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Has anyone had a dry October ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me.
Although it did brush against her forearm as I slid out of bed early this morning, don’t think that counts though."
I’d say you do that twice, that’s pretty much full sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet. 
 the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?"
Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me.
Although it did brush against her forearm as I slid out of bed early this morning, don’t think that counts though."
You should have slapped her knee with it. It always works a charm.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.
the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?
Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills! "
I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.
the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?
Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!
I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck! "
My favourite move is the grab his dick, go turbo and twist it until it burns and then grab the cooling cucumber and aloe vera homemade oil with extracts of pussy juice and gently massage it deep into his bellend.
I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.
the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?
Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!
I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!
My favourite move is the grab his dick, go turbo and twist it until it burns and then grab the cooling cucumber and aloe vera homemade oil with extracts of pussy juice and gently massage it deep into his bellend.
I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls. "
That’s some next level stuff, you’ve literally thought of everything, maybe stick your finger up his ass now and again on special occasions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.
the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?
Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!
I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!
My favourite move is the grab his dick, go turbo and twist it until it burns and then grab the cooling cucumber and aloe vera homemade oil with extracts of pussy juice and gently massage it deep into his bellend.
I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls. "
That's quite some aftercare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.
the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?
Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!
I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!
My favourite move is the grab his dick, go turbo and twist it until it burns and then grab the cooling cucumber and aloe vera homemade oil with extracts of pussy juice and gently massage it deep into his bellend.
I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls.
That's quite some aftercare. "
What can I say? I'm just a sweet angel with so much love to give. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.
Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag  "
I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win."
Get it in early so you can chill for the rest of the month, good thinking.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I take a vow of celibacy during the penultimate month of the year.
November means Nomember. "
The fact this hasn’t been replied and quoted yet shows how far the lounge has dumbed down, or that all the intelligent people are busy reading up on highbrow stuff or some shit.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take a vow of celibacy during the penultimate month of the year.
November means Nomember.
October means Cocktober - get as much as you can"
One does try. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.
Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag
I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together. "
Jeez Meli, I nearly spilled my tea everywhere looking at your new rack photo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours. 
Bigger violin, please!
You sure? Depends on how well I play right? "
Well, you do like a good fiddle |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.
Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag
I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together.
Jeez Meli, I nearly spilled my tea everywhere looking at your new rack photo! "
Who are you and what have you done with the maverick? |
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Might see will the neighbour take me for a ride in his tractor  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.
Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag
I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together. "
I can tell you’re too cool, because you’re using the too cool for this emoji. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me! Although if anyone wants to change that my phone number is 0800 Call Me "
If that phone number really existed, I fear the networks would crash with the amount of calls being made to it |
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