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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a little hungover and desperately trying to dehydrate myself.
I'm also laid here deciding on the shirt and ti. Combo for the day.
Thanks for asking. How are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might try a long essay type response when I next get one of those mails. Go into long and boring detail about my existence and really answer the question "how am I?" |
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I usually reply with good or fine thanks.
Afraid it entertains my little mind to answer these questions in a straightforward manner even when I know they're trying to get me to say whether I fancy them! 
I just keep going till they finally say "so will you fuck me then" and get ridiculously amused by saying thank you for asking but no thank you.
I know, I know, petty and silly but it keeps me on here and not interacting with actual people and causing chaos around me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I one replied that I was seriously frustrated by the sheer number of magnolia style paints available and that I couldn't find the right one to cover some projectile vomit stains that my cat had kindly decorated the wall with.
I then explained that I only ever met people who could confirm their true identity by passport, driving licence or a social meet with both parents present, and that i'd require complete medical records to prove they'd never suffered a rectal prolapse.
Only after that would I consider a meet - and even then it would have to be in the presence of my social worker, probation officer, solicitor and GP - and that i'd need a 64 page consent form signing before removing my boxers.
Funnily - it was opened, deleted and I was blocked!
Job done! Happy days!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I one replied that I was seriously frustrated by the sheer number of magnolia style paints available and that I couldn't find the right one to cover some projectile vomit stains that my cat had kindly decorated the wall with.
I then explained that I only ever met people who could confirm their true identity by passport, driving licence or a social meet with both parents present, and that i'd require complete medical records to prove they'd never suffered a rectal prolapse.
Only after that would I consider a meet - and even then it would have to be in the presence of my social worker, probation officer, solicitor and GP - and that i'd need a 64 page consent form signing before removing my boxers.
Funnily - it was opened, deleted and I was blocked!
Job done! Happy days!! "
Now that is seriously funny! I am going to have to nick it 
Our one liner back of fine thanks just doesn't cut the mustard now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a couple of people that will send a message saying hi how r u, i'll message back saying good thanks how are you ? to get back the reply "horny"..... give it a couple of weeks and it happens again and again by the same people... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put as much effort into replying as they do into mailing. If the mail says 'hi' I reply '.' (full stop)
If they say something interesting I'll chat back. If I'm not interested then I'll say so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually reply with good or fine thanks.
Afraid it entertains my little mind to answer these questions in a straightforward manner even when I know they're trying to get me to say whether I fancy them!
I just keep going till they finally say "so will you fuck me then" and get ridiculously amused by saying thank you for asking but no thank you.
I know, I know, petty and silly but it keeps me on here and not interacting with actual people and causing chaos around me! "
no no no u cant take the causing chaos crown away from me ........ lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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actually just got a reponse! he said "thata good, i'm really horny, you?"
so i said
"I'm at work designing a theoretical database".
wonder if he's still horny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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damn, that got a reply!
"Cool can let me know when you free then so we can play x"
i guess database design must be codeword for "let's meet"/. Silly me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might try a long essay type response when I next get one of those mails. Go into long and boring detail about my existence and really answer the question "how am I?""
i've done that a few times, the responses back back are hilarious! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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Ok, I'll put my hands up! I get heaps of those (about 90%), and I never even bother to open them, never mind open and delete so I must be the cause of all the recent threads about 'rudeness and no replies' seeing as you all reply with the 'fine thanks' I hinted at on last nights whiney thread lol (one of many)
So I do apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get a lot of those on a Friday as I am guessing a lot of single guys are looking for meets/a shag over the weekend, shame some of them don't read profile first. Don't think I have ever had someone ask though and then disappear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the hi how are you thing is the same as people on supermarket check outs saying it...sounds good but they don't give a fuck..you have a nice day now..."
You too  |
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