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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

What is your tipple drink banter what's not to like

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m in a very happy mood at last. And I’ll have a porn star martini with a shot of Prosecco please

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By *TK421-Man  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Oh. Bottle of bud with a wisky chaser please bar keep....

It's been one of those days....

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I’m in a very happy mood at last. And I’ll have a porn star martini with a shot of Prosecco please "
yahoo Nora always a pleasure never a chore xx enjoy your weekend

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Oh. Bottle of bud with a wisky chaser please bar keep....

It's been one of those days....

"

As Dream sang things can only get better enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take bottle of jd no ice

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m in a very happy mood at last. And I’ll have a porn star martini with a shot of Prosecco please yahoo Nora always a pleasure never a chore xx enjoy your weekend "

Thankyou x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Take bottle of jd no ice "
a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later "

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later "

sing to her in your dulcet tones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later "

I want a lap dance! Nobody mentioned those!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill "

Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later

I want a lap dance! Nobody mentioned those!"

Nora they are on tap tip us the wink job sorted xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later

I want a lap dance! Nobody mentioned those!"

Wait till the buffet turns up ! Cake and sausage rolls nibbles

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later

I want a lap dance! Nobody mentioned those!

Wait till the buffet turns up ! Cake and sausage rolls nibbles "

Will there be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take bottle of jd no ice a bottle fun times and a whole lot of fun for you my friend enjoy . Prime candidate for karaoke later

Thank you sir but I’m in the back room getting a lap dance later

I want a lap dance! Nobody mentioned those!

Wait till the buffet turns up ! Cake and sausage rolls nibbles

Will there be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? "

Of course pineapple as well ! No music yet puts a quid in jukebox for you lost that loving feeling righteous brothers

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukebox

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukebox"

hi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to drown in 5 litres of vodka tonic …. Pronto

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By *TK421-Man  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Sorry is it karaoke tonight?

Another bud please.....

I've got a few songs I want to do...

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I need to drown in 5 litres of vodka tonic …. Pronto"
Good evening Kylie lovely to see you looking stunning just the five litres quiet drink. Been on the phone to jack he's on his way fun times ahead xx

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

I’d like a JD and cola please. It’s been a long week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bar keep

Where is the pool table !

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Sorry is it karaoke tonight?

Another bud please.....

I've got a few songs I want to do..."

no probs sweet what song should I prepare on the machine for you

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I’d like a JD and cola please. It’s been a long week."
hi my friend does it seem like more than seven days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ? "

Sounds good and thanks so we’re staying here then I take it so is it a bit off to toilet hanky panky then

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"I’d like a JD and cola please. It’s been a long week.hi my friend does it seem like more than seven days "

That’s exactly what it feels like.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bar keep

Where is the pool table ! "

in the cellar you should know by now what goes on in the cellar stays in the cellar

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukeboxhi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx"

If I’m singing you better get everyone in drink. It’s not for the faint hearted or sober.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ?

Sounds good and thanks so we’re staying here then I take it so is it a bit off to toilet hanky panky then "

no problem with that my loos would pass inspection choose your cubicle xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukeboxhi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx

If I’m singing you better get everyone in drink. It’s not for the faint hearted or sober."

I see you as an Adele xxx

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By *TK421-Man  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Sorry is it karaoke tonight?

Another bud please.....

I've got a few songs I want to do...no probs sweet what song should I prepare on the machine for you "

Mandy....Barry Manilow.

Just to warm up...

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Sorry is it karaoke tonight?

Another bud please.....

I've got a few songs I want to do...no probs sweet what song should I prepare on the machine for you

Mandy....Barry Manilow.

Just to warm up..."

yay a crowd pleaser you temptress xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ?

Sounds good and thanks so we’re staying here then I take it so is it a bit off to toilet hanky panky then no problem with that my loos would pass inspection choose your cubicle xxx "

Cubical you say I was thinking over the sink anyone that walks in have two choices ither join in and wait they turn or walk back out ha ha

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ?

Sounds good and thanks so we’re staying here then I take it so is it a bit off to toilet hanky panky then no problem with that my loos would pass inspection choose your cubicle xxx

Cubical you say I was thinking over the sink anyone that walks in have two choices ither join in and wait they turn or walk back out ha ha "

over the sink it is then you are the boss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A large long island iced tea please... actually make it two while your at it & one for yourself Paul oooooooooohhh & my fav tune blastin...X

I need it after the day I've had...

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukeboxhi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx

If I’m singing you better get everyone in drink. It’s not for the faint hearted or sober.I see you as an Adele xxx "

Bella Emberg

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A large long island iced tea please... actually make it two while your at it & one for yourself Paul oooooooooohhh & my fav tune blastin...X

I need it after the day I've had..."

