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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Evening Cathy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking

Widdle in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doris. Doris, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By *rs mischiefWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Good eeevening Jim xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

Easy, wee in it.

How was your day?

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

Evening

Shall be popping in and out on my 2nd night shift of the week..... tired already and I'm only an hour in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a

work day. Sooooooo many staffing issues and workplace problems to unpick. Did a gentle gym session after work and then Mr KC and I ate apple crumble and custard and did our weekly University Challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Cathy

Out on the wily, windy moors

We'd roll and fall in green

You had a temper like my jealousy

Too hot, too greedy

How could you leave me

When I needed to possess you?

I hated you, I loved you, too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking

Widdle in it

Great minds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeevening Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. Happy Monday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok x"

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a mundane Monday. How was it for you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok x

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x"

Xxx

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By *abmale7979Man over a year ago

Treorchy

Evening everyone hope you all had a good day.

Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goood mornings eve everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Shall be popping in and out on my 2nd night shift of the week..... tired already and I'm only an hour in "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cali. Once you pop, you just can't stop. We'll try and get you through your shift.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone. Coming live from beautiful Bournemouth tonight. Surfs Up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Good gentle gym and apple crumble everyone.

How did you get on with University Challenge?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey Jim of Jims. Big rain here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone hope you all had a good day.

Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I'm sorry to read you're a dumped man. But, you've got us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Guy. I've nicknamed him Guy. He's been dumped today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking

Widdle in it

Doriss in Nocturnal!

Someone tie her laces before she gets away

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By *abmale7979Man over a year ago

Treorchy

"Evening everyone hope you all had a good day.

Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I'm sorry to read you're a dumped man. But, you've got us."

Cheers jim I appreciate that

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening Cathy

Out on the wily, windy moors

We'd roll and fall in green

You had a temper like my jealousy

Too hot, too greedy

How could you leave me

When I needed to possess you?

I hated you, I loved you, too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink."

Oh James let me in your window

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goood mornings eve everyone"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Guy. I've nicknamed him Guy. He's been dumped today."

Hi Guy. I like the nickname that Jim gave you

We hope you won't be DumpedFace for much longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexMan. What was tonight's scran?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Good gentle gym and apple crumble everyone.

How did you get on with University Challenge?"

We got 160 University Challenge points tonight. We beat both of the universities

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeevening

As usual I'm working. I find I'm more productive on certain areas of my job late at night. Silence in the house, cuppa tea in hand and whizzing away on the laptop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goood mornings eve everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?"

Nope it means "free" in french, im a

Sagittarius.

What about you when did your stars come into line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone. Coming live from beautiful Bournemouth tonight. Surfs Up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo on the coast. Surfing BH1.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's Ace. He's got plenty in his freezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings

Evening Meli. How was your Birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim of Jims. Big rain here!

Ayyyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Have you got a big umbrella? Smileyface

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?"

I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still

deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking

Widdle in it

Doriss in Nocturnal!

Someone tie her laces before she gets away

I think she's gone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone hope you all had a good day.

Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I'm sorry to read you're a dumped man. But, you've got us.

Cheers jim I appreciate that

You're very welcome.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Good evening. Back to work for me tonight.x

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a mundane Monday. How was it for you?"

Really quiet for me, got out for a short period after the torrential rain stopped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Cathy

Out on the wily, windy moors

We'd roll and fall in green

You had a temper like my jealousy

Too hot, too greedy

How could you leave me

When I needed to possess you?

I hated you, I loved you, too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink.

Oh James let me in your window

Okay, but hurry up. It's getting a bit autumnal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos?

I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim.

I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Good gentle gym and apple crumble everyone.

How did you get on with University Challenge?

We got 160 University Challenge points tonight. We beat both of the universities

I could get into university these days.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings

Evening Meli. How was your Birthday?"

Evening Leo! It was lovely, I had a three day celebration with lots of duvet grippingly good sex, cocktails, cake and cuddles. I'm tired though and ready to sleep for a week to recuperate.

How are you doing?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good evening Jim and everyone. Coming live from beautiful Bournemouth tonight. Surfs Up

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeevening

As usual I'm working. I find I'm more productive on certain areas of my job late at night. Silence in the house, cuppa tea in hand and whizzing away on the laptop. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AppleTree. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man

I think bravery is a must for anyone on the forum

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

Evening Mr Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings

Evening Meli. How was your Birthday?

Evening Leo! It was lovely, I had a three day celebration with lots of duvet grippingly good sex, cocktails, cake and cuddles. I'm tired though and ready to sleep for a week to recuperate.

