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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's back! Another series of watching people bake, wishing Prue was your Nan, wondering who Paul will try and fuck and everyone on here arguing about Matt Lucas.
But who is going to win? Your contestants this year are: Crystelle, Lizzie, Freya, George, Chigs, Giuseppe, Amanda, Tom, Jairzeno, Rochica, Jürgen and Maggie.
Now I'm sure Chigs will be looking to bounce back after being cruelly dumped so early from Love Island while Jairzeno will be looking to add Star Baker to his 1970 World Cup success.
Rochica will bring some heavy metal to proceedings but Jürgen can't possibly win because he's German and works in IT.
But who is your favourite? Will Hollywood dish out a handshake in the first episode? Can we get through this thread without a Matt Lucas argument?
It's Bake Off - and it's live!*
*well it's not live - it's been taped months in advance.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Paul fancies Crystelle.
Giuseppe couldn't be more of an Italian stereotype if he tried.
Not Hellish enough to keep you from watching it  "
The baking bit is good. The comedy is a little underdone. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Paul fancies Crystelle.
Giuseppe couldn't be more of an Italian stereotype if he tried.
Not Hellish enough to keep you from watching it
The baking bit is good. The comedy is a little underdone. "
I like watching people cook and bake. I've just bought a stand mixer to make my cakes with  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just watched Maggie play tennis at 60 years old.
Now I'm sad 
She's 40 love.
I tried to find that funny, I really did.
(Ok, it was funny )"
That's almost like a Hollywood handshake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rochica will bring some heavy metal to proceedings but Jürgen can't possibly win because he's German and works in IT."
You can never write off the Germans. |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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" I'm so excited!
Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.
I’ve met Hollywood - he’s an absolute arse of the first class kind! I wouldn’t waste my time again"
Did he turn your offer of "cake" down? |
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I haven't read this thread so apologies beforehand if i'm covering old ground......
The Hollywood Handshake .......... is ........TOO CREEPY to watch.
My stomach flips......
Mind you bake off is only ever on by accident ....same as with anything with Joe Lycett in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I'm so excited!
Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.
I'd have thought you had better taste.....
He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git."
Did you know that Hollywood Handshake is a euphemism for handjob in certain circles? |
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" I'm so excited!
Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.
I'd have thought you had better taste.....
He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git.
Did you know that Hollywood Handshake is a euphemism for handjob in certain circles? "
I did not ! I use the automated car wash in any case. I'll ask them for a handjob next time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I'm so excited!
Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.
I'd have thought you had better taste.....
He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git.
Did you know that Hollywood Handshake is a euphemism for handjob in certain circles?
I did not ! I use the automated car wash in any case. I'll ask them for a handjob next time "
Make sure they really soap it up this time. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Wonder why there were no bakers from Scotland, Wales or NI and most of them were from London and the south east."
I wonder if the travel restrictions affected their selection this year? It was filmed in May and June when there restrictions were in place in different nations. That and living in the Bake Off bubble might have been a factor for applications too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so happy it's back. Even with the mini rolls that looked like shite.  Loving Guiseppe and George. Can't abide Maggie and if the Maggie/Prue skit goes on much longer I shall be firing off a harshly worded email to Channel 4!
(I won't really. Who could be arsed?)
Lastly, who on earth was the first person to drain their chickpeas and think...*ding* bet that water will make fecking amazing meringues!   |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"This week's episode kneads a thread like this
I'm not going to rise to that.
Some things are best leavened alone
You're on a roll
I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week"
It'll be toast for the person in last place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This week's episode kneads a thread like this
I'm not going to rise to that.
Some things are best leavened alone
You're on a roll
I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week
It'll be toast for the person in last place"
They'll need a slice of luck. |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
london |
"This week's episode kneads a thread like this
I'm not going to rise to that.
Some things are best leavened alone
You're on a roll
I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week
It'll be toast for the person in last place
They'll need a slice of luck. "
You butter beleaven it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t like bake off !
Off to watch !
Fred Gordon Gino ! 
Aww how can you not love Prue! She’s the best!"
Do love pru !
Fred Gordon Gino make me laugh ! Like me friends when get together few drinks and I’m anybody’s lol lemonchino ! x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't care, I watcheda rerunof my family and then our Yorkshire farm
How's your family and the farm? "
Ha ha, well done Estragon, I left myself wide open for that  |
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"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?"
