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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Keir Starmer says it is time for a female Bond. I disagree.

My vote is for Idris Elba. He would make a great Bond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't seen the new one yet, but wasn't it announced a while ago that Lashana Lynch was going to be the next Bond? I'm confused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keir Starmer says it is time for a female Bond. I disagree.

My vote is for Idris Elba. He would make a great Bond"

It's an Odd Job Tom but someone's got to do it.

It's all throw-ver the shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It should be Christopher Biggins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much as everyone knows I’m about equality James Bond is a male character and should stop as such. Unless we have a male Miss Marple to balance things out

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Just stop had it's day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On her majesty’s secret cervix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any gamblers? Put £1 on Dan Stevens

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

There's a long history in theatre of men playing women and in panto of women playing principle boy. Whether this can extend to 007 I have no idea. For me, I don't give a damn but why not make an equivalent woman licensed to kill agent? Thus protecting the brand for the traditional fans and giving a lead role to a woman.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

"On her majesty’s secret cervix "

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Settle for Alan Carr

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I know the '007' number was given to a woman in the new film (shakes head in disjust).

James Bond is a white man - don't try and fix what isn't broken.

Why does the film industry think they need to change the sex or race of every character (as it's written) these days??

And no - I'm not trying to be sexiest or racist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot tip !

Tom hardy ! Or

Tom Huddleston aka Loki !

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By *rhugesMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I know the '007' number was given to a woman in the new film (shakes head in disjust).

James Bond is a white man - don't try and fix what isn't broken.

Why does the film industry think they need to change the sex or race of every character (as it's written) these days??

And no - I'm not trying to be sexiest or racist."

100% agree

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

James Bond is James Bond 007

Not Jasmine Bond 007

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"As much as everyone knows I’m about equality James Bond is a male character and should stop as such. Unless we have a male Miss Marple to balance things out

Isn’t that Poirot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t know if anyone remembers the pg tips chimpanzees ! My names brook bond ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they really want to be progressive and inclusive, why not take the time to create a new female character in a similar role.

It's a lot of fucking nonsense. And this will be the last Bond film I see if a female is taking on the role.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as everyone knows I’m about equality James Bond is a male character and should stop as such. Unless we have a male Miss Marple to balance things out

Isn’t that Poirot? "

Kinda but then it’s a different name

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"Keir Starmer says it is time for a female Bond. I disagree.

My vote is for Idris Elba. He would make a great Bond"

I thought about this as I watched the new film last night. There should absolutely be a woman at some point but I’m not sure who would be the best Actor for the role. They need to have the right strength and charisma to match what Craig bought to the role.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If they really want to be progressive and inclusive, why not take the time to create a new female character in a similar role.

It's a lot of fucking nonsense. And this will be the last Bond film I see if a female is taking on the role."

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

"If they really want to be progressive and inclusive, why not take the time to create a new female character in a similar role.

It's a lot of fucking nonsense. And this will be the last Bond film I see if a female is taking on the role."

same here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keir Starmer says it is time for a female Bond. I disagree.

My vote is for Idris Elba. He would make a great Bond"

Yes I think we should 'steer away' from the white side of James now....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Bond is a secret agent and has been portrayed by a number of different men. So...

Controversial idea but perhaps "James Bond" is an assumed identity in the same way that 007 is.

That would allow the role to be played by anyone.

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

Charlize Theron

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If they really want to be progressive and inclusive, why not take the time to create a new female character in a similar role.

It's a lot of fucking nonsense. And this will be the last Bond film I see if a female is taking on the role."

The trailer for the film plays her role down.

The 007 number shouldn't be anyone but JB - imo.

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By *jorkishMan over a year ago

Seaforth

New character Jane Bond 36dd

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Daniel Craig put it best… if you want a strong female role… right it specifically for a strong female character… don’t shoe horn a female into a male role … and as far as ethnicity is concerned it really doesn’t make a difference …

I’d go for Welsh Bond personally …his tag line could be … “I’ll be there now in a minute”

And yes you all read that with a Welsh accent in your head

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By *laymates4UCouple over a year ago

leeds

Damian Lewis next Bond?

