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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A hook-up is when someone has you on the end of their line and reels you in (by that hook) when they are ready to eat.

Being on that hook may involve you struggling for crumbs depending on the bait used by them!

Maybe they will finally eat you one fine weekend!

As they are weekend diners only!!

You having been on the hook during the interim periods!

Or stored in their freezer!!

Occasionally they do take a look in that freezer to see what they have caught!

You the fish may have gone very cold by then and maybe even comatose!

'Cold weather' can have that effect!

That's why I see myself as an all year round hunter of game in warm Africa!

Which I also eat relatively quickly!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?"

Yep, because it sounds the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is a hook up like a hang up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's your choice..you can be a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pond.

I'm on the land!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is a hook up like a hang up?

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Most certainly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?"

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies. "

I'll be careful lest the rot sets in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same "

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza "

I understand..but what variety of Pizza?

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies. "

Yes, there is a time and a plaice

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies.

Yes, there is a time and a plaice "

It's a load of cobblers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies.

Yes, there is a time and a plaice "

Even a Plaice and a way to store fish correctly when not in an oven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies.

Yes, there is a time and a plaice

It's a load of cobblers "

Hopefully not too old?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can a fish see a human face from below the waterline?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza I understand..but what variety of Pizza?"

Not got that far, you don't look like the kind of guy who has pepperoni, so going to say either Hawaiien or a veggie one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"A hook-up is when someone has you on the end of their line and reels you in (by that hook) when they are ready to eat.

Being on that hook may involve you struggling for crumbs depending on the bait used by them!

Maybe they will finally eat you one fine weekend!

As they are weekend diners only!!

You having been on the hook during the interim periods!

Or stored in their freezer!!

Occasionally they do take a look in that freezer to see what they have caught!

You the fish may have gone very cold by then and maybe even comatose!

'Cold weather' can have that effect!

That's why I see myself as an all year round hunter of game in warm Africa!

Which I also eat relatively quickly!!

"

Good to know you don't last long though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza I understand..but what variety of Pizza?

Not got that far, you don't look like the kind of guy who has pepperoni, so going to say either Hawaiien or a veggie one "

Hawaiien it is!

It has pineapple right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza I understand..but what variety of Pizza?

Not got that far, you don't look like the kind of guy who has pepperoni, so going to say either Hawaiien or a veggie one Hawaiien it is!

It has pineapple right?"

...A good bait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A hook-up is when someone has you on the end of their line and reels you in (by that hook) when they are ready to eat.

Being on that hook may involve you struggling for crumbs depending on the bait used by them!

Maybe they will finally eat you one fine weekend!

As they are weekend diners only!!

You having been on the hook during the interim periods!

Or stored in their freezer!!

Occasionally they do take a look in that freezer to see what they have caught!

You the fish may have gone very cold by then and maybe even comatose!

'Cold weather' can have that effect!

That's why I see myself as an all year round hunter of game in warm Africa!

Which I also eat relatively quickly!!

Good to know you don't last long though "

Not as long as freezer stored fish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza I understand..but what variety of Pizza?

Not got that far, you don't look like the kind of guy who has pepperoni, so going to say either Hawaiien or a veggie one Hawaiien it is!

It has pineapple right?"

Extra for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Yep, because it sounds the same

It may sound the same but is it?

I might say to you "Huey let's hook up" and you would understand.

If I said "Huey let's get fished in" you'd think wtf!

Now if I said "Huey, let's hook up and get pizza" then the added bonus of Pizza would be the "fishing in"

I fished you in with Pizza I understand..but what variety of Pizza?

Not got that far, you don't look like the kind of guy who has pepperoni, so going to say either Hawaiien or a veggie one Hawaiien it is!

It has pineapple right?

Extra for you "

Yes..us land creatures probably need more energy than fish who have the tides to help them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?"

Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof."

Or is a prison preferable for the possibility of some heat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof. Or is a prison preferable for the possibility of some heat?"

Is this analogy to extreme?

Is a hostage analogy preferable?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof. Or is a prison preferable for the possibility of some heat? Is this analogy to extreme?

Is a hostage analogy preferable?"

Neither sounds appealing, trouble with being a hostage is he would soon send me back because of my incessant talking and general annoyance as well as wanting to eat constantly....And I would probably enjoy being held hostage. However I do not want to be in anyone's freezer though

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

That's not my idea of a hook-up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who's storing people in their freezer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof. Or is a prison preferable for the possibility of some heat? Is this analogy to extreme?

Is a hostage analogy preferable?

