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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago
Near Wellingborough |
So, the other week I met up with my friend. We were in full flow having an amazing time in missionary when he came down for a kiss just as my head went up as I started to cum. Luckily no real damage happened. Anyone else had any accidents during sex be they small or A&E? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not us, but a woman we were talking to had a meet so we asked how it went.
She was preparing for surgery after an inadequately flared butt plug had been pounded into her while she was being fucked  |
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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago
Near Wellingborough |
"Not us, but a woman we were talking to had a meet so we asked how it went.
She was preparing for surgery after an inadequately flared butt plug had been pounded into her while she was being fucked "
Bloody hell |
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A romantic setting ,candles soft music etc...once the action started I threw off covers and went hard-core, after a short while realised the bedsheets were alight always joked to her after "that was a hot session"  |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
london |
"Nothing massive or funny but I did snap the ol Banjo string when I was younger 
Ohhhh owchies
The thought of pain went away when the blood appeared "
What happens in that situation? A&e? Stitches? |
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"Nothing massive or funny but I did snap the ol Banjo string when I was younger
Ohhhh owchies
The thought of pain went away when the blood appeared
What happens in that situation? A&e? Stitches?"
Glue and sellotape |
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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago
Cardiff |
"Nothing massive or funny but I did snap the ol Banjo string when I was younger
Ohhhh owchies
The thought of pain went away when the blood appeared "
I did the same , the young lady in question was more worried about the blood going on to her carpet and curtains then me.
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We were getting hot on the sofa, but completely forgot I cooked with chilli powder earlier.
So when it came to the fun time, she lept up and ran to the bathroom, was only afterwards when she told me, I realised I still had chilli powder on my fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing massive or funny but I did snap the ol Banjo string when I was younger
Ohhhh owchies
The thought of pain went away when the blood appeared
What happens in that situation? A&e? Stitches?"
Left it to heal, at that age I would have been too embarrassed to go to a doctor. It did mean I couldn’t get turned on for a couple weeks |
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In my youth I was strengthening my relationship with a young lady in a romantic lane when her foot knocked the handbrake. We rolled down the hill and the car tipped into a ditch, at a moderate pace.
We suffered minor bruising and the embarrassment of trying to explain how ended up in the ditch to the police/recovery team/parents etc |
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I was with a young lady in her bed, we in the midst of passion and I moved to prop myself up on her bedstead. It was one of those metal railing type affairs and it had a nob on the end of one of the corners.
This wasn’t very well attached and gave way allowing me to fall forward onto the exposed pipe. This caught me on the shoulder, fortunately I was young and firm back then so the muscle of my shoulder stoped me from being impaled. It did however give me a nasty gouge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once was with a girl I worked with. She was on top of me. And decided to spin whilst on top to face other way. When she came off blood was all over. I asked have you come on. She said no but your chap is spurting out. She rippled my skin and it was like a chain saw massacre.
All good now though haha  |
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"So, the other week I met up with my friend. We were in full flow having an amazing time in missionary when he came down for a kiss just as my head went up as I started to cum. Luckily no real damage happened. Anyone else had any accidents during sex be they small or A&E?"
Bed broke mid shag! Luckily no injuries!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Me and the ex gf going at it in a butlins caravan the room was tiny so I reached onto the doorframe for leverage ended up ripping the wall free.
2. Ex wife, hard d*unk sex from behind up against the headboard, headboard broke loose she fell forward i went balls deep in her ass no lube single stroke totally unplanned Ended up in A&E
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex wife had some weird frame thing on the wall by her bed when we first met, lost track of where she was on the bed and smacked her nose/eye into it. Really looked like she'd been punched after so she had a few probing questions for the next week. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex girlfriend and myself were quite happily getting down to business and thoroughly enjoying ourselves, got a bit over excited and she threw me off her and onto my back, started riding me hard, felt a pain while inside her and a wet ness. Stopped, pulled out and yep, I’d torn my foreskin. 4 stitches later and I’m out of action for 4 weeks, sack full of cum and a very horny girlfriend with a wanton desire to carry on where we left off. That’s when I found out I was good at oral. She got what she wanted and when I was better she made up for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not me.but an old friend
Was having sex with his boyfriend and he's boyfriend was trying to find an easier way than sniffing the p*ppers, so they put it in a oil melt thing
They set the room on fire turns out p*ppers are extremely flammable
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We were on a meet when Mr and the lady from the other couple broke the bed.
The guy from the other couple and I nearly fell off our bed with laughter.
Thankfully no injuries except to the wallet as we had to pay damages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a teenager it was the fashion for guys to wear really tight trousers with no pants so they didn’t have a line that showed.
My boyfriend zipped the metal zip down quickly as he was aroused and managed to catch his foreskin in the metal zip.
It bled so much we had to go to A&E where they put a couple of stitches in it and gave him a tetanus jab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my daughter was a baby I took a p/t job at the local hospital at the weekend. I did reception in A&E and had to book the patients in and ask them questions about their injury.
We used to quite often get people in with items stuck inside them. It was really hard at times to keep a straight face at their ridiculous explanations. A male couple came in on a Sunday morning and explained that one of them slipped in the bath and the bar of soap had “whooshed” into his a*se. The Sister took great delight in telling everyone that the “soap” was a huge bar of carbolic soap that could never have made it’s way in unaided. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex should come with it's own warning label lol
Yeah, participating in vigorous sexual activity can cause cuts, bruises and the odd concussion 
Not to mention the odd trip to A&E lol"
And loss of blood transfusions required and stitches !
GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING !
SEX CAN CAUSE ACCIDENTS AND IS ADVISABLE TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS ! |
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Snapping my banjo string....picture the scene....its 1986.....i had just bought a new (to me) car.... a 1970 capri, me and the girlfriend were about to christen it....she started to give me a bj.....after a minute or so, she asked me if i had pissed myself !
Of course i hadn't, but she said "you're soaked"....so i felt downstairs and thought "fuckin hell i have" and switched on the interior light to be greeted with a Freddie Kruger type situation.
I never felt pain, and she didn't bite.....but i DID have to visit casualty and hsve 3 stitches ! |
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