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For not being able to make a social/meet...
* No petrol
* Need to take a lateral flow test
My gran is in hospital/goldfish died seem to have gone out of the window.
Hit me up with what you've heard recently!
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"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag” 
I hate coffee  , but I love the smell. I wouldn't agree to a coffee social, unless I knew the shop sold other drinks I could have. "
I mean it was a Starbucks so plenty of other drinks to have as well. And if at any point she had said I don’t like coffee I would have suggested a bar or something |
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Heard most of them worst is the friend/relative dieing now they may have will never know! But theres been a few! If anyone cancels I never rearrange and yes might b genuine reason but just my decision x |
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"My pony needs shoeing
That’s “neigh” good and an excuse
I've not get it yet  "
Maybe they has a sore throat and were feeling a little horse?
And I accidentally sent the neigh as a message lol. I wasn’t paying attention when replying because I wanted to get the gag in quickly ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From an arranged Tinder date a little while back: "I accidentally bought a dog this afternoon and I don't want to leave him on his own yet"
Interestingly the last time I posted that I got a ban. Seems site rules have changed since then else I'll see you all in a week ish. |
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Sorry, I’m not feeling it now your hubby has come home.. (He works away during the week but had a 6 week stint away where I spoke to this guy the entire time)
Urm what? We’re a couple.. what did you think would happen here?! ‘Oh okay, I’ll bin him off then so we can still meet’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For not being able to make a social/meet...
* No petrol
* Need to take a lateral flow test
My gran is in hospital/goldfish died seem to have gone out of the window.
Hit me up with what you've heard recently!
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Sadly I haven’t heard any excuses lately, in fact I’ve not heard a great deal  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …
Did you ever get to meet him? 
I gave up and blocked him "
No shit Sherlock.
I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx |
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …
Did you ever get to meet him?
I gave up and blocked him
No shit Sherlock.
I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx"
Very appropriate … my name is Holmes |
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …
OMG! I would have terminal Ebola and still want to meet you! "
If the cold sore was true , I’m gratefulness cancelled , I’ve never had one and I’d like to keep it that way …
The fact that he cancelled 3 times makes me suspicious though |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …
Did you ever get to meet him?
I gave up and blocked him
No shit Sherlock.
I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx
Very appropriate … my name is Holmes "
And mine is Watson.... (Not really) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few years ago on a couple profile we had one guy say "Sorry but I got a better offer, see you next time" And he meant it!! "
Maybe they'd just won the lottery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had the usual:
- my car won’t turn on/ needs fixing (at least from 3 different blokes)
- my brother was in a car crash (he told me he had 2 sisters)
- no, this is too much like a date. Can’t just come to your house tonight?! |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.
Wtf??
Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker. "
He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs) |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.
Wtf??
Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker.
He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs) "
Maybe he thought his gimp mask and nappy was a bit of a 'give-away' |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.
Wtf??
Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker.
He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs)
Maybe he thought his gimp mask and nappy was a bit of a 'give-away' "
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"I just get silence usually…
That's better than being laughed at - trust me.
That’s horrid, why would they do that to someone?
That's the internet for you.  "
Yeah usually get radio silence, or worse the user is no longer available screen |
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what a rude twunt!
