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What annoys you on a profile?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What thing annoys you when you read a profile? For me, it's someone who writes "I don't suffer fools gladly" or "I speak my mind". To me, that just translates as "I'm rude and have no social skills".

"Will fill out later" is another one, especially when you see the profile is three years old!

So what annoys you?

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

When they haven’t made an effort and their bio is blank

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Gorgeous, sexy for daddies, 23 seeks men 18 to 45.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Vulgar language

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What thing annoys you when you read a profile? For me, it's someone who writes "I don't suffer fools gladly" or "I speak my mind". To me, that just translates as "I'm rude and have no social skills".

"Will fill out later" is another one, especially when you see the profile is three years old!

So what annoys you?"

The ol' beauty that says " face pic on 1st message or instant block " and they have absolutely no photo of any discription on their own profile..

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Nothing annoys me on someone else's profile. I'm too busy making sure my own doesn't annoy anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing ANNOYS!!!

At least they show something about their personality traits - as best they can in written form.

Who's to say if it's annoying or not - isn't that subjective haha

(Haven't seen that word expressed for ages)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SHOUTING WHINING MOANING RANT RANT RANT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Facebook is now a publicly traded entity’

Yes it is but that’s a whole other site you fuckwit

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When they say hit me up

Or will fill profile in later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never annoyed. The pics and bio shows their level of effort and I think that would be taken in to a conversation and meet.

Yes, things put me off but not annoy me. Life is too short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single guys who put “Straight” and their bio says “looking for fun with men”. At least change it to bi curious ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having to read them

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

I don't bite, unless you ask.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman over a year ago

In the clouds

* hung

* heavy cummer

* gsoh

* banter

* love to lick

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Send a face pic before we chat .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men."

I feel personally attacked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

I feel personally attacked "

I hate when they’re sarcastic and make themselves seem unattractive too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

I feel personally attacked

I hate when they’re sarcastic and make themselves seem unattractive too."

Are you describing me or you??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

I feel personally attacked

I hate when they’re sarcastic and make themselves seem unattractive too.

Are you describing me or you??"

I’m stunning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/06/23 19:31:00]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men."

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

‘On twitter telling me that men are trash. On the same day that you were getting dug out’ - Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks! "

I need something I can abbreviate. It really hurts that you’ve took that away from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when they say they are Dom ..

or that they have a magical tongue..

they're great in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks!

I need something I can abbreviate. It really hurts that you’ve took that away from me."

Oh I know it does

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By *ovienightCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Mainly vague profiles with nothing on but they inbox you expecting to play.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks!

I need something I can abbreviate. It really hurts that you’ve took that away from me.

Oh I know it does

You love inflicting pain. Have you ever thought of becoming a dominatrix?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks!

I need something I can abbreviate. It really hurts that you’ve took that away from me.

Oh I know it does

You love inflicting pain. Have you ever thought of becoming a dominatrix?"

Thought? You remember the picture right??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks!

I need something I can abbreviate. It really hurts that you’ve took that away from me.

Oh I know it does

You love inflicting pain. Have you ever thought of becoming a dominatrix?

Thought? You remember the picture right??"

It was traumatic. I’d blocked it from my memory and now I have to call my therapist. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men.

Low-key I love the men are trash ones

I was just winding our resident negative Nancy up

There's my next username, thanks!

I need something I can abbreviate. It really hurts that you’ve took that away from me.

Oh I know it does

You love inflicting pain. Have you ever thought of becoming a dominatrix?

Thought? You remember the picture right??

It was traumatic. I’d blocked it from my memory and now I have to call my therapist. Thanks."
my work here is done.

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"Overly negative and give off a vibe that they hate men."

i don't that 'vibe' stretches to include the intensity of a 1000 suns

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ask me anything... I don't want to have to ask you 100 questions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love these threads.

- couples profiles where each party of the couple has filled in the bio for the other in the most nauseating way possible.

- bragging about illegal substance use in the status update.

- looking for... Aged 18-99. Aye Ronald, 29, you're gonna fuck a 99-year old.

- "Fill in later" on a year old account.

- Account only has two veris and they're both hidden... What you got to hide, Pete?

- account username is, like, Brucey6969 and below the name is "Ian" or some other non-Bruce-related moniker.

