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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is "
Can we stop posting on the same threads. The lampposts are soaked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is
Can we stop posting on the same threads. The lampposts are soaked. "
Well, we cum at the same time, so I thought we had to do everything else in unison?! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is "
Can I just respectfully point out that I’ve been posting daily puns for over a year. Obviously it doesn’t count because I don’t have breasts though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is
Can we stop posting on the same threads. The lampposts are soaked.
Well, we cum at the same time, so I thought we had to do everything else in unison?! "
Can I come to the hen and the stag do please ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dad comes out of the shower and his little girl sees him naked and points to his cock and says what's that dad and he says embarrassing way oh that's my little birdie darling and she says its got some pair of balls on it hasn't it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got banned from Tesco's petrol station this afternoon because I was playing 'The Who' too loud. I complained to the manager, but it looks like I won't get fueled again |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." |
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