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What’s the best/worst pick up line you’ve ever heard
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over a year ago
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"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick
I have no idea I said
He replied do you wanna go for a picnic  "
So he wants you to bite it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick
I have no idea I said
He replied do you wanna go for a picnic
So he wants you to bite it?"
Suck on the bone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick
I have no idea I said
He replied do you wanna go for a picnic
Thats funny. Did you go for a picnic? Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick
I have no idea I said
He replied do you wanna go for a picnic
So he wants you to bite it?
Suck on the bone "
Yeah but you have to bite it off first.
Would have been better if it was a lolly. Then you could lick the lolly and end up with wood in your mouth.
Sorry.
I’m a stippler for details
Apologies I’m a |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick
I have no idea I said
He replied do you wanna go for a picnic
So he wants you to bite it?
Suck on the bone
Yeah but you have to bite it off first.
Would have been better if it was a lolly. Then you could lick the lolly and end up with wood in your mouth.
Sorry.
I’m a stippler for details
Apologies I’m a "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The funniest (if it's best or worst I'll leave it to you  ) I heard was:
If I am jealous of anything, is of your heart.
Why?
Because it's pumping inside of you and I'm not. |
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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago
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Used this a few times and its corny but it worked:
Chatting up and asked her had she been on holidays this year; [Confirm she has and gives cursory details]
I ask 'So what about the whether?'
She starts to say sunny, etc.
I interrupt and say 'No, no, the other whether'
She looks confused 'Huh?'
I look at her and answer 'Whether I'm going to get to kiss you or not'
If there's a laugh or smile, ends in a kiss, if not, time to go...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, I don’t usually am a fan of funny pick up lines, I prefer something more direct but one of the most recent ones was worth mentioning was
After a short lull moment of us looking at each other , tension going…
Me: “so, tell me.. what’s going on in your head?”
He: “I’m just looking at you and all I’m thinking about is wanting to kiss you”
Right in there, but it was kinda romantic too x 
How could I even say no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy desperately trying to get a woman to put her number in his phone….
The girl “I’ve tried being polite and declining and you haven’t listened so please just fuck off”
The d*unk guy “come on let’s not turn this r4pe into a murder”….. every bloke in the bar stepped back and she laughed her arse off and gave him her number!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, I don’t usually am a fan of funny pick up lines, I prefer something more direct but one of the most recent ones was worth mentioning was
After a short lull moment of us looking at each other , tension going…
Me: “so, tell me.. what’s going on in your head?”
He: “I’m just looking at you and all I’m thinking about is wanting to kiss you”
Right in there, but it was kinda romantic too x
How could I even say no? "
Awww I like that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best one I’ve seen was from my best mate;
Walked up to a girl once and smashed an ice cube on the table, “I’m breaking the ice” was his opening line.
They’re still together  "
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