How are you doing? "

Sounds like a fiesta for the soul ! I'm on holiday for a week in the South West, today was a good start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man

I think bravery is a must for anyone on the forum

Yes as long as they SHARE the food as well as being brave

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos?

I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim.

I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!!

It was jolly nice, ButteryLemonCream

. We have some left.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop."

Hello Appletree

Jim's also gone for a whizz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back."

poo face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop."

Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man

"
i had broccoli cheese and rice with chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

Hello Appletree

Jim's also gone for a whizz

I'll be on the toilet all night the amount of tea I've drank today!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Howdy ya'll"

Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan

"
sounds doable, long and slow, meee- oow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos?

I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim.

I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!!

It was jolly nice, ButteryLemonCream

. We have some left.....

I'm on my way!! I could seriously murder a bowl of custard and crumble right now. If you hear a knock at the door in 20 minutes it's just me with my bowl. I will do the cha cha slide dance and bring you homemade thank you cards.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man

I think bravery is a must for anyone on the forum

Yes as long as they SHARE the food as well as being brave"

I’m not sure sharing food is what swinging is about unless it’s euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I want you to do a freezer lucky dip. No looking! Smileyface

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Do cats have different accents?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening Cathy

Out on the wily, windy moors

We'd roll and fall in green

You had a temper like my jealousy

Too hot, too greedy

How could you leave me

When I needed to possess you?

I hated you, I loved you, too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink.

Oh James let me in your window

Okay, but hurry up. It's getting a bit autumnal."

I’ll bring you a hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goood mornings eve everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?

Nope it means "free" in french, im a

Sagittarius.

What about you when did your stars come into line?"

I'm a Libra.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do cats have different accents? "

Yes

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Do cats have different accents? "

It’s universal, bloody annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli in your Gremlins t-shirt.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Goood mornings eve everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?

Nope it means "free" in french, im a

Sagittarius.

What about you when did your stars come into line?

I'm a Libra."

Am I too early or too late to say Happy Birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?

I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still

deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet

Get yourself round to Ace's.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?

I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still

deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet

Get yourself round to Ace's."
on way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening. Back to work for me tonight.x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. That holiday didn't half go quickly. x

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill?"
climbed one , does that count?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos?

I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim.

I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!!

It was jolly nice, ButteryLemonCream

. We have some left.....

Come and cha cha slide your bum over here and get some warm, gooey liquid down your throat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?"

No. It'll be positively tropical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?

No. It'll be positively tropical

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?

No. It'll be positively tropical

You'll be fine in a pair of budgie smugglers

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?"

Not as chilly as you think it will be but it won’t be warm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a mundane Monday. How was it for you?

Really quiet for me, got out for a short period after the torrential rain stopped."

I've officially declared today the start of official autumn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody.

Sending good vibes to you all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos?

I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim.

I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!!

Thanks for saving me a disappointing Rolo.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you wish you had apple crumble?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?

No. It'll be positively tropical

You'll be fine in a pair of budgie smugglers

That's animal cruelty that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Mr Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. Merry Monday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?"

You don't have much to shrink Blooms so I wouldn't worry too much!

And Good Evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

Hello Appletree

Jim's also gone for a whizz

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jim

Late night Fabbers... evening all

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?

I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still

deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet

Get yourself round to Ace's."

What is Ace's ?i never heard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

poo face"

It was a wee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

poo face

It was a wee."

I hope that it's not news if you do a sit down poo, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with

If I could gif, I'd gif a fast typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so?

Risky asking something like that on the forum

It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man

i had broccoli cheese and rice with chicken"

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

Hello Appletree

Jim's also gone for a whizz

I'll be on the toilet all night the amount of tea I've drank today! "

Stood up? Or sat down?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with

If I could gif, I'd gif a fast typing

I'll send you a gif, Jim

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Howdy ya'll

Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan

sounds doable, long and slow, meee- oow"

You're not supposed to tread on his paws though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Poppy power!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?

You don't have much to shrink Blooms so I wouldn't worry too much!

And Good Evening everyone

Evening Dreamy. That's one less postcard to send, then.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan

sounds doable, long and slow, meee- oow

You're not supposed to tread on his paws though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

poo face

It was a wee."

You said that last time and you took long then aswell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do cats have different accents? "

There's a cat in Derby with a Texan accent. I think it's because it drinks iced tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goood mornings eve everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?

Nope it means "free" in french, im a

Sagittarius.

What about you when did your stars come into line?

I'm a Libra.

Am I too early or too late to say Happy Birthday?

You're a month early.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

Slightly warmer is warmer.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Do cats have different accents?

There's a cat in Derby with a Texan accent. I think it's because it drinks iced tea. "
must be a southern kitty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's a party at Ace's tonight. Ace, what's for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count?"

