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over a year ago
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”! "
We have baths up north too. It's just a case of waiting for Dad, Mum and any elder brothers and/or sisters to sit in t'tin tub in front of t'fire and hoping t'waters still warm.
I like to wear my flat cap and look after t'whippets whilst waiting my turn. |
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”! "
Cos northerners don't wash!  |
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”! "
We don't wash up norf |
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!
We don't wash up norf "
Hoping one day we get running water |
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!
We don't wash up norf "
Splash some brut on be rate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!
We don't wash up norf
Splash some brut on be rate "
Giz a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!
We don't wash up norf
Splash some brut on be rate
Giz a bit "
Ey up 'od thi 'osses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!
We don't wash up norf
Splash some brut on be rate
Giz a bit
Ey up 'od thi 'osses "
Nah then dunt start wi all that, just gi it owwer ere cocker |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Thats it you have done it now, said the word.
Barm end of!
It's a bloody roll! "
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It's actually a bun |
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"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Thats it you have done it now, said the word.
Barm end of!
It's a bloody roll! :
It's actually a bun "
Stotties are the best but don't get them often here. |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Thats it you have done it now, said the word.
Barm end of!
It's a bloody roll! :
It's actually a bun
Stotties are the best but don't get them often here."
Agreed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Thats it you have done it now, said the word.
Barm end of!
It's a bloody roll! :
It's actually a bun
Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.
Agreed "
It’s a cob. Buns are what princess Leah has in her hair and rolls are what’s around my belly in the form of fat. |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Thats it you have done it now, said the word.
Barm end of!
It's a bloody roll! :
It's actually a bun
Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.
Agreed
It’s a cob. Buns are what princess Leah has in her hair and rolls are what’s around my belly in the form of fat. "
A cob is what corn grows on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.
Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!
We don't wash up norf
Splash some brut on be rate
Giz a bit
Ey up 'od thi 'osses
Nah then dunt start wi all that, just gi it owwer ere cocker "
Ay owts better than nowt you can av it luv |
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"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Thats it you have done it now, said the word.
Barm end of!
It's a bloody roll! :
It's actually a bun
Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.
Agreed
It’s a cob. Buns are what princess Leah has in her hair and rolls are what’s around my belly in the form of fat.
A cob is what corn grows on "
And that's how you start a riot.
With a roll. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.
Issa bap!
Breadcake morelike "
Well, I guess you would know...I've always called them baps here but I'm a furriner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want to try understanding Northern farmers. I'm from't North but they have their own dialect/language and I struggle sometimes."
Ahhye tis lass. One ask me to bring him a sheep i thought he said bugger |
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I'm slightly ashamed, that was really funny but it's also bad. 
I feel my cholesterol levels rising just mentioning it. 