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Upside down pineapples ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen quite a few people talk about using this and other symbols as stickers etc. on their vehicles to indicate their status.
I don't think I'd ever notice it myself though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've seen quite a few people talk about using this and other symbols as stickers etc. on their vehicles to indicate their status.
I don't think I'd ever notice it myself though!"
Well just approach with caution if the next time youre camping and see a flamingo or pineapple lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol 
She is being very naughty and teasing you  "
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol  |
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol "
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing. "
Im still lost about the grass thing im sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We actually had pampas grass outside of a house we rented a few years ago!
Nobody ever called though and I'm doubtful that the owners were swingers, but you never know!... |
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing.
Im still lost about the grass thing im sorry "
Older generations were often convinced that having pampas grass in your front garden was a sign that swingers lived there. |
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing.
Im still lost about the grass thing im sorry "
(Piched from Google) Pampas grass in your front garden is actually a calling card for swinging. ... In all honesty, it was news to some of the more sheltered of us here in JOE that planting the tall grass in your front garden was actually a 'swingers calling card'. Neither did poor Mariella Frostrup, the BBC journalist. |
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"Is it true the international sign for swingers is an upside down pineapple or is it some made up nonsense ive seen on tik tok lol"
Everyone knows it's not an upside down pineapple. It has to be at an angle of 30 degrees, pointing to the left. Whatever you do, don't point it to the right! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We actually had pampas grass outside of a house we rented a few years ago!
Nobody ever called though and I'm doubtful that the owners were swingers, but you never know!..."
Oooh so pampas grass is an actual grass then ?! Surely only experienced gardeners who happen to be swingers would spot this lol |
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"Is it true the international sign for swingers is an upside down pineapple or is it some made up nonsense ive seen on tik tok lol
Everyone knows it's not an upside down pineapple. It has to be at an angle of 30 degrees, pointing to the left. Whatever you do, don't point it to the right!"
Brilliant!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it true the international sign for swingers is an upside down pineapple or is it some made up nonsense ive seen on tik tok lol
Everyone knows it's not an upside down pineapple. It has to be at an angle of 30 degrees, pointing to the left. Whatever you do, don't point it to the right!"
Oooh right. Good thing i carry my protractor with me then. Which way is left again ? |
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"We actually had pampas grass outside of a house we rented a few years ago!
Nobody ever called though and I'm doubtful that the owners were swingers, but you never know!...
Oooh so pampas grass is an actual grass then ?! Surely only experienced gardeners who happen to be swingers would spot this lol"
Worse is that people who aren't gardeners, mistake miscanthus grass for pampas grass. |
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing.
Im still lost about the grass thing im sorry
Older generations were often convinced that having pampas grass in your front garden was a sign that swingers lived there."
Yep that's why I knew about it and OP didn't lmao |
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"Is it true the international sign for swingers is an upside down pineapple or is it some made up nonsense ive seen on tik tok lol
Everyone knows it's not an upside down pineapple. It has to be at an angle of 30 degrees, pointing to the left. Whatever you do, don't point it to the right!
Oooh right. Good thing i carry my protractor with me then. Which way is left again ? "
The wedding ring hand. |
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing.
Im still lost about the grass thing im sorry
Older generations were often convinced that having pampas grass in your front garden was a sign that swingers lived there.
Yep that's why I knew about it and OP didn't lmao "
Older and wiser ?.......nope |
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"And swingers have pampas grass on there property/garden/bum crack
I dont know what that means lol
She is being very naughty and teasing you
Oooh ok lol im still young (ish) and naive . Il google it lol
Oh sweetie I do apologise, my awful sense of humor. But the grass is apparently a real thing.
Im still lost about the grass thing im sorry
Older generations were often convinced that having pampas grass in your front garden was a sign that swingers lived there.
Yep that's why I knew about it and OP didn't lmao
Older and wiser ?.......nope "
Definitely no! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right then . Tomorrow im going to purchase the haynes manual of gardening and clue myself up
I would just put up a neon sigh tbh. Like.we do at I'm as time.... ‘Fabbers stop here!’
I can see that working alot better and quicker than planting all that grass seed lol
*sign*"
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"Is it true the international sign for swingers is an upside down pineapple or is it some made up nonsense ive seen on tik tok lol"
You mean lole pampas grass in the front garden, black rings, ankle bracelets and car keys in the bowl?
It's as legit as you want it to be but dont surprised if you get into trouble trying it on in the fruit aisle of your local waitrose.
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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"It’s the fish sign on the back of the car. "
That would be interesting as it is the sign of when Jesus blessed the fish and fed the 1000s. Born again Christians - can you imagine going up to them and saying "Do You Swing" - probably say no but tbe vicar does |
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