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over a year ago
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In light of the current crisis involving us, I’m thinking of offering a free can of petrol with every meet - which got me thinking, what incentive would absolutely have you in the sheets within a heartbeat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The promise of mutual pleasure
I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!
Nooo. 
Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream
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Have a good dipping utensil  |
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"The promise of mutual pleasure
I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!
Nooo.
Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream
Have a good dipping utensil "
Lol I'm sure you do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In light of the current crisis involving us, I’m thinking of offering a free can of petrol with every meet - which got me thinking, what incentive would absolutely have you in the sheets within a heartbeat?"
I’m a cheap date. Wine. Cocktails. |
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"The promise of mutual pleasure
I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!
Nooo.
Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream
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Oh be-have woman. I had to Google unctuous to see if it was a typo or a real word  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In light of the current crisis involving us, I’m thinking of offering a free can of petrol with every meet - which got me thinking, what incentive would absolutely have you in the sheets within a heartbeat?
I’m a cheap date. Wine. Cocktails. "
Sex on the beach coming up |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Coffee and conversation.
It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.
Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.
Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward. |
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"The promise of mutual pleasure
I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!
If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs!  "
Who establishes the cost of what is lost ? |
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"The promise of mutual pleasure
I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!
If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs!
Who establishes the cost of what is lost ?"
its a fair point, and in the small print there is some clauses on non-tangibles such as lost time and missed opportunities... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Coffee and conversation.
It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.
Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.
Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward."
Coffee and conversation is always a winner. And personally, I always find a woman who doesn’t promise anything to be the one that’ll instantly get me between the sheets.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The promise of mutual pleasure
I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!
If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs!
Who establishes the cost of what is lost ?
its a fair point, and in the small print there is some clauses on non-tangibles such as lost time and missed opportunities... "
T&c’s always a nightmare |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Coffee and conversation.
It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.
Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.
Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward.
Coffee and conversation is always a winner. And personally, I always find a woman who doesn’t promise anything to be the one that’ll instantly get me between the sheets. "
Well, I'm not promising that....
Or expecting it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee and conversation.
It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.
Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.
Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward.
Coffee and conversation is always a winner. And personally, I always find a woman who doesn’t promise anything to be the one that’ll instantly get me between the sheets.
Well, I'm not promising that....
Or expecting it "
It’d be implied in that cheeky smile of yours x |
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