That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you climbed a windmill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's"

I'd love to see aurora's.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

Slightly warmer is warmer."

I would need a lot of widdle on me to warm me up*

*not an invitation for pee offers thank you.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count?

That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill?"
to look out over the mesquite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How was your Monday? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goodnighting soon but first:

Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth.

The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

#BournemouthFactMash

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's

I'd love to see aurora's."
no jim not a woman's breasts think northern lights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

Slightly warmer is warmer.

I would need a lot of widdle on me to warm me up*

*not an invitation for pee offers thank you. "

Hands towling robe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?

You don't have much to shrink Blooms so I wouldn't worry too much!

And Good Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreamy Eyes. Do you like French fries?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Goodnighting soon but first:

Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth.

The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

#BournemouthFactMash"
its frankensteen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's

I'd love to see aurora's. no jim not a woman's breasts think northern lights"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jim

Late night Fabbers... evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily late in the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?

I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still

deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet

Get yourself round to Ace's.

What is Ace's ?i never heard!

Ace's is a Food and fun factory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

poo face

It was a wee.

I hope that it's not news if you do a sit down poo, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop.

Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with

If I could gif, I'd gif a fast typing

I'll send you a gif, Jim

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnighting soon but first:

Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth.

The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

#BournemouthFactMash its frankensteen"

I wondered if you were a fan Bill. I love Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Jiiiiiiiiimmmmerrrrrooooooooskiiiii!!

McBirthday greetings from Scotland

(we need a kilt emoji) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Goodnighting soon but first:

Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth.

The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

#BournemouthFactMash its frankensteen

I wondered if you were a fan Bill. I love Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder."
they do make me laugh outloud

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Have you climbed a windmill?"

Do I look like I've climbed a windmill?!

I like the Netherlands for other reasons!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

poo face

It was a wee.

You said that last time and you took long then aswell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Goodnighting soon but first:

Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth.

The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

#BournemouthFactMash"

FactMash time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do cats have different accents?

There's a cat in Derby with a Texan accent. I think it's because it drinks iced tea. must be a southern kitty"

Wears pajamas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodnighting soon but first:

Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth.

The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

#BournemouthFactMash"

Bloomin' marvellous. Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly.

I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer

Slightly warmer is warmer.

I would need a lot of widdle on me to warm me up*

*not an invitation for pee offers thank you. "

Pee tease.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA"
a tower of giraffe's

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Melons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How was your Monday? x"

Not bad ta. Yours?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Melons"

Lemons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count?

That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill? to look out over the mesquite"

Plants or the city?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jiiiiiiiiimmmmerrrrrooooooooskiiiii!!

McBirthday greetings from Scotland

(we need a kilt emoji) xx"

Good birthday eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jim

Late night Fabbers... evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily late in the night.

The red wine wouldn't drink itself but bedtime for some ...enjoy all

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"Goood mornings eve everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?

Nope it means "free" in french, im a

Sagittarius.

What about you when did your stars come into line?

I'm a Libra."

So it’s your birthday soon, or did we miss it already? Sadface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

(kilt)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

(skirt)

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Melons

Lemons?"
thats why watermelons got married, they couldn't cant a lope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you climbed a windmill?

Do I look like I've climbed a windmill?!

I like the Netherlands for other reasons!! "

The Neverlands, I'm not falling for that. There's no such place.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count?

That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill? to look out over the mesquite

Plants or the city? "
trees bushes, during green-up can't see through them

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Have you climbed a windmill?

Do I look like I've climbed a windmill?!

I like the Netherlands for other reasons!!

The Neverlands, I'm not falling for that. There's no such place."

Second star to the right and straight on till morning

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"(kilt)"

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA a tower of giraffe's"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVez5B0vo8

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Melons"

Twist 'em. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How was your Monday? x

Not bad ta. Yours?"

It was alright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Melons

Lemons?"

I had Lemon's last disappointing Rolo.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Cowboys kick-off in about 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goood mornings eve everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?

Nope it means "free" in french, im a

Sagittarius.

What about you when did your stars come into line?

I'm a Libra.

So it’s your birthday soon, or did we miss it already? Sadface"

Next month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiBBW. Happy Monday! Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Melons

Lemons?

I had Lemon's last disappointing Rolo.

Did you imbibe her chocolatey goodness, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Melons

Lemons? thats why watermelons got married, they couldn't cant a lope"

Watermelons, cantaloupes, I'll fuck them all.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

This Thread Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And it ain't me who's gonna leave

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yassy wants a threesome with LeoBlooms and Bahuma

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's everybody gone?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you gonna post a new thread?

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