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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here’s mine,
I went to the doctors the other day.
he said “how can I help?”
I said “I feel like I’m a pig.”
Doctor asked me “how long have I felt like this”so I told him,
“About a weeeeeeeeek.”  |
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A guy hooks up with a girl at a party and they start to kiss. Hardly started, when he pulls back and says “ your mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage” With which she replies, “well it’s had a Cock-a-too in it”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So a man comes home from work and confronts his wife
“Ive had it on good authority our milkman has had sexual relations with every woman on this street except one”
His wife looks wistfully out of the window and replies
“Yeah, dont worry love, it will be that stuck up cow next door but one” |
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Teacher stands in front of a class of 8 year olds
“ Ok children if you can answer this question, you can have monday off. How many litres of water in the English Channel ? “
Little johnnies hand goes straight up “ 8 billion Miss !”, sorry Johnnie not correct.
Next week the same happens “ how many grains of sand in the Sahara “
Whoosh !! Little johnnies hand flies up. “ 55 trillion miss “
Sorry johnnie, wrong again.
He swears revenge !!
Next week the teacher goes to write a question on the blackboard. Quick as a flash, johnny whips out 2 ping pong balls and throws them at the teacher.
She spins round angrily “ who is the comedian with the white balls ??”
Little johnnie calls out “ Mickey Flannigan miss, see you Tuesday “ |
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The one question where even Alexa gets the answer wrong!
What is the slowest moving creature on the planet?
Alexa replies, "A sloth"
Wrong! The slowest moving creature on the planet is nudist climbing through a barbed wire fence! |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.
"Ugh, that's disgusting", I thought to myself. "It should have been cremated with the rest of him". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.
"Ugh, that's disgusting", I thought to myself. "It should have been cremated with the rest of him"."
Haaaahahahaha that’s the kinda joke I like. |
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