot sale in Stockport. It's wild and I'm worried."

I'm worried now too. You'll have to be my new bestie if anything bad happens to Jim.

I'm very tired so I'm going to bed. But I will pray for Jim and his safety.

Goodnight everyone. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lyndsey Buckingham is never mentioned- legend

Hello Nixed and welcome to Nocturnal ! You've mentioned him and I will too. Lindsey Buckingham. Let's make tonight's Nocturnal a Buckingham Palace. Buckingham /nicks a great almost unknown lp, lyndsay buckinham and stevie nicks before joining fleetwood mac"

What's your favourite Fleetwood Mac tune Bill ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evenin bredren. Just catching up with the Kevin Sanderson mix on 6 music. 30 minutes of pure techno bliss

Evening Tren. Love 6 Music. Was listening to Kraftwerk on there at 7am today, the roots of techno !"

Yes. Love Kraftwerk plus a bit of Can and Neu!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Welcome Wildman. Who is your favourite guitarist ?

Hmmmm, difficult question Leo. Hard to pick just one. Depends on the mood. Gary Moore is up there along with Lizzy mate Scott Gorham. If I'm in a prog mood then Steve Howe of Yes.

Thin Lizzy still such an underrated band, I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, tonight I be been mostly drinking Chianti

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Goodnight Lemon. I'm flattered but Jim is irreplaceable so I promise to save from Bigg Market debauchery. My word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jebus Leo

All Durt Birds are welcome to Nocturnal but you are Derry welcome indeed. How was your day so far Belle ?

my day was very good Leo I baked a cake

That's a cliffhanger post ! What cake and where is it now?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Lyndsey Buckingham is never mentioned- legend

What's your favourite Fleetwood Mac tune Bill ?"
too many , but " say you love me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello nocturnal people and apologies for the swearing!

Because I'm a nosy/observant bod I know you like Winchester and I was there last week. So I'm sending you a photo of the Cathedral in the sun.

Real prizes already.

You're a dab hand at nocturnaling Leo. "

Ah, thank you

If Jamie Hants is reading I promise a FactMash if she says hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, tonight I be been mostly drinking Chianti

Good evening Dynamic. Jim is on a wild weekend away so I'm the not so super sub tonight. Chianti bottles were originally served in a straw basket called a fiasco. That may be an omen for my Noctural.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jebus Leo

All Durt Birds are welcome to Nocturnal but you are Derry welcome indeed. How was your day so far Belle ?

my day was very good Leo I baked a cake

That's a cliffhanger post ! What cake and where is it now?"

Raspberry and white chocolate

still here it’s for a christening tomorrow

not mine

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Howdy ya'll"

Howdy Bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jebus Leo

All Durt Birds are welcome to Nocturnal but you are Derry welcome indeed. How was your day so far Belle ?

my day was very good Leo I baked a cake

That's a cliffhanger post ! What cake and where is it now?

Raspberry and white chocolate

still here it’s for a christening tomorrow

not mine

Wow, soft fruit and white chocolate are two of my favourite things. Best wishes for the Christening !

Btw, a very good Fab friend who shall remain nameless but I'll call RubberHose swears white chocolate is not even chocolate ! Jebus indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill

Hello Samiss

Is Dukes nightclub still open in Chelmsford ?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello all

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill

x"
hello you, haven't seen you in awhile

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jebus Leo

All Durt Birds are welcome to Nocturnal but you are Derry welcome indeed. How was your day so far Belle ?

my day was very good Leo I baked a cake

That's a cliffhanger post ! What cake and where is it now?

Raspberry and white chocolate

still here it’s for a christening tomorrow

not mine

Wow, soft fruit and white chocolate are two of my favourite things. Best wishes for the Christening !

Btw, a very good Fab friend who shall remain nameless but I'll call RubberHose swears white chocolate is not even chocolate ! Jebus indeed

Whaaaaa gawd

but white chocolate is my absolute favourite

Thank you I will need it

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill

Hello Samiss

Is Dukes nightclub still open in Chelmsford ? "

Bit old for nightclubs, but I think so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening fellow nocturnal fabbers

Good evening Mellers. Tell me about beer and boxing. Who's punching and who's punch d*unk ?

Ermm ermm ermm sorry I was in PM a lot during most of the boxing I must admit matey

I have no idea lol

Did you watch Joshua v Usyk last week ?

No I missed that as well..