She may not be an ethical vegan or even vegan. There are many non meat eaters who use the word vegan without knowing it's implications.
I just like the way she says ... Cappucinoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?
She may not be an ethical vegan or even vegan. There are many non meat eaters who use the word vegan without knowing it's implications.
I just like the way she says ... Cappucinoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww"
She uses faff a lot, and shebang in week 1.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?"
Give her a break.. Shes only a teenager and not been a vegan for long .. She's doing her best  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.
Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart. "
Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.
Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart.
Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is.
King of Bake off "
The Fuhrer. |
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"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.
Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart.
Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is.
King of Bake off
The Fuhrer. "
Oh. Oh no. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs
Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.
I think he might "
He's just quietly come to the fore.
I'm glad Maggie has gone. She's been given a lot of chances.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs
Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.
I think he might
He's just quietly come to the fore.
I'm glad Maggie has gone. She's been given a lot of chances.
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Note to self: don't read the forums whilst watching Bake Off on +1  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs
Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.
I think he might
He's just quietly come to the fore.
I'm glad Maggie has gone. She's been given a lot of chances.
Note to self: don't read the forums whilst watching Bake Off on +1 "
You should know this by now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that shirt white or blue estra?
It’s fucking with my mind
I see blue.
I see blue too."
You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwwww sad to see Freya leave, we’ll done Giuseppe.
Jurgen, is currently on his way to the German embassy for emergency talks. "
Freyas gone? Result ill watch from three weeks ago and catch back up  |
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"Is that shirt white or blue estra?
It’s fucking with my mind
I see blue.
I see blue too.
You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another? "
You big tease. That was you in that dress wasn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that shirt white or blue estra?
It’s fucking with my mind
I see blue.
I see blue too.
You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another?
You big tease. That was you in that dress wasn't it? "
I wear it well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that shirt white or blue estra?
It’s fucking with my mind
I see blue.
I see blue too.
You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another? "
I thought that dress was our little secret? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that shirt white or blue estra?
It’s fucking with my mind
I see blue.
I see blue too.
You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another?
I thought that dress was our little secret?"
It went viral after your phone got stolen  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Chigs really deserved that. And, he looks great in his glasses.
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Yes he does! I feel bad objectifying someone on a baking show but those glasses and him....
I'm glad he got Star Baker, he deserved it (looks aside). |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Chigs really deserved that. And, he looks great in his glasses.
Yes he does! I feel bad objectifying someone on a baking show but those glasses and him....
I'm glad he got Star Baker, he deserved it (looks aside)."
I am suitable ashamed for my objectification of Chigs. I usually focus on the cakes. Him and his cake tipped me over the edge.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought
It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January? "
Is that who the OP was? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought
It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January? "
I think he misses his comedy partner…
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"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought
It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January?
Is that who the OP was?"
Yes, hopefully he’ll be back soon. |
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"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought
It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January?
I think he misses his comedy partner…
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I didn’t realise he was part of a double act |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Did a Panna Cotta win Bake Off? He's been consistent, so a worth winner.
Chrystelle got better as her confidence grew.
Chigs had the biggest journey arc and became our family favourite.
I really liked Lizzie and Freya becoming friends and going on a road trip.
I always want cake after Bake Off.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Did a Panna Cotta win Bake Off? He's been consistent, so a worth winner.
Chrystelle got better as her confidence grew.
Chigs had the biggest journey arc and became our family favourite.
I really liked Lizzie and Freya becoming friends and going on a road trip.
I always want cake after Bake Off.
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I've got ingredients to make a cake but my back is too painful to stand up to do it |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Did a Panna Cotta win Bake Off? He's been consistent, so a worth winner.
Chrystelle got better as her confidence grew.
Chigs had the biggest journey arc and became our family favourite.
I really liked Lizzie and Freya becoming friends and going on a road trip.
I always want cake after Bake Off.
I've got ingredients to make a cake but my back is too painful to stand up to do it "
I hope you're ok... and that someone will deliver cake to you.
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I love them both and the way they bounce off each other so much.
My faveeeee is definitely Jurgen!! I'm a bit sad Tom went though! 
