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"Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha "Why?  | |||
"Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha "Let’s hear yours then? | |||
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"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " Bussy… you’re fucking ace  | |||
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"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " What..the...fuck! | |||
"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " Jeez. You win this thread, hands down. | |||
"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " You should write a book | |||
"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " No wonder you're still only bi-curious on profile. Sounds as if most attempts to get your mouth round some balls have proven fruitless. Well apart from the crying-sucking off incident obv! | |||
"I don't have a horror story of meets going wrong but I did have a dodgy chicken korma once. Ugh. Have that meat gone wrong tale instead."  | |||
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"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " 
I’m laughing because on so many levels I can relate | |||
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"I have my own true stories too but they're a little too upsetting to write at min...it involved a predator. 2 meets were also Cat-Fish...shock horror is all I say..." I'm really sorry to hear that  | |||
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"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at Bussy… you’re fucking ace "I got a knife waved in my face and I nearly wasn’t allowed to leave the house. And kids running around the house and the ppl we met said oh don’t worry about them they won’t look. | |||
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"I don’t have much horror story’s So to speak Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate Agreed to do a car meet with a guy He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on " What a Dick-Head omg... | |||
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"I don’t have much horror story’s So to speak Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate Agreed to do a car meet with a guy He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on What a Dick-Head omg... "Definitely was a dick movie to say the least | |||
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"This would have been a weird meet but we didn't give it the chance to go wrong. On holiday in Greece, got messaged by the F of another couple, they seemed desperate to hook up. We had brought our 21yo son on holiday as he'd had a rough few months and needed a break. Despite him being able to look after himself we didn't think it fair to leave him alone and also didn't want to have to explain why we didn't want his company for an evening. When we explained this to the other couple, she replied to bring him with us, her exact words being "Our 16yo daughter is gagging for cock" "I suspect it probably wasn't the woman of the couple messaging you | |||
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"Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know. " Very rude! I've been on socials and from word go think oops not for me but I've sat out one drink and then when I've thought it reasonable amount of time left x | |||
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"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " That's quite a list! | |||
"Had one meet I arrived at the coffee shop saw him stood outside and very nearly turned round! But thought no that b cruel so in we went! Got sat with coffee he first moaned loudly about a baby crying then a man came sat on table next to ours he said in a loud voice why sit there there are other tables around! I was thinking god how long can I sit here? But the next thing came out his mouth was transphobic! That did it having a transgender daughter which I told him Which swiftly bought the meet to an end at which point the whole cafe were being entertained he shouted after me I can get any woman I want! I just walked on and never looked back x "Oh the 'it would be cruel not to' been there! it's not a nice place to be for anyone. He though sounds just bloody awful! | |||
"I don’t have much horror story’s So to speak Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate Agreed to do a car meet with a guy He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on " Some people are fucking arseholes! | |||
"Had one meet I arrived at the coffee shop saw him stood outside and very nearly turned round! But thought no that b cruel so in we went! Got sat with coffee he first moaned loudly about a baby crying then a man came sat on table next to ours he said in a loud voice why sit there there are other tables around! I was thinking god how long can I sit here? But the next thing came out his mouth was transphobic! That did it having a transgender daughter which I told him Which swiftly bought the meet to an end at which point the whole cafe were being entertained he shouted after me I can get any woman I want! I just walked on and never looked back x "Yikes to that | |||
"I’ve mentioned my worst experience before I think - nearly broke me. Fairly new to fab, I was pleasantly surprised to get a message from a girl who was very keen to meet me - and that’s very VERY keen! We chatted back and forth, about our likes and dislikes and found we were very similar. We made arrangements, she would be coming to mine… the day arrived, I had cleared my diary, she was driving 45 miles or so. We were exchanging dirty messages - the sexual tension was high… I saw her arrive, get out the car and come to the front door which I opened for her with a smile. Hers froze. “Oh. My god. Um, sorry you aren’t my type.” She got back in her car and drove away. Obviously we had forgotten to exchange a face pic, but Jesus Christ, that was a soul destroying experience!! " We can't be for everyone but I can imagine how that would sting x | |||
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"I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time) I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink. 2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least! Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours. "  Did you manage to get away? | |||
"I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site , Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left , I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch " Jeez that really is a horror story. I hope whoever hit you, gets 'theirs'! | |||
"I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site , Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left , I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch Jeez that really is a horror story. I hope whoever hit you, gets 'theirs'!" It happened a few times apparently,a homophobic | |||
"I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time) I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink. 2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least! Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours. Did you manage to get away? "Not before violently being sick! | |||
"I don’t have much horror story’s So to speak Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate Agreed to do a car meet with a guy He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on Some people are fucking arseholes!" Thay definitely are that | |||
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"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me! Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days "Omg! x | |||
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"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me! Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days " | |||
"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me! Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days "OMG | |||
Lots of good reasons to have at least one social first. Stay safe everyone. | |||
I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”
He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”
He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”
So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight
Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.
Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”
She says “No pull it out!”
ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM
WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan
And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing”  | |||
"I think the new emoji could have been created for this thread.
Lots of good reasons to have at least one social first. Stay safe everyone."I haven’t got that imoji | |||
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"Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know. Very rude! I've been on socials and from word go think oops not for me but I've sat out one drink and then when I've thought it reasonable amount of time left x" Having had many online dates before I got married, on the first physical meet I always told the lady first impressions if you dont like what you see im comfortable if you want to leave before committing to a drink. Never happened but id rather not waste anyone's time. | |||
"Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know. Very rude! I've been on socials and from word go think oops not for me but I've sat out one drink and then when I've thought it reasonable amount of time left x" Not enough time on this earth for that kinda stuff Plus, I could tell we weren’t gonna get on. Why waste both our time | |||
"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me! Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days "Omg | |||
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"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend. I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car
I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”
He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”
He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”
So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight
Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.
Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”
She says “No pull it out!”
ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM
WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan
And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing” "....bloody hell | |||
"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend. I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car
I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”
He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”
He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”
So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight
Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.
Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”
She says “No pull it out!”
ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM
WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan
And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing” "Ruuun! | |||
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"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend. I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car
I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”
He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”
He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”
So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight
Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.
Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”
She says “No pull it out!”
ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM
WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan
And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing”
....bloody hell"Yeah it was erm certainly a different weekend | |||
"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend. I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car
I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”
He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”
He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”
So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight
Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.
Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”
She says “No pull it out!”
ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM
WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan
And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing”
Ruuun!"In hindsight | |||
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"Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha
Why? "Why not? | |||
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"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off... I used to laugh at these things Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at " OMG LOL I shouldnt i know but this really made me laugh wow !! | |||
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"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me! Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days "And we have a winner....Holy shit! | |||
"I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site , Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left , I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch " JFC, you could have been killed! | |||
"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me! Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days "That must have been terrifying! | |||
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"Thankfully I never had some of the horror stories above happen to me. Just the usual “pictures are being at least 10 years old” thing. Though, I’m always so fucking polite (I really hate this about me) and stay for a drink…which is actually an improvement for me. I remember being in my early 20s and sleeping with guys I met, just not to let them down or anger them after a meet even though I really didn’t like them. Ugh "Oh you're not the only one I'm still being too damn polite in my 50s. It's really difficult to get past that barrier. And it can be a genuine fear of their anger. | |||
"Reading through this lot and thinking that I seem to have been lucky. Then hit by the sudden worry, gods, hope I've never been somebody elses nightmare and not even realised it! "I did meet a 'gorgeous' Frenchman once. A slim sophisticated cigarette smoking man of mystery. Who was - in reality - a fat troubled soul in a chunky knit cardigan. The nordic pattern and huge brown buttons were the only bonus. I will never forget the smell his feet left on my sheets. I've never wanted to vomit so much in all my days. I offered him a lift home to get rid of him quickly and almost shat my french knickers as he held his head in his hands and - seriously - told me of how he has conversations with Jesus ..... I trust he didn't whisper to Jesus what he whispered to me ..... He was good to look at but not as expected from his pic, which must have been of him a decade earlier enjoying the cafe life. I prayed that 'Jesus' wouldn't tell him to kill the 'slut' as she drove him home....... Meh .... I recall it fondly. Cept the sheet wash ..... stinky batard! | |||
"Reading through this lot and thinking that I seem to have been lucky. Then hit by the sudden worry, gods, hope I've never been somebody elses nightmare and not even realised it!
I did meet a 'gorgeous' Frenchman once. A slim sophisticated cigarette smoking man of mystery. Who was - in reality - a fat troubled soul in a chunky knit cardigan. The nordic pattern and huge brown buttons were the only bonus. I will never forget the smell his feet left on my sheets. I've never wanted to vomit so much in all my days. I offered him a lift home to get rid of him quickly and almost shat my french knickers as he held his head in his hands and - seriously - told me of how he has conversations with Jesus ..... I trust he didn't whisper to Jesus what he whispered to me ..... He was good to look at but not as expected from his pic, which must have been of him a decade earlier enjoying the cafe life. I prayed that 'Jesus' wouldn't tell him to kill the 'slut' as she drove him home.......
Meh .... I recall it fondly. Cept the sheet wash ..... stinky batard!"Hoping that nobody will think, being as her reply was to my post, that I was Granny's mysterious french person I deny that I have ever owned a cardigan with big brown buttons, and I certainly wash my feet at least once a month! | |||
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I got over my nerves .
Anyway she turned up in the passenger side of a little red pick up van with a guy that kissed her as she got out?
He drove away, I opened the front door and she nearly fell in, She was so d*unk and stunk of strong wine, She walked straight in and then fell over my table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing and asked her the obvious question(are you d*unk) she said NO! And started laughing again.
She then asked where my bathroom was and ran off to the toilet and I could here her being sick.
