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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Went to the Chinese Massage an hour ago. First visit to see if any extras. Feeling disappointed as she stroked my cock & balls but only Hand Job offered. No matter how much money she said no Oral.
So I left.
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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why would you visit a massage place, when you can easily get all you want from a escort site including chinese or what ever type you want probably the same as what you just paid 60 for half hour. |
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"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.
Dammit.... we could have done a deal  "
I still have a few left if you are interested?
Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ?? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.
Dammit.... we could have done a deal
I still have a few left if you are interested?
Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??"
But I'm nekkid  |
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"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.
Dammit.... we could have done a deal
I still have a few left if you are interested?
Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??
But I'm nekkid "
Already??
I had no idea I had that effect on you!
One mention of my chicken balls and I can remove knickers from miles away...a skill I didn't know I possessed |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.
Dammit.... we could have done a deal
I still have a few left if you are interested?
Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??
But I'm nekkid
Already??
I had no idea I had that effect on you!
One mention of my chicken balls and I can remove knickers from miles away...a skill I didn't know I possessed"
You're that good. Also not that far away really..... |
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Is a Chinese massage really so different? I went down Martha’s Millennium Massage this morning and she said “dear god DD you are wound up tighter than a catholic prep school”
And so I said to her “any chance of a happy ending? I stubbed me toe this morning and I’ve been fair rum since”
She looked at me with that time worn expression of all women that are being guiltied into a knob job and said
“Tell you what DD you get me a 24 pack of velvet touch Andrex and a full tank of red diesel and I’ll blow you like a birthday cake”
In the end I went home mildly miffed and contemplating the economy of the 21st century. Poor Henry the vacuum felt like a 7 stone fresh faced inmate doing his first porridge and I’ve been on the phone to technical services about removing “gunk” from he filter ever since.
In the end, you pay for what you get. |
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"Is a Chinese massage really so different? I went down Martha’s Millennium Massage this morning and she said “dear god DD you are wound up tighter than a catholic prep school”
And so I said to her “any chance of a happy ending? I stubbed me toe this morning and I’ve been fair rum since”
She looked at me with that time worn expression of all women that are being guiltied into a knob job and said
“Tell you what DD you get me a 24 pack of velvet touch Andrex and a full tank of red diesel and I’ll blow you like a birthday cake”
In the end I went home mildly miffed and contemplating the economy of the 21st century. Poor Henry the vacuum felt like a 7 stone fresh faced inmate doing his first porridge and I’ve been on the phone to technical services about removing “gunk” from he filter ever since.
In the end, you pay for what you get. "
The genius of this comment has been horribly overlooked  |
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