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By *TK421-Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Idris Elba as Bond. Definitely a great idea.

A woman as Bond. Definitely a great idea.

Carrying on the movies in either direction or any direction between and beyond? A great idea.

Any way is a win in my books.

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

as long as the films are good, i couldnt care less who plays 007

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Yes a female 007 would be great

She would not BE James Bond. That saga ended with Sean connery in my eyes, Pierce Brosnan was a Bond character portrayal as is Daniel Craig

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

From what I've heard, there has never been a plan for an actual female 'James Bond', but for a female '007'.

It's just that everyone (and the media) equates 007 as James Bond and jumps to conclusions.

Big difference, as 007 is a designated code name, that if I recall, has been given to a different agent in the past.

Bond is the actual male character.

So, yes there might be a new Bond film, with a leading female 00 agent (possibly 007 as their are many reasons the code could get reassigned), but I'm pretty certain it won't be Bond.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t agree that there should be a female bond but they should make a character for a female

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Keir Starmer looking for votes?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A female 007 can work but she won't be called James.

Maybe Jane or Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boris Johnson for new bond !

Sorry got confused with Jonny English lol

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If they want to do another version of 007 or James Bond then pick a new name and number.

Ian Flemming wrote James Bond as 007 - so leave it alone.

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By *agan_PairCouple over a year ago

portchester

There will never be a female James Bond, the EON have made a lot of money from their ownership of the brand and they are not going to kill the golden goose.

I’d like to see them take the character back to the 60s era and make it a bit of a period piece. Something different to the modern ones.

Henry cavil or Michael fasbender could carry the brand very well. The people that want to change bonds race or gender do not want to do it out of a love for the character but of a hatred of what they believe the character represents. To make a bit of noise in the press and trigger a few people. None of these stories have ever come from people that own the character.

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By *ovebjsMan over a year ago

Bristol

Surely the film series is James Bond 007 and so should stay.

The 00 status is the designated licensed to kill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack dee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t see why a Female James Bond can’t be called James Bond. In this day and age, surely we are better then this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know the '007' number was given to a woman in the new film (shakes head in disjust).

James Bond is a white man - don't try and fix what isn't broken.

Why does the film industry think they need to change the sex or race of every character (as it's written) these days??

And no - I'm not trying to be sexiest or racist."

100% just leave it alone.

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I know the '007' number was given to a woman in the new film (shakes head in disjust).

James Bond is a white man - don't try and fix what isn't broken.

Why does the film industry think they need to change the sex or race of every character (as it's written) these days??

And no - I'm not trying to be sexiest or racist."

Have 2 agree ??

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t see why a Female James Bond can’t be called James Bond. In this day and age, surely we are better then this."

Better than what?

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

James Bond is and always will be a man. The clue is in the name. Maybe make another francise with a female lead?

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

It's a lazy argument attempting to tick boxes that don't need to be ticked. Have we as a society become so boring and predictable that we have to sanitise everything and make it all the same? Does that not go against the whole premise of diversity?

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By *arah_tv999TV/TS over a year ago

Oxford

All this "inclusion" stuff can go too far. If you recall James Bond's back story, he was a Royal Naval Commander who grew up in Scotland prior to becoming a "OO" agent. As such this needs to be respected when casting for Daniel Craig's replacement, and whether we like it or not this points to a white male.

Of course there is nothing wrong in creating a new character that could be female or black or anyone, but that character would be different and not James Bond.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

We do need interesting, strong, female leads though. That doesn't mean taking a role that's traditionally/historically male slotting a woman into it. To me it means a role of their own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t see why a Female James Bond can’t be called James Bond. In this day and age, surely we are better then this."