I'm starting to think *boxing* may be a euphemism here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious "

My first post on a nocturnal thread in 5 years ... idk why. Just never looked in one before

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill

xhello you, haven't seen you in awhile

I'm not in so often now Bill, but all good here and I hope you are well! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious "

Welcome to Nocturnal Arrows. What was the last chocolate you ate?

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Thin Lizzy still such an underrated band, I think."

Too true, often overlooked. Phil Lynott was a great lyricist and a friendly guy to talk to. Thin Lizzy, the band I should have been in!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill

xhello you, haven't seen you in awhile

I'm not in so often now Bill, but all good here and I hope you are well! X"
i am and glad to hear alls good there xo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious

My first post on a nocturnal thread in 5 years ... idk why. Just never looked in one before"

Double welcome then, and it's my first time hosting one. Two virgins on the same Fab thread is probably also a first.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill

xhello you, haven't seen you in awhile

I'm not in so often now Bill, but all good here and I hope you are well! X i am and glad to hear alls good there xo"

That's good

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Evening Leo and nocturnal beings.

I hope your journey home was free of traffic dramas.

I think I have finally dried out from football today. Thankfully the 3 points and actually finding a 20 minute long queue for diesel on the way home made up for the dampness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When was the last time you went to a nightclub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Leo and nocturnal beings.

I hope your journey home was free of traffic dramas.

I think I have finally dried out from football today. Thankfully the 3 points and actually finding a 20 minute long queue for diesel on the way home made up for the dampness. "

Evening Lois ! Thank you, made an early start and it was an easy one.

Top of the table too! Did you know I'm a Blue?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Well well well xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm only popping in for a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Today in history: Shrewsbury's second most famous son Charles Darwin returned to England after a five-year journey on the HMS Beagle.

Surely a sign that Jim will return safely to Nocturnal having witnessed many natural wonders in the North East.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's going on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well well well xx"

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm only popping in for a few minutes

Welcome SirOlov

You pop, I'll snap and Yas can crackle.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God damn I’m having issues tonight! Strong start love it, evening one and all. Happy fabbing/perving or what ever takes your persuasion

Apologies coffeencake, I missed your post. Rookie error

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pop

Snap

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well well well xx

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?"

It was excellent how are you xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm only popping in for a few minutes

Welcome SirOlov

You pop, I'll snap and Yas can crackle. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Poor eve wilder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious

Welcome to Nocturnal Arrows. What was the last chocolate you ate?"

I had a mini moro bar today and it was fucking magnificent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well well well xx

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?

It was excellent how are you xx"

What was the best thing ?

I'm nervous but trying to bluff my way through to 1am.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well well well xx

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?

It was excellent how are you xx

What was the best thing ?

I'm nervous but trying to bluff my way through to 1am.

I'm here for you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious

My first post on a nocturnal thread in 5 years ... idk why. Just never looked in one before

Double welcome then, and it's my first time hosting one. Two virgins on the same Fab thread is probably also a first.

Leo I have read a few threads on here and apparently 98.7 % of men on here have not had sex in such a long time that their virginity actually grew back. This is a fact.

So not so rare I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious

Welcome to Nocturnal Arrows. What was the last chocolate you ate?

I had a mini moro bar today and it was fucking magnificent "

I want magnificent chocolate now. May have to settle for mediocre toast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well well well xx

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?

It was excellent how are you xx

What was the best thing ?

I'm nervous but trying to bluff my way through to 1am.

Leo, you put me at ease, you are doing a wonderful job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well well well xx

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?

It was excellent how are you xx

What was the best thing ?

I'm nervous but trying to bluff my way through to 1am.

Leo, you put me at ease, you are doing a wonderful job"

Thanks, much appreciated. Yas too.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yeah leoblooms

Wentworth was brilliant

It's all good x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well well well xx

Yasmeen !

Today has been more Wet, wet, wet but welcome.

How was Wentworth this week ?

It was excellent how are you xx

What was the best thing ?

I'm nervous but trying to bluff my way through to 1am.

Leo, you put me at ease, you are doing a wonderful job

Thanks, much appreciated. Yas too. "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs

Evening Mollers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm watching silence of the lambs x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?"

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Technically it's not. It doesn't have enough cocoa in it to qualify.

But who cares about that. Its delicious

My first post on a nocturnal thread in 5 years ... idk why. Just never looked in one before

Double welcome then, and it's my first time hosting one. Two virgins on the same Fab thread is probably also a first.

