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over a year ago
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"What you taking?
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Toothbrush and phone  I’m sure someone will bring a suitable charger at some point
I've got you covered. "
I know thanks, I’ll buy you a cocktail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you taking?
X
Toothbrush and phone I’m sure someone will bring a suitable charger at some point
I've got you covered.
I know thanks, I’ll buy you a cocktail "
Or two, three, four? The power bank will last alot longer than one cocktail  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you taking?
X
Toothbrush and phone I’m sure someone will bring a suitable charger at some point
I've got you covered.
I know thanks, I’ll buy you a cocktail
Or two, three, four? The power bank will last alot longer than one cocktail "
True, make it 10 for use of charger when necessary lol  x |
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"Phone, cat and hifi speakers, everything else is replaceable 
She's a quick mover ^
Some things need to be quick, others need time to savour "
I think it would take more than a second for that to happen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amex black.
Yeah like a card needs packing
Had to look it up
Just like the guy who posted he had £38,000 in his bank, why oh fucking why?"
It's just a tongue-in-cheek forum thread dude - chill. |
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A large pencil case that is full of important meds i need to survive but also has other important bits such as, pain relief, lipbalm, power bank for phone, small amount of cash and change, hair tie and hair grips..
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My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!  |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood! "
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course  |
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"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course "
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied "
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called  |
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"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called "
*high five*
Eat my cat -  - I thought you liked fluffy animals?
My pussy is lovely and fluffy |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called
*high five*
Eat my cat - - I thought you liked fluffy animals?
My pussy is lovely and fluffy "
Ooooo fluffy?  |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called
*high five*
Eat my cat - - I thought you liked fluffy animals?
My pussy is lovely and fluffy
Ooooo fluffy? "
Oh the cat!!  |
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"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called
*high five*
Eat my cat - - I thought you liked fluffy animals?
My pussy is lovely and fluffy
Ooooo fluffy?
Oh the cat!! "
What else?
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called
*high five*
Eat my cat - - I thought you liked fluffy animals?
My pussy is lovely and fluffy
Ooooo fluffy?
Oh the cat!!
What else?
"
Well you did say about your fluffy pu......, oh doesn't matter! |
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"My beautiful cat and as many bottles of salad cream as I can carry.
If there’s only 1 second to pack, then I’m assuming an enormous meteorite crash is imminent (or some other highly implausible but ‘just within the realms of possible’ apocalyptic event), which will presumably render the whole planet’s telecommunications and electronic systems useless, so bugger the phone & charger; I want my cat-caught roasted rat to taste gooood!
You not heard of weils disease? Too risking eating the rat so the cat will have to be main course
Ah, that’s only from rat urine, and I’m not gonna be ingesting any of that! As a double protection measure I’ll also be roasting them first. And if you eat my cat, who will catch the rats for us?
Request to eat cat denied
I have an air rifle, perfect for rat hunting or "dinner" as its now called
*high five*
Eat my cat - - I thought you liked fluffy animals?
My pussy is lovely and fluffy
Ooooo fluffy?
Oh the cat!!
What else?
Well you did say about your fluffy pu......, oh doesn't matter! "
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