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Describe yourself and what your looking for.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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from what I can see it’s getting harder to get people to want to meet because of time wasters so I thought this might help
we need both looking for the same thing. Bit of fun, when we can. Prepared to travel
Sucker for a nice ass & a bit of banter
Regulars or one off that’s your call
Whatever you wanna know or see just let me know, I will attach more photos let me know
Females,cougars,hotwifes HELLOOO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm midnight.. I'm delicious, delectable and perverted... I'm looking for Trouble  "
I'm Jack. I'm a mixologist. I mix pain with pleasure, restraint with freedom, silence with screams of orgasms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time wasters is just a subjective view point of others. Often simply people who say no. People need understand the whole of FAB and its ecosystem rather than the bit that individuals are interested in. Time Wasters is simply a cop out excuse asvto why cant get laid 
To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time wasters is just a subjective view point of others. Often simply people who say no. People need understand the whole of FAB and its ecosystem rather than the bit that individuals are interested in. Time Wasters is simply a cop out excuse asvto why cant get laid
To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so. "
A no-show to an agreed date is definitely a time waster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like a local man to be at my beck and call, sexually.
Is that too much to ask?!"
Not too much at all, your profile is amazing. Im in South Wales too but apparently 70 miles from you ?
I do however have a very reliable car and a willingness to meet you |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
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Hello I am shag and I am looking for someone regular for hot sex and on the weekend we would cuddle up on the sofa to watch a movie and munching on some haribos. I also want to go out with you on walks, holding hands and kissing and go and take a coffee sometimes too. I wonder who it will be with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm midnight.. I'm delicious, delectable and perverted... I'm looking for Trouble
I'm Jack. I'm a mixologist. I mix pain with pleasure, restraint with freedom, silence with screams of orgasms."
Oh my |
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Hi I’m sausage and I’ve been sober for….oh wait, wrong group!!!
Hi! I’m sausage. I like candlelit dinners and walks in the park…..oops! Wrong site!
Hi!!! I’m still sausage, I like pussy, I love to make women cum, and I my inbox is always open for anyone asking for advice on clubs. I don’t like to big myself up but I always tell people to read my veris. The one thing I always ask is that people leave me an honest veri and put effort into it. That way, I believe you get to see the real me.
Hope that helps. Looking forward to the delude of messages  |
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"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol"
Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?
P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im Mr , looking for a woman/couple to have NS fun with . Kinkier the better and not much il say no to with the right people . Can travel . In shape , WE , like a laugh and banter . Heels make me weak .
Did i really juat waste my time writing that ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time wasters is just a subjective view point of others. Often simply people who say no. People need understand the whole of FAB and its ecosystem rather than the bit that individuals are interested in. Time Wasters is simply a cop out excuse asvto why cant get laid
To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so. "
I beg to differ. My timewasters arrange to meet and don't turn up or cancel right before a meet so I cannot make plans with anyone else for that time- therefore my time has been wasted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well upholstered tattooed lady looking for a pale, skinny tattooed ginger boys with mummy issues that live locally for those "I need some stress free dick" emergencies.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol
Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?
P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part "
Ooooo someone actually read it! |
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Hi, I’m a cheeky sarcastic twat who’s looking for someone with amazing skills in the kitchen. Bent over the oven or kitchen kitchen table would be ideal. Tea making and cake baking skills a bonus. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol
Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?
P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part
Ooooo someone actually read it! "
I’ve read yours, it’s why I don’t contact you!  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…
Do they match?
Nope! I’ve not worn matching socks in 30 years! "
Shocking! 
I used to wear odd socks until one day I was wearing one that said Sunday on and the other Thursday and I crashed my car writing it off.
It was clearly the socks fault as I’ve never had a problem since. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d like to meet a fairly petite bundle of filth with a nice arse.
First encounter would be hard sex from behind with face masks on (COVID safe!).
After that, we’d look to bring other men and women into the equation. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…
Do they match?
Nope! I’ve not worn matching socks in 30 years!
Shocking!
I used to wear odd socks until one day I was wearing one that said Sunday on and the other Thursday and I crashed my car writing it off.
It was clearly the socks fault as I’ve never had a problem since."
I can see exactly how those two things are connected |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol
Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?
P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part
Ooooo someone actually read it!
I’ve read yours, it’s why I don’t contact you! "
Ouch |
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"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol
Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?
P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part
Ooooo someone actually read it!
I’ve read yours, it’s why I don’t contact you!
Ouch "
It’s ok. You at least gave us permission to wank over your videos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me: (1) Old. (2) Strange sense of humour. (3) Likes to fuck. (4) Understand how a 4-stroke engine works.
Looking for: (1) Not as old. (2) Gets satire and sarcasm. (3) Likes to fuck. (4) Couldn't give a toss about a 4-stroke engine due to (3) |
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"I'm PW, a short female. Playful, cheeky, flirty with a kinky side.
I'm looking for 3 specific things
But most stop talking after seeing my face pic. "
Haha I think I’d continue talking to you after seeing your face pic  |
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