Leo I have read a few threads on here and apparently 98.7 % of men on here have not had sex in such a long time that their virginity actually grew back. This is a fact.

So not so rare I'm afraid"

Now you're virgin on the ridiculous

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It rubs the lotion on its skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a new dawn, it's a new day. And I'm feeling good.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's a new dawn, it's a new day. And I'm feeling good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs

Evening Mollers

How the devil are you spurs? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ? "

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs

Evening Mollers

How the devil are you spurs? xx"

I’m doing ok thanks Mollers, hope you are to ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs

Evening Mollers

How the devil are you spurs? xx

I’m doing ok thanks Mollers, hope you are to ? "

Yeah I am good thank you, just winding down before bed as you do

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Leo and nocturnal beings.

I hope your journey home was free of traffic dramas.

I think I have finally dried out from football today. Thankfully the 3 points and actually finding a 20 minute long queue for diesel on the way home made up for the dampness.

Evening Lois ! Thank you, made an early start and it was an easy one.

Top of the table too! Did you know I'm a Blue? "

That is good news on the journey front.

Yes top of the table for a few hours at least

I did get the impression that you might be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Leo. Evening you fabulous fella.

How's tricks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What stage is the film at Yas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Is it very sore?? Can I poke the sore part?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What stage is the film at Yas?"

The Ambulance scene

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x"

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

Mean how dare you I'm giving you sympathy as in nooooo you have stung xxx

I'm offended

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

Mean how dare you I'm giving you sympathy as in nooooo you have stung xxx

I'm offended "

Been stung

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob? "

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Is it very sore?? Can I poke the sore part?"

Nooo! Kisses only

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leo. Evening you fabulous fella.

How's tricks?"

Good evening Posh

Tricks are good, treats are even better.

More horizontal rain with you today?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

Mean how dare you I'm giving you sympathy as in nooooo you have stung xxx

I'm offended

Been stung"

Sorrrrryyyyyy! I thought it was a nooooooo sympathy

Can we kiss & make up? Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

Mean how dare you I'm giving you sympathy as in nooooo you have stung xxx

I'm offended

Been stung

Sorrrrryyyyyy! I thought it was a nooooooo sympathy

Can we kiss & make up? Xx"

Always xxx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Leo et al,

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Leo. Evening you fabulous fella.

How's tricks?

Good evening Posh

Tricks are good, treats are even better.

More horizontal rain with you today?"

Not today in fact. Since you left it's been bright sunshine.... I'm not sure what that says

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Now clarice is looking at a musical box

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

Are you telling me I'll be here till sunrise ? Better have a sit down wee soon then.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Now he has put his cock between his legs and says

Would you fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X"

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

Mean how dare you I'm giving you sympathy as in nooooo you have stung xxx

I'm offended

Been stung

Sorrrrryyyyyy! I thought it was a nooooooo sympathy

Can we kiss & make up? Xx

Always xxx"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Nooooo x

Yasmeen!!!

Why are you being mean to me & my sore booby

Mean how dare you I'm giving you sympathy as in nooooo you have stung xxx

I'm offended

Been stung

Sorrrrryyyyyy! I thought it was a nooooooo sympathy

Can we kiss & make up? Xx

Always xxx

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leo. Evening you fabulous fella.

How's tricks?

Good evening Posh

Tricks are good, treats are even better.

More horizontal rain with you today?

Not today in fact. Since you left it's been bright sunshine.... I'm not sure what that says

It says I always cast my friends in a good light.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

Are you telling me I'll be here till sunrise ? Better have a sit down wee soon then."

You never know how long the night may last, host’s prerogative.

Haha a Jim wee, you are getting into the swing of nocturnal antics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now he has put his cock between his legs and says

Would you fuck me"

Are you now watching Babestation, Yasmeen ?

Jim would be so proud.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x"

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Now he has put his cock between his legs and says

Would you fuck me

Are you now watching Babestation, Yasmeen ?

Jim would be so proud."

Silence of the lambs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Leo et al,

Heh Ace, hello! Good game today?

Still unbeaten at home I think.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Alreeeeet Leo et al,

Heh Ace, hello! Good game today?

Still unbeaten at home I think.

Acey x

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Evenin’

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evenin’

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Leo and nocturnal beings.

I hope your journey home was free of traffic dramas.

