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What’s a five word sentence that would ruin an otherwise great first date?

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By *ack688 OP   Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Let’s skip the ‘your mum is much hotter’ types (you’re better than that!)

Here’s a few to start you off

It’s honestly not that contagious

This is for my blog

I’ve had a tactical wank

I normally prefer attractive people

I’m gonna need bus fare

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"Let’s skip the ‘your mum is much hotter’ types (you’re better than that!)

Here’s a few to start you off

It’s honestly not that contagious

This is for my blog

I’ve had a tactical wank

I normally prefer attractive people

I’m gonna need bus fare"

I’ve eaten LOADS of garlic…

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By *ack688 OP   Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"Let’s skip the ‘your mum is much hotter’ types (you’re better than that!)

Here’s a few to start you off

It’s honestly not that contagious

This is for my blog

I’ve had a tactical wank

I normally prefer attractive people

I’m gonna need bus fare

I’ve eaten LOADS of garlic…"

Haha, I actually really like garlic, so…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haven't I fucked your dad? Xx

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By *iltopbearMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

Don't worry about plastic sheets....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Let’s skip the ‘your mum is much hotter’ types (you’re better than that!)

Here’s a few to start you off

It’s honestly not that contagious

This is for my blog

I’ve had a tactical wank

I normally prefer attractive people

I’m gonna need bus fare

I’ve eaten LOADS of garlic…"

Then get your cloves off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think Hitler was misunderstood

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Are you up for anal ?

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

1: You look strangely familiar somehow

( previous meet and forgot )

2 : it’s just my mom calling

3 : so it’s a scab now

4 : doctor said it won’t return

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mother is joining us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I ware your knickers

Your insert name sister she was good

I shaged your bother

I wouldn’t lick am full

Your mom was good

Your ex was good

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By *ibonacciMan  over a year ago

hidden location

Lets check your vaccine passport

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Forgot to bring the condoms...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

I've a hernia, be gentle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well at least the inch is away

My ex had the clap

My cock is 10 inch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let’s skip the ‘your mum is much hotter’ types (you’re better than that!)

Here’s a few to start you off

It’s honestly not that contagious

This is for my blog

I’ve had a tactical wank

I normally prefer attractive people

I’m gonna need bus fare

I’ve eaten LOADS of garlic…

Then get your cloves off "

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"Let’s skip the ‘your mum is much hotter’ types (you’re better than that!)

Here’s a few to start you off

It’s honestly not that contagious

This is for my blog

I’ve had a tactical wank

I normally prefer attractive people

I’m gonna need bus fare

I’ve eaten LOADS of garlic…

Then get your cloves off "

*boom-tish*

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Women want me for money.

Oh .wait.

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By *ack688 OP   Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I have an invisible friend

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan  over a year ago

Harlow

Honest, that's never happened before

Shall I call your cab?

Definitely no sex before marriage

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

It needs to be bigger.....

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By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth

Hold on it's the wife/husband on the phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My first choice was busy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You looked like easy ride

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

You look like my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What’s that smell !

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By *ack688 OP   Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I was abducted by aliens

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

I AM an alien

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I forgot the cake

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I forgot the cake "

But did you bring biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your just like my brother

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By *p4itfilthMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Im gunna need bus fare hahaha amazing asif ????????

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I forgot the cake

But did you bring biscuits?"

Yes. Forgot it was supposed to be 5 words though

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Oops here’s the girl friend

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"I forgot the cake "

Here’s one I made earlier…

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By *ack688 OP   Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Fuck, I really was premature!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Hello, I am on Fabswingers!"

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By *ornycpl2000Couple  over a year ago

Swansea

Your dogs licking my Balls

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By *tue555Man  over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

" So when do we fuck" (bar)

"Told them I was bisexual" (pub)

"Prefere it if you wait here" (Bar)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you fuck or not !

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan  over a year ago

Harlow

I've bought my own 'cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got really bad shits today

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I start GCSEs next year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you eat that quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want to see my cock!

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan  over a year ago

Harlow


"Want to see my cock! "

Can't you see my cock?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

I’ve just shit myself, badly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can my grandparents watch us ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you marry me please?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Pass me that sky remote

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

Can we fart in sync?

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

Please just touch it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on, pull my finger

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

Do you take Visa?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many followers do you have?

I don't normally do this.

You're going to pay, right?

If I am or not, don't ask it.

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm an influencer on Instagram

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By *aturegentdurhamMan  over a year ago

Stanley


"I was abducted by aliens"

That would make an interesting first date.

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan  over a year ago

Harlow

Feeling lucky, it's Viagra time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't worry about the smell....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

MrMystique killed ErectJim with sausages

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I start GCSEs next year"
so wrong but made me Laugh out loud hahah

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Watch out for the klingons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

off to Sti clinic soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It appears ive shit myself

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

Personal hygiene is so overrated

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Here's my friend, Prince Andrew

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

That was the wife

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