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"You can literally price this.
Average full tank is what? 50-70 quid depending on vehicle size?
Setting the bar pretty low there if you think full sex is worth 50-70 "
But a bottle of water is worth more in the desert than in rainy old England. Not sure how much some people would pay now  |
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By *uv2kiss OP Man
over a year ago
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"You can literally price this.
Average full tank is what? 50-70 quid depending on vehicle size?
Setting the bar pretty low there if you think full sex is worth 50-70 "
Full sex is free on fab ( allegedly lol ) |
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Let's get this right! It's an important issue.....
Why is it always assumed that a blow job is of lesser value than vag sex ?
I will give vag sex to completion for 10 litres but a blow job is going to cost a full 40 litre tank and a 10 litre Gerry!
A hand job as above minus the full tank and a dildo up YOUR arse is half a tank if it stays up there or a full tank if I have to pull it out.
End of..... Queue here please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?
I can barely muster a teaspoonful 
You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you."
I've sadly only got £299.90 |
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"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?
I can barely muster a teaspoonful
You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.
I've sadly only got £299.90 "
Okay. That and syphoned mug from your neighbours 4 x 4 and it's a deal. |
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"Let's get this right! It's an important issue.....
Why is it always assumed that a blow job is of lesser value than vag sex ?
I will give vag sex to completion for 10 litres but a blow job is going to cost a full 40 litre tank and a 10 litre Gerry!
A hand job as above minus the full tank and a dildo up YOUR arse is half a tank if it stays up there or a full tank if I have to pull it out.
End of..... Queue here please"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?
I can barely muster a teaspoonful
You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.
I've sadly only got £299.90
Okay. That and syphoned mug from your neighbours 4 x 4 and it's a deal. "
I've put it in my "World's Best Lover" mug. |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
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Today, thousands of fuel tanker drivers turned up for work as usual. The same number of drivers that worked all last week, the week before that, the week before that and the week before that.... Etc etc. Stop listening to news. |
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By *uv2kiss OP Man
over a year ago
fenland |
"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?
I can barely muster a teaspoonful
You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.
I've sadly only got £299.90
Okay. That and syphoned mug from your neighbours 4 x 4 and it's a deal. "
I have joined the queue, nowhere near the front but Boris has bought in the army now.
All our problems are solved  |
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