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"Lorna. How many lightbulbs are on in your residence right now?" 6 | |||
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"But not that? "How much fuel do you have in your car | |||
"When jumping off a car, would you rather push or drive?" Neither. | |||
"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?" All of it. | |||
"But not that? How much fuel do you have in your car"I don't have a car | |||
"But not that? How much fuel do you have in your car"Wooooooeeee that's a bit personal!?!?!!!!!! | |||
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"Who are you? Really" I'm Lorna. | |||
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"What is the best exit at Bank underground station? "That depends where you are heading. If you are attending a social for example that would be the wrong station.  | |||
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"How can princess peach get her hair dry? "Hang her head out of the window. | |||
"Predict the lfc v man c score at weekend ! "45-67 | |||
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This weeks winning lottery numbers !  | |||
"Lorna, Tear me off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I? " A match stick. | |||
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"Can I eat this whole packet of biscuits?... "No you bloody well can't! | |||
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"What shouldn't I ask you?" Anything. | |||
"A match stick. "  | |||
"A match stick. "I know everything | |||
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"Is it too early in the year to put the heating on? " Nope, ours went on this evening. | |||
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"How many beans are there in a can of baked beans?..." 465. | |||
"How many beans are there in a can of baked beans?... 465. " I demand a re count! | |||
"Lorna. How many lightbulbs are on in your residence right now?" 1 and yours | |||
"How many beans are there in a can of baked beans?... 465. I demand a re count!" Nope! | |||
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"What will break the internet? " Me. | |||
"What's the meaning of life?" All of it. | |||
