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over a year ago
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"Chase it round the yard flapping your arms and making cluck cluck noises."
Ah yes... reminds me of my mateing call I preform when I am out on the piss and see a nice lady  |
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Alive? Get her a couple of friends put them in a fox proof run and enjoy the benefits of keeping chickens.
Dead? Place in a large saucepan with stock, an onion, garlic, a bouquet garni and some carrots. Gently simmer until cooked then eat |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Alive? Get her a couple of friends put them in a fox proof run and enjoy the benefits of keeping chickens.
Dead? Place in a large saucepan with stock, an onion, garlic, a bouquet garni and some carrots. Gently simmer until cooked then eat "
Maybe pluck first? |
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"Alive? Get her a couple of friends put them in a fox proof run and enjoy the benefits of keeping chickens.
Dead? Place in a large saucepan with stock, an onion, garlic, a bouquet garni and some carrots. Gently simmer until cooked then eat
Maybe pluck first?"
Nothing wrong with my eyebrows but my chin needs attention... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Alive? Get her a couple of friends put them in a fox proof run and enjoy the benefits of keeping chickens.
Dead? Place in a large saucepan with stock, an onion, garlic, a bouquet garni and some carrots. Gently simmer until cooked then eat
Maybe pluck first?
Nothing wrong with my eyebrows but my chin needs attention..."
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"Alive? Get her a couple of friends put them in a fox proof run and enjoy the benefits of keeping chickens.
Dead? Place in a large saucepan with stock, an onion, garlic, a bouquet garni and some carrots. Gently simmer until cooked then eat
Maybe pluck first?
Nothing wrong with my eyebrows but my chin needs attention...
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Alive? Get her a couple of friends put them in a fox proof run and enjoy the benefits of keeping chickens.
Dead? Place in a large saucepan with stock, an onion, garlic, a bouquet garni and some carrots. Gently simmer until cooked then eat
Maybe pluck first?
Nothing wrong with my eyebrows but my chin needs attention...
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"
Is that the hairy chin emoji? I notice there are lots of new ones on here.
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