I think I have finally dried out from football today. Thankfully the 3 points and actually finding a 20 minute long queue for diesel on the way home made up for the dampness.

Evening Lois ! Thank you, made an early start and it was an easy one.

Top of the table too! Did you know I'm a Blue?

That is good news on the journey front.

Yes top of the table for a few hours at least

I did get the impression that you might be."

Season ticket in the East Stand for several years, but I watch my local team Ipswich more these days. Where do you usually sit ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Leo. Evening you fabulous fella.

How's tricks?

Good evening Posh

Tricks are good, treats are even better.

More horizontal rain with you today?

Not today in fact. Since you left it's been bright sunshine.... I'm not sure what that says

It says I always cast my friends in a good light.

Smooth. Very smooth.....

Or you make them soaking wet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin’

Good evening GinandTonic. Are you feeling Supersonic ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now he has put his cock between his legs and says

Would you fuck me

Are you now watching Babestation, Yasmeen ?

Jim would be so proud.

Silence of the lambs "

I don't remember the cock bit. How far in is the cock ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Is it very sore?? Can I poke the sore part?

Nooo! Kisses only

"
jesus.. I'm on the way so

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Now he has put his cock between his legs and says

Would you fuck me

Are you now watching Babestation, Yasmeen ?

Jim would be so proud.

Silence of the lambs

I don't remember the cock bit. How far in is the cock ?"

In?

Its between his legs not in

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Leo and nocturnal beings.

I hope your journey home was free of traffic dramas.

I think I have finally dried out from football today. Thankfully the 3 points and actually finding a 20 minute long queue for diesel on the way home made up for the dampness.

Evening Lois ! Thank you, made an early start and it was an easy one.

Top of the table too! Did you know I'm a Blue?

That is good news on the journey front.

Yes top of the table for a few hours at least

I did get the impression that you might be.

Season ticket in the East Stand for several years, but I watch my local team Ipswich more these days. Where do you usually sit ?"

West lower.

Some would say you are a glutton for punishment there.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Buffalo bill wanted to be a woman

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Leo et al,

Heh Ace, hello! Good game today?

Still unbeaten at home I think.

Yeah, I didn't go, but watched it round ma mate's flat, I think we had the better chances

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

Is it very sore?? Can I poke the sore part?

Nooo! Kisses only

jesus.. I'm on the way so"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Leo et al,

Heh Ace, hello! Good game today?

Still unbeaten at home I think.

Yeah, I didn't go, but watched it round ma mate's flat, I think we had the better chances

And we've got the equal best defensive record in the Championship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buffalo bill wanted to be a woman "

It's very strange looking at that movie now. So much has changed perspective wise ... Bill had to starve, kill and skin women ... now there are pills you can take

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dunno which film you watched

Bloomers

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Buffalo bill wanted to be a woman

It's very strange looking at that movie now. So much has changed perspective wise ... Bill had to starve, kill and skin women ... now there are pills you can take"

You could take pills then

He was not a proper ts

Bill wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know this is my first nocturnal thread but I'm impressed Leo. You are very funny (and punny)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leo. Evening you fabulous fella.

How's tricks?

Good evening Posh

Tricks are good, treats are even better.

More horizontal rain with you today?

Not today in fact. Since you left it's been bright sunshine.... I'm not sure what that says

It says I always cast my friends in a good light.

Smooth. Very smooth.....

Or you make them soaking wet?"

To be honest as long as I don't cause too much wind, I'm happy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Gwannn jodie get him

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

Fruit n veg aisle, Leo.

I was testing a couple of peaches for ripeness, when I felt a little tickle. I brushed my hand against my boob & that's when the fecker stung me. I lifted my top up & did a little dance to shake the evil little tw@t out. Luckily, I was able to get the sting out, too.

I don't THINK anyone noticed.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Clarice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

Are you telling me I'll be here till sunrise ? Better have a sit down wee soon then.

You never know how long the night may last, host’s prerogative.

Haha a Jim wee, you are getting into the swing of nocturnal antics

He swings during the Jim wee ? I wonder if it's side to side or back to front ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Have the lambd stopped screaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buffalo bill wanted to be a woman

It's very strange looking at that movie now. So much has changed perspective wise ... Bill had to starve, kill and skin women ... now there are pills you can take

You could take pills then

He was not a proper ts

Bill wasn't "

I was trying to be funny about a subject that isn't actually funny and not let facts get in the way of a gag

All I can say is that it's late _asmeen and I will try to do better next time

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

Are you telling me I'll be here till sunrise ? Better have a sit down wee soon then.