Maria aqua Maria lovely to see you looking perfect as ever drink coming right up what tune are we blasting xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukeboxhi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx

If I’m singing you better get everyone in drink. It’s not for the faint hearted or sober.I see you as an Adele xxx

Bella Emberg

"

duet with aruss Abbott

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukeboxhi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx

If I’m singing you better get everyone in drink. It’s not for the faint hearted or sober.I see you as an Adele xxx

Bella Emberg

duet with aruss Abbott "

You askin’?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I’d love a lime and lemonade please!

I’ve also got a pound for the jukeboxhi my friend good to see you no need for a quid it's freexx but need your karaoke tune for later you are going solo xxx

If I’m singing you better get everyone in drink. It’s not for the faint hearted or sober.I see you as an Adele xxx

Bella Emberg

duet with aruss Abbott

You askin’?"

I'm asking xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ?

Sounds good and thanks so we’re staying here then I take it so is it a bit off to toilet hanky panky then no problem with that my loos would pass inspection choose your cubicle xxx

Cubical you say I was thinking over the sink anyone that walks in have two choices ither join in and wait they turn or walk back out ha ha over the sink it is then you are the boss "

Perfect lol

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I see we meet again this is become a regular thing ha ha

Triple jd and cola and sins it’s not or first time you know the drill Natalie the pleasure is always mine just a triple You are prime candidate later on Karaoke voice of an angel xxx ?

Sounds good and thanks so we’re staying here then I take it so is it a bit off to toilet hanky panky then no problem with that my loos would pass inspection choose your cubicle xxx

Cubical you say I was thinking over the sink anyone that walks in have two choices ither join in and wait they turn or walk back out ha ha over the sink it is then you are the boss

Perfect lol"

xx

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Pink gin and lemonade please with crushed ice and strawberries.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Pink gin and lemonade please with crushed ice and strawberries."
Lovely to see you Bluebell lovely name nice touch at the end with strawberries xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey there barkeep....

I'll take a Kraken and cherry Pepsi max please sir. No ice, no garnish, just naked in a tall glass please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large long island iced tea please... actually make it two while your at it & one for yourself Paul oooooooooohhh & my fav tune blastin...X

I need it after the day I've had...Maria aqua Maria lovely to see you looking perfect as ever drink coming right up what tune are we blasting xxx "

Gat Decor - Passion

Please & thank you...have the pole ready too

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Hey there barkeep....

I'll take a Kraken and cherry Pepsi max please sir. No ice, no garnish, just naked in a tall glass please."

Hi Posh happy weekends to you always a pleasure never a chore good week end planned xx ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A large long island iced tea please... actually make it two while your at it & one for yourself Paul oooooooooohhh & my fav tune blastin...X

I need it after the day I've had...Maria aqua Maria lovely to see you looking perfect as ever drink coming right up what tune are we blasting xxx

Gat Decor - Passion

Please & thank you...have the pole ready too "

excellent the pole is greased oh matron xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nora beat me at pool I’m sulking

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Nora beat me at pool I’m sulking "
what is the forfit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have to promise to be naughty

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Have to promise to be naughty "
live with that

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey there barkeep....

I'll take a Kraken and cherry Pepsi max please sir. No ice, no garnish, just naked in a tall glass please.Hi Posh happy weekends to you always a pleasure never a chore good week end planned xx ?"

Not currently good sir. I'm expecting a phone call tomorrow but apart from that it's all pretty depressing. And yourself?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Hey there barkeep....

I'll take a Kraken and cherry Pepsi max please sir. No ice, no garnish, just naked in a tall glass please.Hi Posh happy weekends to you always a pleasure never a chore good week end planned xx ?

Not currently good sir. I'm expecting a phone call tomorrow but apart from that it's all pretty depressing. And yourself?"

working in the morning early start 4am done. For 1 then off Sunday Monday see grandkids love it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Homeward bound

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Homeward bound "
cu soon straight home don't talk to any strangers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol to late on Rick astley hold me in you’re arms

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Lol to late on Rick astley hold me in you’re arms "
cu soon

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hey BarKeep... have you got a bottle of Prosecco on ice for me

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"

Hey BarKeep... have you got a bottle of Prosecco on ice for me "

it has been here for ages my friend happy weekends to you enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Killer mega zombie please landlord

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Killer mega zombie please landlord "
Hay Micky good to see you weekend begins have fun and make merry

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Hey BarKeep... have you got a bottle of Prosecco on ice for me it has been here for ages my friend happy weekends to you enjoy xxx "

Thank you ...You're the best ... sending love xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Killer mega zombie please landlord Hay Micky good to see you weekend begins have fun and make merry "

That's the plan mate you too

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Killer mega zombie please landlord Hay Micky good to see you weekend begins have fun and make merry

That's the plan mate you too "

work in the morning my friend early start 4am then off Sunday Monday will see grandkids Sunday love it

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Is bar closed

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