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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just seen several of these lovely ads on TV and it got me thinking!!
As there's 11,268 fabsters online right now - if you all chipped in this tiny sum I could treat myself each month to...
A new VW Passat or Ford Mondeo (or any other non descript rep mobile!) - so I can stop cleaning cars forever!
Or 11,268 maccy d's double cheesburgers.
Or 2,255 bottles of £9.99 chablis from asda
Or 774 £29 a night travelodge rooms - although I probably couldn't use the lot - so get your requests in now!
Or - and this could be the way to go - 37.5 hrs with a leggy eastern european modelcumescort who'd let me eat grapes from her buttcrack and lick sherbet off my knob with a big smile on her face!
Any other suggestions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen several of these lovely ads on TV and it got me thinking!!
As there's 11,268 fabsters online right now - if you all chipped in this tiny sum I could treat myself each month to...
A new VW Passat or Ford Mondeo (or any other non descript rep mobile!) - so I can stop cleaning cars forever!
Or 11,268 maccy d's double cheesburgers.
Or 2,255 bottles of £9.99 chablis from asda
Or 774 £29 a night travelodge rooms - although I probably couldn't use the lot - so get your requests in now!
Or - and this could be the way to go - 37.5 hrs with a leggy eastern european modelcumescort who'd let me eat grapes from her buttcrack and lick sherbet off my knob with a big smile on her face!
Any other suggestions"
now how many donuts could u buy, or bags of candy floss - then again she might have hair like candy floss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm loving the wine one, and will happily contribute, and seeing as there are 2 of us, have £4!
Awwww thanks! I'm almost halfway to a bottle now!  "
The other half is mine  |
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For just £3 a month a whole village can have water....
We're moving !! Can't flush our loo for that !!! 
Love to donate "just £2 a month" to you but Mrs H already sponsors a Amazonian lesser spotted boss eyed pygmy tree snail......
And the bugger has'nt written to her once !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For just £3 a month a whole village can have water....
We're moving !! Can't flush our loo for that !!!
Love to donate "just £2 a month" to you but Mrs H already sponsors a Amazonian lesser spotted boss eyed pygmy tree snail......
And the bugger has'nt written to her once ! "
He's extinct!
I'll expect your cheque in the post !! |
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