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Scenario for women in a relationship or marriage

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Ladies you're on your way to work and on your front door you receive this note. What are you doing?

"Over heard your argument with your other half last night, you should really treat him better before a woman like me comes along and catches his eye. You better keep him close. A tall sexy handsome man like him, I'd love him to fuck this pussy raw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My reply..

'Bitch please, we was arguing about his results from the clinic.. only thing you'll be catching is crabs'

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

If I had a hubby lol! I would bin it without another thought! X

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

"My reply..

'Bitch please, we was arguing about his results from the clinic.. only thing you'll be catching is crabs'"

Hahaha you tell her straight lol. Love the response

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Show my husband, have a good laugh and and send this response.

"Honey, if someone like you imagines they would interest a man like him or compete with me, bring it on"

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Hahaha loving the responses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore it. I've no time for women who think they can have what they want when they want it.

I don't have time for drama.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My reply..

'Bitch please, we was arguing about his results from the clinic.. only thing you'll be catching is crabs'"

Love this.

My reply would be

He didn't think vicar's wives had sex or he would have had you already. He's had the rest of your prayer group.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My reply would be

"You can have a shot at it, my little love.... but he isn't into little ugly pensioners!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My reply..

'Bitch please, we was arguing about his results from the clinic.. only thing you'll be catching is crabs'"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd reply... Gimme half an hour, I'll pack his bags and sort him a sammich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd reply.

Thanks, but the other Hermes drivers usually just leave a note to say where they've put the parcel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You only want to catch his eye because you've caught everything else already, the local bike isn't really his style.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Good luck catching his eye, he’s blind

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Reviewed the cctv. He said he'll pass thanks.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"I'd reply.

Thanks, but the other Hermes drivers usually just leave a note to say where they've put the parcel.

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Happens all the time to me,

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Hahaha

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

She'd laugh her flipping head off and ask why I wrote it - we never argue

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