Yeah totally and Jane Eyre should be a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We do need interesting, strong, female leads though. That doesn't mean taking a role that's traditionally/historically male slotting a woman into it. To me it means a role of their own"

Agreed but strong female leads are still sexualized....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boris Johnson for new bond !

Sorry got confused with Jonny English lol

Pmsl

Brilliant

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"There's a long history in theatre of men playing women and in panto of women playing principle boy. Whether this can extend to 007 I have no idea. For me, I don't give a damn but why not make an equivalent woman licensed to kill agent? Thus protecting the brand for the traditional fans and giving a lead role to a woman. "

I was watching Graham Norton and they have a female 00 in the cast, which might be the lead in to a Jane Bond franchise which is the most likely way they will go, which makes sense as you can't change the James Bond brand just wouldn't work. Im sure many feminist groups would like to see the end of James Bond,

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I don’t see why a Female James Bond can’t be called James Bond. In this day and age, surely we are better then this."

True. The First Officer of USS Shenzhou in Star Trek:Discovery is a woman called Michael.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I'm not sure a woman 00 agent would be marketable on the same way James Bond is. Most women don't want to be the female equivalent of a male we just want to be a person going about our job whether it's killing people or dishing up mash in s school canteen (which if the mash at my school was anything to go by is more or less the same thing

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"We do need interesting, strong, female leads though. That doesn't mean taking a role that's traditionally/historically male slotting a woman into it. To me it means a role of their own

Agreed but strong female leads are still sexualized...."

Yep but James Bond is too

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

Julian clary gets my vote.

He was born to play that role.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I don’t see why a Female James Bond can’t be called James Bond. In this day and age, surely we are better then this."

I don't want to have to use a man's name to be accepted as an agent licenced to kill. I want to be Babs Bond licenced to kill

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That hasn't stopped them doing female versions of:

Ghostbusters

Ocean's eleven, (etc.)

Sherlock Holmes

Wyatt Earp

Van Helsing

To name a few.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We do need interesting, strong, female leads though. That doesn't mean taking a role that's traditionally/historically male slotting a woman into it. To me it means a role of their own

Agreed but strong female leads are still sexualized....

Yep but James Bond is too"

But isn't that his thing as a spy? Seduction to get information? Little bit easier for a female bond to seduce...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind male/females doing whichever character they want. But for me, it will just result in lack of continuity. Imagine a guy playing Lara Croft.

As someone mentioned above, it would be nice to create a new character parallel to the James Bond one with a different name but same role.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jane bond I would say imogen poots

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

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That hasn't stopped them doing female versions of:

Ghostbusters

Ocean's eleven, (etc.)

Sherlock Holmes

Wyatt Earp

Van Helsing

To name a few.

True. How have they done compared to the mostly men version? I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A white man can go to many places in the world and not stand out particularly as

he will have a reasonable cover story made for him.

How will my brother Idris penetrate (except for women) so easily?

Or will his remit be Africa, parts of North plus South America and Europe.

Making OO7 kind of a OO6.

They will choose a white woman first so she will be OO5.

Boy! do I like to stir the pot!!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"We do need interesting, strong, female leads though. That doesn't mean taking a role that's traditionally/historically male slotting a woman into it. To me it means a role of their own

Agreed but strong female leads are still sexualized....

Yep but James Bond is too

But isn't that his thing as a spy? Seduction to get information? Little bit easier for a female bond to seduce...lol"

Is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Daniel Craig put it best… if you want a strong female role… right it specifically for a strong female character… don’t shoe horn a female into a male role … and as far as ethnicity is concerned it really doesn’t make a difference …

I’d go for Welsh Bond personally …his tag line could be … “I’ll be there now in a minute”

And yes you all read that with a Welsh accent in your head

We've already had a Welsh Bond. And an Aussie!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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That hasn't stopped them doing female versions of:

Ghostbusters

Ocean's eleven, (etc.)

Sherlock Holmes

Wyatt Earp

Van Helsing

To name a few.

