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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey guys, having suffered with the odd bad day, we figured we would give some positivity a go. Say something positive, even post a joke to make us all smile on us all and spread some happiness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good idea!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself…. Hispanic buying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha thank you, that was linzi's doing! I think she was trying to get me to stop calling her my whore!... that backfired lol "
Also, you have the most excellent bottom  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good idea!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself…. Hispanic buying."
Ha ha ha perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Linzi and I love rain, we met in a rain storm! It was the most Holywood meet in the world... and now look at us! Rain means you can get cold and wet, but the thought of a warm shower after is always the best feeling!!! |
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At the checkout of my local co op, I put down a loaf of bread, pint of milk and a jar of coffee. "Aww you must be single" the checkout girl says. "Oh wow you could tell that by what I'm buying" I said.
No she said. It's cos your fuck ugly..... |
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"It's pouring down but I'm really lucky to have a nice warm house and plenty of food to eat .
My feet are cold but I have socks.
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QVC are selling those coralle hair straighteners. Pay in three monthly split payments, return up until 31/1/22  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ha ha thank you, that was linzi's doing! I think she was trying to get me to stop calling her my whore!... that backfired lol
Also, you have the most excellent bottom "
He he and I know she's a big fan of yours too! Stunning! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha thank you, that was linzi's doing! I think she was trying to get me to stop calling her my whore!... that backfired lol
Also, you have the most excellent bottom
He he and I know she's a big fan of yours too! Stunning! X"
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good idea!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself…. Hispanic buying."
On a similar note, my friend has been teaching his 4 year old some basic Spanish
He's doing OK, but is struggling with the word 'please' which I think is poor for four |
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"Trying to think of something positive as rain beats down in my window....give me a min
You’re inside in the dry,that’s a positive! "
Had an invitation to go see Bond movie tomorrow, just waiting to find out which showing time. Tomorrow is looking better |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good idea!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself…. Hispanic buying."
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"Trying to think of something positive as rain beats down in my window....give me a min
You’re inside in the dry,that’s a positive!
Had an invitation to go see Bond movie tomorrow, just waiting to find out which showing time. Tomorrow is looking better "
Film is good I'm thinking to rewatch it |
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"Trying to think of something positive as rain beats down in my window....give me a min
You’re inside in the dry,that’s a positive!
Had an invitation to go see Bond movie tomorrow, just waiting to find out which showing time. Tomorrow is looking better "
See!! It’s all positive for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m struggling to learn French today OP I can only count to 7. I think I have a huit allergy
Ah, you are a gluten for punishment "
That would be a silly act |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know
By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life
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Ooh, crisp sandwich for lunch |
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"Did you know
By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life
Ooh, crisp sandwich for lunch "
Oh you biatch, I want crisp butties now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know
By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life
Ooh, crisp sandwich for lunch
Oh you biatch, I want crisp butties now "
Soz  .
It’s raining, it’s allowed |
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"Did you know
By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life
Ooh, crisp sandwich for lunch
Oh you biatch, I want crisp butties now
Soz .
It’s raining, it’s allowed "
Mini chocolate fingers too ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you know
By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life
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That has resonated with me so much... loosing the post covid dad bod... ha ha oh the joy of crisps that I lack... made up for by debortury however x |
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