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"Tell him walking and licking at same time not possible..... Surely you'd just knee him in the face and knock his teeth out... "
I just found it funny. Not sure what anyone would get out of licking my nobbly knees lol |
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over a year ago
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"I knew a guy who got off on balloons.. As in normal birthday balloons.. ... I mean wtaf... 
It's more common than you think - at least they ain't hurting anyone "
They are called looners |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my arsehole! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?"
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my arsehole! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
No"
That's right Yas, what if others would laugh at us for our kinks?You rock! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my arsehole! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
No
That's right Yas, what if others would laugh at us for our kinks?You rock!"
_asmeen to you |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?"
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on."
Adam ant??? |
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"The OP is my fella
Husband 
Yes x
XOX
Clean your knees x
Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx
No hun il just suck your dick
Won't be needing the chocolate then
Nope xx"
Excellent, think of the calories we'll be saving xx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The OP is my fella
Husband
Yes x
XOX
Clean your knees x
Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx
No hun il just suck your dick
Won't be needing the chocolate then
Nope xx
Excellent, think of the calories we'll be saving xx "
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???"
If it was, the years haven't been kind.
I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable?  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
If it was, the years haven't been kind.
I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable? "
Yeah |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
If it was, the years haven't been kind.
I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable?
Yeah"
I sometimes regret not asking for his number.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
If it was, the years haven't been kind.
I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable?
Yeah
I sometimes regret not asking for his number...."
You should have |
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"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???"
No but he was serious.  |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious. "
It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious.
It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online."
Iv had worse |
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"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious. "
*sniggers* |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious.
*sniggers*"
behave you xx |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious.
It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.
Iv had worse"
Such as? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious.
It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.
Iv had worse
Such as?"
Not saying |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.
Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?
I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.
Adam ant???
No but he was serious.
It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.
Iv had worse
Such as?
Not saying "
Whatever. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious 
How old was his Da? lol
Well he was 20...so probably early 40s
Still a bit weird way of father son bonding lol xx "
I think that one wins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious
How do you know he was serious x"
He gave me his address & told me we're ready now...wtf 
You know sometimes when you just know they're serious...an incline. I did tell him that's bordering on the I-Word...I never heard anything after that...
XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a wierd message today from a bloke offering to pay me to chop his cock off! He said it would only take half an hour! "
Really...
Just a way of getting your attention & letting you know how girthy he is...ha... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious
How do you know he was serious x
He gave me his address & told me we're ready now...wtf
You know sometimes when you just know they're serious...an incline. I did tell him that's bordering on the I-Word...I never heard anything after that...
XX"
X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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- the guy who wants to shower me in gifts cos that turns him on
- the other guy who asked me to take a dump on his face (like ewwww. Why are people weird?!)
- the other other guy who gets turned on by calling me mummy and wanting to be treated like a baby
-the many guys offering payments to have an evening with me
I could go on, wish some of these were funny.. they ain’t  |
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