True. How have they done compared to the mostly men version? I have no idea"

One word - shyte.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

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That hasn't stopped them doing female versions of:

Ghostbusters

Ocean's eleven, (etc.)

Sherlock Holmes

Wyatt Earp

Van Helsing

To name a few.

True. How have they done compared to the mostly men version? I have no idea

One word - shyte.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

You could take the same approach as the Star Wars franchise and expand the Bond universe and open it up for new characters but it doesn't have the same depth.

Daniel Craig said that a new Bond movie is always an event and should therefore stay that way without trying to make it something it's not.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I’d go for Welsh Bond personally …his tag line could be … “I’ll be there now in a minute”

And yes you all read that with a Welsh accent in your head

We've already had a Welsh Bond. And an Aussie!"

Indeed;

Timothy Dalton

George Lazenby

Let's not forget Pierce is Irish too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d go for Welsh Bond personally …his tag line could be … “I’ll be there now in a minute”

And yes you all read that with a Welsh accent in your head

We've already had a Welsh Bond. And an Aussie!

Indeed;

Timothy Dalton

George Lazenby

Let's not forget Pierce is Irish too.

And Scottish Sean connary and wooden roger Moore lol

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"All this "inclusion" stuff can go too far. If you recall James Bond's back story, he was a Royal Naval Commander who grew up in Scotland prior to becoming a "OO" agent. As such this needs to be respected when casting for Daniel Craig's replacement, and whether we like it or not this points to a white male.

Of course there is nothing wrong in creating a new character that could be female or black or anyone, but that character would be different and not James Bond."

Personally, I'd love to see an expanded Bond universe, where we get to see what different 00 agents are up to.

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Of course there is nothing wrong in creating a new character that could be female or black or anyone, but that character would be different and not James Bond."

There are black Naval commanders as there are black Scottish men… not sure what your point is on this… not as many as white but there are time models out there …

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"Keir Starmer says it is time for a female Bond. I disagree.

My vote is for Idris Elba. He would make a great Bond"

He really nails the big topics doesn’t he!

Jesus!

James Bond is a bloke, pretty clear from the books. And miss marple is a woman, getting him broadbent to play miss Marple would be bullshit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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That hasn't stopped them doing female versions of:

Ghostbusters

Ocean's eleven, (etc.)

Sherlock Holmes

Wyatt Earp

Van Helsing

To name a few.

True. How have they done compared to the mostly men version? I have no idea

One word - shyte.

Because they are trying to show horn a female into an already known male story.

Write a story / create a movie for a female rather than being lazy and doing a quick tick box exercise reproduction.

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By *orthseatiger69Man over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Will there be the same outcry to change Charlie’s Angels

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

If we want something different for a Bond movie, can we have him fail in his mission and die in the end please. Along with the world being destroyed with the super weapon orbiting earth. And being turned down by every female he tries it on with.

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"If we want something different for a Bond movie, can we have him fail in his mission and die in the end please. Along with the world being destroyed with the super weapon orbiting earth. And being turned down by every female he tries it on with.

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

Or a bit more realism, like breaking his hand in the first minute of his first fight, and having to go to a and e and then do a desk job for a few months

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

No mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

Or a bit more realism, like breaking his hand in the first minute of his first fight, and having to go to a and e and then do a desk job for a few months "

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

No mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

He never does though.

Seen one, seen 'em all

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By *oncupiscent_dreamMan over a year ago

City

Idris Elba is old as fuck. You have to do 5 films, how old will he be?

Bond is supposed to be a Playboy, not some lecherous old man perving on you g women. Daniel Craig looks like an old leather bag and his voice sounds like a on grandad who been through world war 1, then they put him walking into some young sexy woman's shower like a creep.

Idris would have been good 10 year ago.

Als I have no problem with a female bond. As long as they highly sexualize her and have her do sex acts to get the mission done, just like the real women who work for mi6.