Neither sounds appealing, trouble with being a hostage is he would soon send me back because of my incessant talking and general annoyance as well as wanting to eat constantly....And I would probably enjoy being held hostage. However I do not want to be in anyone's freezer though "

Your funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

"

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's storing people in their freezer? "
No idea!!!!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s).... "

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof. Or is a prison preferable for the possibility of some heat? Is this analogy to extreme?

Is a hostage analogy preferable?

Neither sounds appealing, trouble with being a hostage is he would soon send me back because of my incessant talking and general annoyance as well as wanting to eat constantly....And I would probably enjoy being held hostage. However I do not want to be in anyone's freezer though Your funny!"

That is why you like me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

"

Is that all! No frosting, no hooks, no bait...not exciting enough for me!

Unless she's....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in? Why wouldn't you want to be safely stored in anyone's freezer? They have four walls and a roof. Or is a prison preferable for the possibility of some heat? Is this analogy to extreme?

Is a hostage analogy preferable?

Neither sounds appealing, trouble with being a hostage is he would soon send me back because of my incessant talking and general annoyance as well as wanting to eat constantly....And I would probably enjoy being held hostage. However I do not want to be in anyone's freezer though Your funny!

That is why you like me "

Sure do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam "
The mountains of Snowdonia another cold place!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam The mountains of Snowdonia another cold place! "

Not Snowdonia, Berwyn over looking Llangollen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam The mountains of Snowdonia another cold place!

Not Snowdonia, Berwyn over looking Llangollen "

That post was posted in the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam The mountains of Snowdonia another cold place!

Not Snowdonia, Berwyn over looking Llangollen "

Berwyn over what!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

"

That's a fuck-up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam The mountains of Snowdonia another cold place!

Not Snowdonia, Berwyn over looking Llangollen Berwyn over what!"

Clan goth len

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

That's a fuck-up"

A fair comment, anything with up inserted will suit the thread..but you are on point and I do think she made an error (tell her next time you see her around here using your same words!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pizza on the mountain top sat in my Sis in Laws back garden with the rest of the famalam The mountains of Snowdonia another cold place!

Not Snowdonia, Berwyn over looking Llangollen Berwyn over what!

Clan goth len "

Thank you I can now speak correctly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

Is that all! No frosting, no hooks, no bait...not exciting enough for me!

Unless she's...."

...exciting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

"

Maybe she meant to fuck and then do one? Is this more brutal than being stuck on a hook for days, weeks or (God forbid) months! See OP.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

Maybe she meant to fuck and then do one? Is this more brutal than being stuck on a hook for days, weeks or (God forbid) months! See OP."

It's not brutal of both parties are in agreement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

Maybe she meant to fuck and then do one? Is this more brutal than being stuck on a hook for days, weeks or (God forbid) months! See OP.

It's not brutal of both parties are in agreement. "

A stripped down peace treaty without the paperwork or the smell of fish? See OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There are some fish (can they be called fish?) maybe dinosaurs? That live in the deepest depths of the ocean how comes you NEVER hear of THEM being hunted? Or caught?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There are some fish (can they be called fish?) maybe dinosaurs? That live in the deepest depths of the ocean how comes you NEVER hear of THEM being hunted? Or caught?"
What's wrong with them? In this age of 'depleted' fish stocks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

That's a fuck-up A fair comment, anything with up inserted will suit the thread..but you are on point and I do think she made an error (tell her next time you see her around here using your same words!)

"

Neah...she's clever, she will know to distinguish between playing with words for a joke and an insult. It's all about the context, the expression is not trademark, you can use it yourself if you think you're subtle enough to handle it and make harmless fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

That's a fuck-up A fair comment, anything with up inserted will suit the thread..but you are on point and I do think she made an error (tell her next time you see her around here using your same words!)

Neah...she's clever, she will know to distinguish between playing with words for a joke and an insult. It's all about the context, the expression is not trademark, you can use it yourself if you think you're subtle enough to handle it and make harmless fun. "

I'll try!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

That's a fuck-up"

Works for me. No hooks or lines, just two people who like hooking up for sex.

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"I don't want to be in anyone's freezer tbh

Is hook up the same as being fished in?

Never mention fish on Forum - You'll get all sorts of cod replies. "

Defo not the plaice for that type of comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

That's a fuck-up

Works for me. No hooks or lines, just two people who like hooking up for sex.

"

That

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's not my idea of a hook-up.

Come on Jojo I'm waiting for your idea(s)....

A hook up to me is two people who want to fuck, and do.

That's a fuck-up

Works for me. No hooks or lines, just two people who like hooking up for sex.

That "

OK, no hooks, lines or sinkers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So my theory doesn't hold water but involves fish!

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