- 120 photos published. Not only are none of them face pics, but they're all extreme closeups of boobs and/or willies, featuring terrible lighting and a blur so extreme you expect it to burst into a chorus of "Park Life". Bonus points if the willy is next to the Sky remote.

- Facebook/Sydney Uni thing.

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By *KTim61Man over a year ago

Tipton

Way too much Information!!! In some . . . . . It's like reading a book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me anything... I don't want to have to ask you 100 questions"

“Ask me anything” just makes me think of Reddit

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By *ostindreamsMan over a year ago

London

Any variations of empty profiles - "Will fill in later", "Ask me to know more" etc.

Sydney university - I have seen profiles saying "Facebook is a publicly traded entity". They don't even read before copy pasting?

Unverified single women/couples profile saying "I have given a task for my husband. Need a male for it." or "My husband would love to meet a female. I would join in later." Yeah dude. Totally believable.

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By *ransguy84Man over a year ago

maidenhead

Basic one sentence info which gives you nothing.

No photos whatsoever - I get no face pics for privacy of course,but give me general idea who I’m chatting too lol.

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By *eyeYCouple over a year ago

Nr Leicester

We find so many things on profiles eye rolling, but everyone make helpful filters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor grammar.

Yeah, I know. It’s a ‘me’ problem, but it irks me all the same.

Your, you’re, there, they’re, their - it’s not that complicated!

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

My own little world

Nothing really it's a profile that's meant to give a little insight into the person before communicating, if everyone took advice on here there would be no originality and the site would just be sheep (wich is only good if you're from Aberdeen or Wales)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking obvious questions that are stated on the profile not been read

Profiles that havent been updated same photos from 2yrs ago

No face pic with message "blocked"

Send face pics but then they havent got any

List goes on lol

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Claiming to be straight

Not looking for guys but end up viewing guys defeats the purpose looking for women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Claiming to be straight

Not looking for guys but end up viewing guys defeats the purpose looking for women

I don’t think viewing a males profile makes the person saying they are straight that’s the problem. It’s when they’re asking you to put your dick in their mouth that makes you wonder if putting straight in their profile was a logical idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sydney disclaimer

couples profiles with no male body shots (like the women are just to take 1 for the team?)

"professional" person/couple as if its a class thing like most people dont work?

asking to see a face picture yet states on there profile that the dont send face pictures.

empty profiles after more than a year.

rant over lol

(yes i know someone will hate text speak)

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By *nicorn69coupleCouple over a year ago

colchesterish Essex

"sydney disclaimer

"professional" person/couple as if its a class thing like most people dont work?

These 2 both really irritate me, more than annoy.

A “professional” is any one who knows how to do their job. But you know it’s meant to read as “middle class”

(yes i know someone will hate text speak)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much everything everyone has said above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a woman describes a guy they're looking for.

Basically describing myself.

I then message them, politely. Which then gets deleted.

Then have a post saying something along the lines of "Does nobody read my profile?" or "Are there no decent guys out there anymore?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Sydney thing. Especially when it makes up 3/4 of profile. It’s like “my profile is a bit short, I will just put the Sydney thing in to bulk it out”.

No, or very few pics of man in couple profiles.

Passive aggressive comments.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor grammar.

Yeah, I know. It’s a ‘me’ problem, but it irks me all the same.

Your, you’re, there, they’re, their - it’s not that complicated!"

Same here.

Bad spelling or grammar and I'm instantly not interested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get annoyed by profiles but many of them I read are uninteresting to me or boring when too many pics of same body parts. Can usually tell the timewasters and idiots Zzzzz

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Claiming to be straight

Not looking for guys but end up viewing guys defeats the purpose looking for women

It does when you view theirs and have met men

TV and the odd couple

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan over a year ago

That list of "I am 26% bitch, 8% sane person, 31% extrovert, 99% annoying....."

Normally followed by the Sydney University thing. It's like there's a billion undergrads on Sydney Uni research team waiting for Fab profiles with the survey results but not the disclaimer to instantly get an honours degree.

These are the Fab equivalent of being the Facebook boomer reposting all those shit things where a puppy does if you don't like and repost.

Instant boner kil.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Will fill out later" is another one, especially when you see the profile is three years old!

So what annoys you?"
Nothing annoys me except parking wardens the council paint yellow lines on the roads not for safety but so that the parking wardens they employ can charge you the motorist money