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By *agan_PairCouple over a year ago

portchester

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

No mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

He never does though.

Seen one, seen 'em all"

Were you one of the writers on No time to die ???

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By *oncupiscent_dreamMan over a year ago

City

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

He did fail, but didn't die in Skyfall. He had one mission protect the head of mi6, he drove her to a remote place where she was murdered. Then he turns up at mi6 in a posh suit and the new head doesn't even blink, just says they need to get back to work.

If your mission was to protect head of mi6 and you did that shit show, you'd never work for them again, you'd be lucky to not wake up dead stuffed inside a suitcase where the police say you locked yourself in the suitcase.

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

No mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

He never does though.

Seen one, seen 'em all

Were you one of the writers on No time to die ??? "

Does he die in the end of that one?

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

That would be a Bond movie I would actually watch

Now that I would waste 3hours watching

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The part of James Bond should never be played by a woman.

James Bond is a bloke. End of.

If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him.

A woman spy in the lead ? Yes of course. Working for the same agency as James? Yes of course. In the same film ? NO. She will be the lead in her own film.

Jane Bond or similar.

A trans Bond ? Why not. Tula... that's all i'm saying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The next Jane Eyre should be a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him."

Cock to pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him.

Cock to pussy."

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke."

Let's not forget Martin Poppins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On her majesty’s secret cervix

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Finally, some recognition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The next postman pat should be a woman.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

No - make the writers come up with strong female Leads - Helen Mirren in Prime Suspect comes to mind - awesome actress- brilliant part. About time they stopped being lazy and making exactly the same films with females in the lead - we have amazing actresses about time they wrote parts that are worthy of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him.

Cock to pussy."

Are you a genius or a porn addict ? Either way I liked it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The names Band. James Band.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

All you children grasping at the female leads for males should take a fookin' long hard look at Prince Charming in Cinders..... bet you never ever noticed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d love Zoe Kravitz to be the next bond . Ooofttt x

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"All you children grasping at the female leads for males should take a fookin' long hard look at Prince Charming in Cinders..... bet you never ever noticed."

Dont google Prince Charming In Cinders… not a panto Im taking the kids to!!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’d love Zoe Kravitz to be the next bond . Ooofttt x

I loved ‘Are You gonna go My way?!’ Same bloke?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him.

Cock to pussy.

Are you a genius or a porn addict ? Either way I liked it."

I was hoping you could tell me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d go for Welsh Bond personally …his tag line could be … “I’ll be there now in a minute”

And yes you all read that with a Welsh accent in your head

Yes! I read this quote and forgot who'd said it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke."

Same outfit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him.

Cock to pussy.

Are you a genius or a porn addict ? Either way I liked it.

I was hoping you could tell me. "

I'd like to think you are a genius.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

Same outfit

Already been done, Indiana Jones was pretty much a Lara Croft

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

Same outfit

I heard Rowan Atkinson is down to replace Idris Elba as Luther in the film version?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"All you children grasping at the female leads for males should take a fookin' long hard look at Prince Charming in Cinders..... bet you never ever noticed.

Dont google Prince Charming In Cinders… not a panto Im taking the kids to!!

Not literally 'in' Cinders...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

Same outfit

Plums poking out of the tight shorts when he’s climbing up stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If James Bond is going to be played by a woman then we have to have 007 the trans years....... to update him.

Cock to pussy.

Are you a genius or a porn addict ? Either way I liked it.

I was hoping you could tell me.

I'd like to think you are a genius. "

Thank you

*closes xhamster*

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"All you children grasping at the female leads for males should take a fookin' long hard look at Prince Charming in Cinders..... bet you never ever noticed.

Dont google Prince Charming In Cinders… not a panto Im taking the kids to!!

Not literally 'in' Cinders..."
ahhh ok - as you were… nothing to see here!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

Same outfit

I heard Rowan Atkinson is down to replace Idris Elba as Luther in the film version?

