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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Scientists have detected so many drugs in the streams at Glastonbury that they say it will harm the eels. Two issues for me. Why are there bloody eels in the streams and why we we not warned?
And yes, this is all over the news...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scientists have detected so many drugs in the streams at Glastonbury that they say it will harm the eels. Two issues for me. Why are there bloody eels in the streams and why we we not warned?
And yes, this is all over the news...
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This will affect everything in the waterways Tom - not just the eels.
It's all over the canoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't there some story about the levels of c0ke cain in the Thames water around Parliament or did I just imagine that after eating an eel kebab at Glastonbury? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
It’s from on site peeing.
I’m no expert (clearly) but that must be some powerful stream of pee that is making it into the river and isn’t being diluted down from all the fecking rain water and mud!! |
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"It’s from on site peeing.
I’m no expert (clearly) but that must be some powerful stream of pee that is making it into the river and isn’t being diluted down from all the fecking rain water and mud!!"
The joys of summer right there.piss,rain ,mud and eels  |
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"Scientists have detected so many drugs in the streams at Glastonbury that they say it will harm the eels. Two issues for me. Why are there bloody eels in the streams and why we we not warned?
And yes, this is all over the news...
This will affect everything in the waterways Tom - not just the eels.
It's all over the canoes. "
Genius. Applauds* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They'll be electric eels. Very dangerous, especially when high on E "
I bet those electric eels are feeling really smug during the current fuel crisis. But one day we'll all travel charged by electricity. And there will be a current crisis. Those electric eels won't be so cocky in the future in a current crisis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh,is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just twenty thousand people pissing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this eel thing is
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's in whizz
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"It’s from on site peeing.
I’m no expert (clearly) but that must be some powerful stream of pee that is making it into the river and isn’t being diluted down from all the fecking rain water and mud!!"
Are we sure it's not squirting?  |
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"They'll be electric eels. Very dangerous, especially when high on E
I bet those electric eels are feeling really smug during the current fuel crisis. But one day we'll all travel charged by electricity. And there will be a current crisis. Those electric eels won't be so cocky in the future in a current crisis."
Actually the fuel crisis has given me an idea..... *Off to draw diagrams of cars powered by electric eels on E's*
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