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Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather 
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster "
I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.
Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time. |
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time."
Chatting?  |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Excellent idea "
Do I need a bigger van ? |
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time."
Seen the reviews, seems a bit cramped and so many fakes |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time.
Chatting? "
Yeah, they are always really friendly and say "ya alrigh' luv" so that will help put Spurs at ease. |
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster
I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.
Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps "
I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well  ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost  |
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time.
Chatting?
Yeah, they are always really friendly and say "ya alrigh' luv" so that will help put Spurs at ease. "
They speak my language |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?
You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ? "
I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes  |
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We will come and pick you up and bring you to ours. We live in a wild remote place high up, with stunning views, and amazing outdoor adventures that will exhilarate you.
You may get a job or 2 to do though. |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster
I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.
Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps
I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost "
I’d like to add Spurs is not good with google maps  |
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster
I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.
Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps
I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost "
Note, add two first aid kits to the packing list meeting randoms along the way will be a joy and something I’m used to. A guide would be useful, the map could get destroyed and gps is never reliable. Do you have someone in mind ? |
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?
You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?
I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes "
I was thinking wilder than that |
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Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! |
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"We will come and pick you up and bring you to ours. We live in a wild remote place high up, with stunning views, and amazing outdoor adventures that will exhilarate you.
You may get a job or 2 to do though. "
I’m handy at jobs |
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"I know just the very man for this job
Don’t say it
He’ll be along at 20:14
He may be delayed due to lack of petrol
Or leaves on the track  "
Or wrong kind of rain. Need someone who can operate in possibly wet conditions |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
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Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK... |
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?
You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?
I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes
I was thinking wilder than that "
I draw the line at Watford  |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
Passed Beyond Reach |
I have a fully equipped camper for off grid and a 4 X 4, i explore the wilds of the uk (Tavelled the world in search of adventure), kayaker, rock climber, outside cooking adventurer.
But im not sure about the pay though. |
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster
I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.
Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps
I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost
I’d like to add Spurs is not good with google maps "
Crap signal, told you that |
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! "
Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!
Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points "
Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !! |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK..."
….. but I need a driver  |
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?
You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?
I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes
I was thinking wilder than that
I draw the line at Watford "
Haha I was thinking north anyhoo so you should be safe |
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"I have a fully equipped camper for off grid and a 4 X 4, i explore the wilds of the uk (Tavelled the world in search of adventure), kayaker, rock climber, outside cooking adventurer.
But im not sure about the pay though. "
Sounded so promising, got all your own equipment too…. what’s wrong with the payment terms ? |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...
….. but I need a driver "
Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose.. |
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels
Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions
I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change "
We might have a winner |
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!
Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points
Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !! "
Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...
….. but I need a driver
Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose.. "
If you must |
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!
Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points
Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!
Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards "
Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain! 
Yes the hot tub and fire pit was a good way to warm the cockles after a day like that! |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels
Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions
I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change
We might have a winner "
Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's |
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!
Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points
Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!
Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards
Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain!
Yes the hot tub and fire pit was a good way to warm the cockles after a day like that! "
Not sure my campervan has room for a hot tub |
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels
Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions
I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change
We might have a winner
Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's "
Keep talking |
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"Are you looking to explore down under OP?
It’s a possibility and would definitely warm me up
It might get too hot and sticky for me "
I’ll have to make sure to have some ice handy then to cool you down…. a little |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels
Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions
I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change
We might have a winner
Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's
Keep talking "
Jump in I'll talk as I'm driving don't worry I'll keep my eyes pealed as I look at your breasts I mean over the hills mind it's a little stiff to get into gear you might need to give me a hand to place it in the right position |
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels
Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions
I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change
We might have a winner
Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's
Keep talking
Jump in I'll talk as I'm driving don't worry I'll keep my eyes pealed as I look at your breasts I mean over the hills mind it's a little stiff to get into gear you might need to give me a hand to place it in the right position "
Oiled and ready to shift that gear into its best position |
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!
Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points
Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!
Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards
Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain!
Yes the hot tub and fire pit was a good way to warm the cockles after a day like that!
Not sure my campervan has room for a hot tub "
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"I can drive !
Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment !
Pack helmet and paper bag…. noted "
Security licences packed just in case ! |
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"I can drive !
Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment !
Pack helmet and paper bag…. noted
Security licences packed just in case ! "
What do we need security for in the rugged wilds ? |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...
….. but I need a driver
Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..
If you must "
No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise? |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...
….. but I need a driver
Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..
If you must
No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?"
Driver can decide the direction |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...
….. but I need a driver
Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..
If you must
No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Driver can decide the direction "
I'll surprise you, each has it's merits.. |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...
….. but I need a driver
Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..
If you must
No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Driver can decide the direction
I'll surprise you, each has it's merits.. "
Surprises can be good |
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I live on the edge of Dartmoor with the wild north coast in easy reach. I walk amongst the stunted oak and delight at the New Years foals playing hide and seek amongst the gorse.
I watch the hares summer run and the kingfishers turn rivers halcyon. I await the salmon with a fisherman’s eyes and I snap the pea from their pods like a child in a candy store, snaffling at the penny chews. I drink wine red as berry to the glow of snapping apple wood fires.
I feel the frost bite my heels when I barefoot trip-toe to the edge of my land and bow to the dawn. I check melancholy when the sun kisses hedgerow goodnight in the drift of summer. My skies are lit by the holes in the floor of heaven and the scent of honeysuckle and cinnamon coddle me asleep.
But it would be nice if someone had a flask of hot chocolate some times and a blanket and a look that said “look at what we have yet don’t own, aren’t we lucky” |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
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Am I driving your car mine has not got any fuel in it |
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.
All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather
So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side
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I can't tell if you're serious about needing a driver or not. But I have a car and a 20+ year clean driving licence and was a chauffer for a few years. I probably still have the hat knocking around lol.
I'm a photographer and cameraman by day, so If you ever wanted to film your adventures I sure that could be arranged, plus I could get some David Attenborough voiceover to accompany it. Imagine that haha! |
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I am a guy who likes to travel into the unbeknown. Exploring the deepest and darkest terrains. Whether it's the hills with there curvaceous climbs. Slowly reaching the tip of the peak hopefully on a cold day we might cover the tip with a little ice. Then it's the decent down into the valley reaching some undergrowth where we finally meet a tight ravine. This at times can get rather wet. But as an explorer the wetter the conditions the better. Then into the cave with my wet gear on as safety is a must. This will be a spectacular ending to the journey with hopefully fireworks to finish.
Oh by the way I will also bring the wife along
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