You know, he'd play that part well. He's suave, intelligent but.......... the Mr. Cool , sexy all women want him vibe ? mmmmmm nah ..... not there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

Same outfit

Already been done, Indiana Jones was pretty much a Lara Croft

Different outfit though

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By *heron212Man over a year ago

London

1) Idris Elba

2) Henry Cavill

3) Tom Ellis

Those are my top 3 mainstream selections for the next Bond.

Anyone whining about inclusion speaks to the rampant problem with British cinema in the first place, the tendency for revisionist history that works in the majority's favor, and the primary reason why most of its Black stars of note come to America in search of more work and respect.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Could I just mention that I got petrol. A full tank........

Keeps flitting through my brain

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

But it wouldn’t be James Bond.

What about a male Lady Penelope in the next T Birds film?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I just mention that I got petrol. A full tank........

Keeps flitting through my brain

There was never an issue down here, if anything the petrol station have been quieter than normal, we’ve just been gathered round watching you lot panicking on the big screen.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"1) Idris Elba

2) Henry Cavill

3) Tom Ellis

Those are my top 3 mainstream selections for the next Bond.

These 3 are a good shout - i don’t know whether theyre going to follow what they tried when Connery left and got someone very similar with George Lazenby or go opposite and make him more like Todger Moore

. But I think and have thought for ages that Tom Hardy must be in with a shout?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Could I just mention that I got petrol. A full tank........

Keeps flitting through my brain

There was never an issue down here, if anything the petrol station have been quieter than normal, we’ve just been gathered round watching you lot panicking on the big screen."

Down here ? Is it permissable to have flammables down there ?

I never panicked... I just passed a forecourt to day and vroom did a quick left.

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By *itzi999Woman over a year ago

Slough

"Could I just mention that I got petrol. A full tank........

Keeps flitting through my brain

Congratulations! How long did you have to queue for it? Seen so many horror stores

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Could I just mention that I got petrol. A full tank........

Keeps flitting through my brain

Congratulations! How long did you have to queue for it? Seen so many horror stores

I've been passed a dozen petrol stations today - no queues

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"The next Lara Croft should be a bloke.

Same outfit

Already been done, Indiana Jones was pretty much a Lara Croft

Well more a case of Lara Croft was a female Indians Jones.

But that's the point most people are making. Tomb Raider is not just a gender swap riding on the coat tails of what came before. It takes influence but it is its own thing.

They made a whole new character and franchise away from it - note Lara Croft and Tomb Raider has no direct link to Indians Jones in any way. At all, other than being an adventuring archaeologist.

Don't remake Aliens (seriously don't!) and instead of the awesomeness that is Ripley we now have a male lead. No! Ripley is a woman, go make a new alien styled franchise and make that lead a man if you want.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No messing......... I have just had a Genius Idea......

Genius......

Peter Seranifowicz

God YES...... him ....

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By *itzi999Woman over a year ago

Slough

"Could I just mention that I got petrol. A full tank........

Keeps flitting through my brain

Congratulations! How long did you have to queue for it? Seen so many horror stores

I've been passed a dozen petrol stations today - no queues

There’s a place in Greater London, called Hayes. The Asda has a a 24/7 petrol station. However, due to disruption in the store(!) they do not sell petrol from 8am-8pm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keir Starmer says it is time for a female Bond. I disagree.

My vote is for Idris Elba. He would make a great Bond"

With ALL due to respect to the ladies of this World , an absolutely incredible species in loads of ways but PLEASE don't go there...James Bond is exactly that ...James..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No no no no!!... to a female James or will it be Jane Bond?

I'm all for equality, but some things just need to be left alone.

Can't abide this bloody have we covered everything "tick box" society we're currently in.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No no no no!!... to a female James or will it be Jane Bond?

I'm all for equality, but some things just need to be left alone.

Can't abide this bloody have we covered everything "tick box" society we're currently in.

You tell 'em girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No no no no!!... to a female James or will it be Jane Bond?

