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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

to do a job for you what would it be?

Me, a gardener.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Housework including ironing.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"to do a job for you what would it be?

Me, a gardener.

"

24hr on-call back scratcher

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Full time PA/Cleaner/Sex sl*ve… job share available

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"to do a job for you what would it be?

Me, a gardener.

"

What’s payment methods and rates??? Haha asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to remind me of important dates. Just someone to give me the nod “Tom today’s that….”

Just save me reading the memory on social media and feeling a little crap about myself for not remembering

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Full time PA/Cleaner/Sex sl*ve… job share available "

That's cheating, you can only pick one. Naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone to remind me of important dates. Just someone to give me the nod “Tom today’s that….”

Just save me reading the memory on social media and feeling a little crap about myself for not remembering "

Get an alexa?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd employ your gardener so you'd have to come to mine and find them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(A fit) Driver… totes need !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"to do a job for you what would it be?

Me, a gardener.

What’s payment methods and rates??? Haha asking for a friend "

Cash and I'd hand it over fully clothed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cleaner. It's so boring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to remind me of important dates. Just someone to give me the nod “Tom today’s that….”

Just save me reading the memory on social media and feeling a little crap about myself for not remembering "

Haha yes this, my head is in the clouds day dreaming. I forget what day it is, where I'm going, why I'm going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to remind me of important dates. Just someone to give me the nod “Tom today’s that….”

Just save me reading the memory on social media and feeling a little crap about myself for not remembering

Get an alexa? "

Do I have to remind her of them to start with though lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to remind me of important dates. Just someone to give me the nod “Tom today’s that….”

Just save me reading the memory on social media and feeling a little crap about myself for not remembering

Haha yes this, my head is in the clouds day dreaming. I forget what day it is, where I'm going, why I'm going "

It was only just over a week ago a mate reminded me it was 10 years ago I got blown up. I new it was coming up but forgot the date

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone to iron my shirts

(under crackers optional...ironing them that is).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Handjob'inator helping hand

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By *ister-mischiefMan  over a year ago

Trafford

DIY handyman. Free up time for fun!

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Admin assistant. If I never have to open another letter about changing my energy supplier or an email from a broadband supplier, I’d be happy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A chef/ big spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deffo a gardener, my garden is huge and it takes up a lot of my weekends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(A fit) Driver… totes need !! "

Would you need to be called M’lady?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends what their rates are.

Someone to do my job at 10pc of the pay would work well for me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talk to idiots on a daily basis to save me having to do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A housekeeper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Housekeeper... They'd do the food shopping, cleaning, washing, sort out household admin, fill the car with fuel

I'd cook for them, give them free board /lodgings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Housework including ironing."
definitely this I miss my house cleaner

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’d pick Boris to wipe my arse and clean the loo…

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

As much as I'd like someone to do my cleaning or washing up or laundry, my garden needs the most help.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd like a cleaner please

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By *ilverSwordMan  over a year ago

Belfast-ish

I clean my house in the nude... So I'd like a nude cleaning partner XD

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A PA to deal with all the emails and calls

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Housework

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

Admin to go through my thousands of fab messages I get… leave me with a desired list of potential recruits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(A fit) Driver… totes need !!

Would you need to be called M’lady? "

Hahah let’s not be too formal. Especially as I might want to be riding the driver every now and again …

Thats part of the very expensive pay check I would offer ahha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Admin to go through my thousands of fab messages I get… leave me with a desired list of potential recruits "

To be fair, I’ve joked about this but I ain’t joking anymore as I seriously can’t keep up.. it becomes almost a full time job to be able to reply to messages, check winks, accept friend requests…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(A fit) Driver… totes need !!

Would you need to be called M’lady?

Hahah let’s not be too formal. Especially as I might want to be riding the driver every now and again …

Thats part of the very expensive pay check I would offer ahha "

*pulls on driving gloves*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cook!

I love cooking and spending time in the kitchen but fussy kids and life ends up making it a necessity and a chore more than fun nowadays. I'd love to not have to think about what to make every day for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to be a chef (that includes washing the dishes)

As much as I love cooking, always taste better when it’s someone else, especially if you employed a Michelin star talented chef

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"to do a job for you what would it be?

Me, a gardener.

What’s payment methods and rates??? Haha asking for a friend

Cash and I'd hand it over fully clothed "

Hahahaha Damon worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(A fit) Driver… totes need !! "

What’s the drivers work wear before I forward my CV haha

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales


"Admin to go through my thousands of fab messages I get… leave me with a desired list of potential recruits

To be fair, I’ve joked about this but I ain’t joking anymore as I seriously can’t keep up.. it becomes almost a full time job to be able to reply to messages, check winks, accept friend requests… "

Its a tough ask being popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go out and get me money (legally)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Admin to go through my thousands of fab messages I get… leave me with a desired list of potential recruits "

I feel your pain.

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

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I have a gardener, but I'd love a cleaner

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales


"Admin to go through my thousands of fab messages I get… leave me with a desired list of potential recruits

I feel your pain. "

I sense my sarcasm in my update differs from the reality of yours

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