Just move back to pre Prince Albert.....
We never had Cards, Trees or Crackers before him ......
Fuck the trees I say. Fuck them. Just fucking leave them in the ground and hang your lights from next doors hanging basket. |
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Last year I bought an 3m high tree which was quite heavy; it was the only one left. The guy in the shop said "Are you going to put it up yourself?" I said "No, I thought to put it up in the lounge"  |
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"Last year I bought an 3m high tree which was quite heavy; it was the only one left. The guy in the shop said "Are you going to put it up yourself?" I said "No, I thought to put it up in the lounge" "
Maybe he thought you were a fairy ! |
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I knew this would happen so I stocked up last year. You’ll need superglue and a bit of spray paint to sort out the needles, but after that you’re golden. £100 a pop. Form an orderly queue. |
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I don't have room for a tree anyway so I don't care lol
