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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sat here tittering as ya do , remembering a particular time on holiday in turkey.
Some of the guys over there are HOT !!! .
With an OH MAMA!!! quality. *no wot i mean*
Well while walking round shopping etc, i would spot a particular guy and woahhh i would say "hi karamba"
This carried on nearly a full week with me doing this when the lady i was on hols with suddenly said.
"wot fooking handbag" ????
she thought i had been saying..
"i like her handbag" WTF .....
It took her nearly a week to say summat too.
pmsl
i was nearly on the floor i can tell ya 
ahhhh memories eh |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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That reminds me of when i was in Turkey, one of the younger sexy boys working the bar asked me what the best chat up line was for the english women.,
I told him he had to go up to them, feel his own boobs while saying loudly "fucking Tits!!!"
He used to shout it up to my balcony in the mornings, pmsl!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ohhhh i was going for ten years ya know.
and was involved with the same fella for three of them.
i can honestly say that a woman IS guarenteed a bonk in turkey.
Any woman. lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh they good at that i can tell ya .
you could be 80 and look like an unwashed bag of washing, tits dragging on the floor and leaving snail trails but .,"oh my darlink, i love you."
"Your my askim, you have money ?"
hahahahahahahahahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oohhh i seen some sights when i was in turkey!! seriously horrific no bein offensive but seriously ugly woman with young guys shockingly enough it was for money!!
my mini me is pure blonde blue eyed and sallow skinned and i got offered thousands for her couldnt let her out of arms reach!
if u cant pull in turkey there somethin well wrong but i just personally found it sleazy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have EX mates who shagged their way across marmaris and back and was disgusted to be honest.
It was all a big ego trip.
I at least only ever had carnal knowledge with ONE.
Thank god ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have EX mates who shagged their way across marmaris and back and was disgusted to be honest.
It was all a big ego trip.
I at least only ever had carnal knowledge with ONE.
Thank god ! "
Lot of canals in Turkey then...Thought that was Venice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have EX mates who shagged their way across marmaris and back and was disgusted to be honest.
It was all a big ego trip.
I at least only ever had carnal knowledge with ONE.
Thank god ! "
U and me both hun ... just another chapter in my biography  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have EX mates who shagged their way across marmaris and back and was disgusted to be honest.
It was all a big ego trip.
I at least only ever had carnal knowledge with ONE.
Thank god !
Lot of canals in Turkey then...Thought that was Venice... "
Plenty of camels |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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yerrrr tis better.
IM actually looking for icmeler for next september.
Me mate and her hubby take pity on me and we go off for a weeks bender.
We did spain jan this yr. phewwww wot a great holiday.
So im gonna take them to icmeler in sept 2010.
WELL i aint paying for them but i certainly will show them the hotspots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol!! we walked from marmaris to icemeler and got water taxi back!! and pushin a buggy but halfway is a wee cafe with the most beatiful view over the sea!! benidorm for me again next yr whoooo!!!all inclusive yay xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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GUESS TURKEY is for women asTHAILAND is for men , i worked in TURKEY for a few seasons setting up the paragliding school ,and was fun , am english by the way . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And donkeys.
in a willage somewhere in turkey is a fella who was forced to marry his donkey. by the law.
He was caught giving it one, or several .So to punish him , he was forced to marry it.
true ya know |
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