She came back into the room sat next to me and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I WE ONLY HAVE A HOUR.
I said no sorry your too d*unk and you have just been sick. She then tried to hug me and kiss me so I moved away as I'm not into sick breath chunky kisses.
She then stormed off again into the toilet and I could hear her on the phone really loudly saying-Hes not going to do anything can you come back and pick me up now i love you.
She then sat in there for about 5 min so I asked if she was ok and she told me to go away.
Then the guy pulled up outside and her phone rang. She stormed out the bathroom and shouted that I was a fucking time waiting virgin. SoI started laughing and she got more angry and shouted fuck off then stormed out slamming my front door behind her.
I couldn't believe what had just happened, I sat just here laughing. I was slightly gutted she was d*unk and lied about being single and we didn't have fun but still I gained a experience that I still laugh about now.
So not technically a bad meet but a very bizarre one
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"I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time) I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink. 2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least! Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours. Did you manage to get away?
Not before violently being sick!"Hope you were sick on their floor! Glad you got away without being asleep (can't type the unc- word) | |||
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"A guy said his was single and could accommodate Went to his. As soon as I was in the door I thought he don’t live hear alone maybe house share of something. Then he says. Can we be quick. The wife will be home soon. I left ….. " Online dating site, met this really hot woman, we decide to go out for a coffee. Am sitting in Costa's with her and she suddenly goes "Oh shit! That's my husband over there!" Never saw her again. | |||
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"I recall one of my meets, not long after I'd joined fab, that had a long lasting effect on me. I'd met this chap for a social and we got on really well. The following week I went to his house and he assured me there was nobody else in. However it was a shared house, so we didn't have much time before the other lads came back. Initially I was worried it was a set up, but his room door was locked and so we got undressed and jumped into bed. I'd placed a towel underneath us. He started asking if I'd ever had a threesone, whilst playing with my clit and fingering me. I started squirting and was really turned on, but the guy leapt back 6 foot and yelled at me angrily, saying I'd spoilt things and should have warned him that I was going to do that! Explaining that it didn't often happen and he had caused it, didn't go down well. I got dressed and was ushered out the door with him muttering disgusting comments. "Squirting can be a bit disconcerting the first time | |||
"I recall one of my meets, not long after I'd joined fab, that had a long lasting effect on me. I'd met this chap for a social and we got on really well. The following week I went to his house and he assured me there was nobody else in. However it was a shared house, so we didn't have much time before the other lads came back. Initially I was worried it was a set up, but his room door was locked and so we got undressed and jumped into bed. I'd placed a towel underneath us. He started asking if I'd ever had a threesone, whilst playing with my clit and fingering me. I started squirting and was really turned on, but the guy leapt back 6 foot and yelled at me angrily, saying I'd spoilt things and should have warned him that I was going to do that! Explaining that it didn't often happen and he had caused it, didn't go down well. I got dressed and was ushered out the door with him muttering disgusting comments. "Ohh my goodness! X | |||
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"I don’t have much horror story’s So to speak Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate Agreed to do a car meet with a guy He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on " I know its cruel to laugh at your misfortune but that's brilliant | |||
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"It wasn’t a meet from here, more of a date. Met a guy for coffee and he straight away started slagging off his ex for not letting him see his daughters. Then a group of young girls (15-16 year old at the most) came into the cafe. He started leering at them and making crude remarks about what they were wearing. I stood up, told him I understood why his ex didn’t want him to see his daughters and left! " I don't blame you, he sounds a right creep! | |||
"When you meet a couple where the guy wants an BI MMF with his wife and it turns out it’s their first time and the guy realises he doesn’t actually like watching someone else play with his wife who appears to be enjoying it a little too much. And for the record I gave him just as much attention as I did his wife. After leaving politely but swiftly I could still hear them shouting as I reached the bottom of the drive and got in the car." I've had the one who wants the bi MMF, but wants to meet without his wife. Because all he really wants is a blowjob. | |||
"Met up with a cpl we knew from our club but they wanted to host at their home so yep..an awesome Saturday night of fun between us 4 led to us staying the night and continuing where we left off on the Sunday morning ..to put it in simple terms..the wifes were wearing strapons and the guys were all dolled up in cd gear when her husbamd heard a car coming up the drive which turned out to be her parents coming for a Sunday morning catchup and her dad wanting to cut the lawn for them.. He shouted Omg its your parents. hide hide to us.. we all raced about like nuts..he took me to a garage at back and we hid behind some old doors still in our kinky lingerie..my wife was pushed in the womans clothes shelf still wearing her strapon and this poor wife had to face her parents for more than an hour and act normal..suffice to say we laugh about it now and they came to ours after but that Sunday morning we all nearly got heart attacks..We will all NEVER forget the shock..." Not quite as comical as your story, but I did once have to hide in a wardbrobe when an ex-girlfriend's dad surprisingly turned up from work early one time | |||
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