I'm all for equality, but some things just need to be left alone.

Can't abide this bloody have we covered everything "tick box" society we're currently in.

You tell 'em girl.

I will my lovely.

Grrrrr

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I like source material to be respected and followed. Some minor details here and there can be overlooked, especially if nothing was ever stated in the source material. e.g. Hermione in the Harry Potter play was cast with a Black actress I'm fine with that, was never stated her race in the books.

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine... Great acting and almost perfection but the character of Wolverine is 5ft 4inches if I remember correctly. Compared to 6ft+ Jackman. Plus his voice could have been much more rough.

Blurred lines there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, we don't need a female bond, surely someone could write something to suit a female lead

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Everyone with an opinion about spy films with a strong female lead has seen Atomic Blonde, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom hardy is next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot tip !

Tom hardy ! Or

Tom Huddleston aka Loki !

Huddleston is a drip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Yes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Yes!!!!!"

He would be perfect

that voice and body

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Yes!!!!!

He would be perfect

that voice and body

He really would

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Charles Humman for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Charles Humman for me "

Never heard of him…now back to your baby shark routine you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom hardy is next "

I'm a Tom Hardy fan... But not sure if he's right for Bond?

Bond is smooth,charismatic, charming and no disrespect to Tom, I'm just not sure??

Plus I'm not sure I'd cope with him flirting with all these gorgeous women

Pick me Tom, pick me!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Charles Humman for me

Never heard of him…now back to your baby shark routine you go

Damn auto carrot… Hunnam, lead in Sons of Anarchy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom Ellis is too camp. I don’t mind a camp bond. He could penetrate places James Bond has never been before.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always preferred Indiana Jones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a black female James Bond. And she will be named James Bond. Her role to return the UK back home into the bosom of our beloved EU.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Tom Ellis(Lucifer) would make a brilliant Bond

Charles Humman for me

Never heard of him…now back to your baby shark routine you go

Damn auto carrot… Hunnam, lead in Sons of Anarchy "

Ooooo he’s lovely too

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

There's been a thoroughly unsubstantiated rumour doing the rounds for some time now that the only reason Daniel Craig has stayed on so long is that he doesn't want Tom Hardy to get the role.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Everyone with an opinion about spy films with a strong female lead has seen Atomic Blonde, right? "

As far as I'm aware most people don't have a problem with female lead spy films. It's the changing of an already named and established character for the sake of changing it that the issue is.

If a movie was released with a female lead as a spy but have zero connections to James Bond, nobody would make a fuss. Well okay some would, they would complain that it's a James Bond knock off but that happened with the Bourne series early on too. Bond with Amnesia. Mission impossible gets the similar comparison.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't care who they choose for Bond but I hope they keep Naomie Harris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There will never be a female James Bond. There could well be a female 007, because that's just a role that can be filled by any '00'. No reason 007 can't be a woman and have her own badass style. Otherwise it's like saying let's have a male Lara Croft or a male Wonder Person..

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By *trideMan over a year ago

Plymouth

See “My Name Is Modesty”, (2003). Taken from the books about Modest Blaise by Peter O’Donnell. Had it not flopped, it could have been the first of a female “Bond”-type series.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Not a chance. They wouldn’t be able to drive his car properly for a start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a chance. They wouldn’t be able to drive his car properly for a start

Cheaper insurance though

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I think it's had its time and should be quietly put to sleep.

For one thing source material from the books had run out.

The character of Ian fle.ings creation was a man and the idea of a female Jane Bond is assured.

Unless you turn it onto another direction and Just focus on the 007 Licenced to Kill number rather than the name.is the only way it would work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone ever take what Captain Hindsight says seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think it's had its time and should be quietly put to sleep.

For one thing source material from the books had run out.

The character of Ian fle.ings creation was a man and the idea of a female Jane Bond is assured.

