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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant.
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...you'll have the cake police after you!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant. "
They are very nice |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little 
... has this turned in to a confessional  "
Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little
... has this turned in to a confessional
Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??! "
Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little
... has this turned in to a confessional
I think there was a clue in the thread title "
... yep, doh!
I'm blaming it on (enter any random excuse here), but thank you   |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little
... has this turned in to a confessional
Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!
Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks "
At least not Mary who had a little lamb
... whose fleece was black as charcoal
Every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its a******e
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"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little
... has this turned in to a confessional
Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!
Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks
At least not Mary who had a little lamb
... whose fleece was black as charcoal
Every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its a******e
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little
... has this turned in to a confessional
Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!
Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks
At least not Mary who had a little lamb
... whose fleece was black as charcoal
Every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its a******e
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Haha  |
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Take three Hail Mary's and bend down for the priest with your hairy butt cheeks in the air, and St Peter won't hold it against you when you get to the pearly gates. Come to think of it, I think that with my CV to account for, I'd be quite happy for St Peter to hold it against me if it meant that he didn't need to seek clearance from The Boss himself to let me in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant. "
Electric chair!!!!   |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
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"At self checkout when it asked how many bags I entered 0 when I actually had 2 which I can now add to the kitchen cupboard full of bags for life "
This is winning in life  |
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