You never know how long the night may last, host’s prerogative.

Haha a Jim wee, you are getting into the swing of nocturnal antics

He swings during the Jim wee ? I wonder if it's side to side or back to front ?

Over his shoulder

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Buffalo bill wanted to be a woman

It's very strange looking at that movie now. So much has changed perspective wise ... Bill had to starve, kill and skin women ... now there are pills you can take

You could take pills then

He was not a proper ts

Bill wasn't

I was trying to be funny about a subject that isn't actually funny and not let facts get in the way of a gag

All I can say is that it's late _asmeen and I will try to do better next time "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clarice "

You do the voices really well, Yas.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

Fruit n veg aisle, Leo.

I don't THINK anyone noticed.....

THAT'S the CCTV I saw on Facebook!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Buffalo bill wanted to be a woman

It's very strange looking at that movie now. So much has changed perspective wise ... Bill had to starve, kill and skin women ... now there are pills you can take

You could take pills then

He was not a proper ts

Bill wasn't

I was trying to be funny about a subject that isn't actually funny and not let facts get in the way of a gag

All I can say is that it's late _asmeen and I will try to do better next time "

Don't worry

We all talk shite on the Nocturnal thread & all is forgiven x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Clarice

You do the voices really well, Yas."

Fanks

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

Are you telling me I'll be here till sunrise ? Better have a sit down wee soon then.

You never know how long the night may last, host’s prerogative.

Haha a Jim wee, you are getting into the swing of nocturnal antics

He swings during the Jim wee ? I wonder if it's side to side or back to front ?

Try both and see what you are comfortable with, then you two can discuss the merits of each technique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

Fruit n veg aisle, Leo.

I don't THINK anyone noticed.....

Fondling peaches, hands on boobs, a sudden prick, erotic dancing, tops being moved ... this is more erotic than 50 shades

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

Fruit n veg aisle, Leo.

I don't THINK anyone noticed.....

THAT'S the CCTV I saw on Facebook!!

Haha! I'm glad I had a pretty bra on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know this is my first nocturnal thread but I'm impressed Leo. You are very funny (and punny)

Thanks so much. Please call in when Jim or HotAsh are hosting. Both lovely friendly hosts.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

Fruit n veg aisle, Leo.

I don't THINK anyone noticed.....

Fondling peaches, hands on boobs, a sudden prick, erotic dancing, tops being moved ... this is more erotic than 50 shades "

Wait til you see what I do in Aldi.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LEO!!!

I'm back from Bonny Scotland!

But I stopped off on the way to stock up & would you believe I got stung on the boob? By a wasp. In Tesco!! It's all sore & swollen & painful.

Send me sympathy & hugs

RED !!! Welcome home and welcome to Nocturnal x

Left or right boob?

Yayyy!

I'm having fluffy cuddles with Cuthbert. He missed me.

It's my right boob, Leo. And that's my favourite one (.)(.) X

The wasp had good taste at least. They say all boobs look alike to insects but I've never believed that.

Ah, hello Cuthbert x

Thank you, kindly.

Cuthbert says "miaow". He's marginally cuter than I am

What part of Tescos did this boob sting occur in, Red? I want to paint a mental picture. For public service purposes.

Fruit n veg aisle, Leo.

I don't THINK anyone noticed.....

THAT'S the CCTV I saw on Facebook!!

Haha! I'm glad I had a pretty bra on

Yeah you did..... it was mentioned in many of the comments. Along with your peach testing method

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening ‘not Jim’, evening all

Evening Spurs. When were you last in a nightclub?

Evening Leo….. that would be January 2020, was a long night and rolled home about 5ish

What about you ?

2018 in Spain, after fiesta. I think we arrived about 5am

The unexpected long nights are the best

Are you telling me I'll be here till sunrise ? Better have a sit down wee soon then.

You never know how long the night may last, host’s prerogative.

Haha a Jim wee, you are getting into the swing of nocturnal antics

He swings during the Jim wee ? I wonder if it's side to side or back to front ?

Over his shoulder

As if I didn't feel inadequate enough as a Jim tribute act

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I know this is my first nocturnal thread but I'm impressed Leo. You are very funny (and punny)

Thanks so much. Please call in when Jim or HotAsh are hosting. Both lovely friendly hosts."

But neither has a kilt......

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