Unless you turn it onto another direction and Just focus on the 007 Licenced to Kill number rather than the name.is the only way it would work"

Disagree. I can't wait to see the new one. Daniel Craig as been brilliant. If I see that a bind film is on the Tele I always watch it. I don't think there's a bond film I didn't like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally I prefer strong female characters over females shoe horned into previously male parts.

Give me

Ripley in Aliens Series

Daenerys & Cersei Game of Thrones

Trinity The Matrix movies

Charlize Theron in Automic Blonde

Jennifer Lawrence in Red Sparrow or as Katniss in the The Hunger Games

Buffy Summers, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

Believe me I could go on and on there's loads of amazing female leads in the history of TV and Film.

In fact sony playstation have some amazing female lead characters

Ellie The Last of Us part 1 & 2

Alloy Horizon Dawn

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By *929Man over a year ago

newcastle

Never watched bond and not sure she would fit the role but Betty gilping was fucking badass in the hunt loved her in that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally I prefer strong female characters over females shoe horned into previously male parts.

Give me

Ripley in Aliens Series

Daenerys & Cersei Game of Thrones

Trinity The Matrix movies

Charlize Theron in Automic Blonde

Jennifer Lawrence in Red Sparrow or as Katniss in the The Hunger Games

Buffy Summers, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

Believe me I could go on and on there's loads of amazing female leads in the history of TV and Film.

In fact sony playstation have some amazing female lead characters

Ellie The Last of Us part 1 & 2

Alloy Horizon Dawn

How did I forget Lara Craft who crosses both gaming and the movies doh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally I prefer strong female characters over females shoe horned into previously male parts.

Give me

Ripley in Aliens Series

Daenerys & Cersei Game of Thrones

Trinity The Matrix movies

Charlize Theron in Automic Blonde

Jennifer Lawrence in Red Sparrow or as Katniss in the The Hunger Games

Buffy Summers, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

Believe me I could go on and on there's loads of amazing female leads in the history of TV and Film.

In fact sony playstation have some amazing female lead characters

Ellie The Last of Us part 1 & 2

Alloy Horizon Dawn

Buffy!!!!! That’s me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why? The character is James Bond. It's a male character.

Just create another franchise with a woman lead. Superman and Batman weren't made into women. They simply had Supergirl and Batgirl.

If need be, have a spin-off from one of Bond's female leads to lead her own show.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"There's been a thoroughly unsubstantiated rumour doing the rounds for some time now that the only reason Daniel Craig has stayed on so long is that he doesn't want Tom Hardy to get the role. "

Because he's knows he'll be a better Bond than him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never watched bond and not sure she would fit the role but Betty gilping was fucking badass in the hunt loved her in that "

Good one.....love her in glow and the hunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's been a thoroughly unsubstantiated rumour doing the rounds for some time now that the only reason Daniel Craig has stayed on so long is that he doesn't want Tom Hardy to get the role.

Because he's knows he'll be a better Bond than him.

I think Tom Hardy is brilliant but cannot see him as bond.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Tom Hardy would be quite similar to Daniel Craig.

Be surprised if they go with him though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot tip !

Tom hardy ! Or

Tom Huddleston aka Loki !

Tom Hardy

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'd say the answer is to just stop making bond movies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say the answer is to just stop making bond movies. "

Noooo....what will I do with my tux then??

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'd say the answer is to just stop making bond movies.

Noooo....what will I do with my tux then??

Wear it! All the other movies will still be there. We just don't need to suffer any more of em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say the answer is to just stop making bond movies.

Noooo....what will I do with my tux then??

Wear it! All the other movies will still be there. We just don't need to suffer any more of em

....but....but...what about my Walther PPK and Aston? And my need to cause death and destruction in the name of Her Majesty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jodie Comer in Villenelle mode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wasn't the female version of Bond called Modesty Blaise back in the 1960s

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple over a year ago

Waterford

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

The clues in the name

Bond

James bond

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just leave my mate Jimmy alone - alright.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Live and Let Die!!

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