FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Recruiting Now! The 'Fab Car Wash'
Recruiting Now! The 'Fab Car Wash'
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash!
Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!!
No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants!
It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!!
Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!!
Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Are you planning on offering "Extras"?
Vacuuming, exhaust cleaniness inspections, are just a couple of suggestions for the "Extra Services Menu"   "
ooooo if so, can I be paid in extras vouchers pls???!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Are you planning on offering "Extras"?
Vacuuming, exhaust cleaniness inspections, are just a couple of suggestions for the "Extra Services Menu" "
All 'extras' are to be negotiated with individual washers!
Topless washes (for convertibles), additional 'polishing', inflation/deflation of anything required, checking dipsticks, a quick peek 'under the hood' and emissions testing will all be available! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Will the guys working on Tuesdays be complying with the uniform, or do they go topless with just the skimpy shorts? "
In the interests of equality - they'll only be going topless if the female drivers do too!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Im defo in show me the way to the sponges hot pants already on lol
They look off to me - but hey - it's hot outside so no worries!! "
Lol it actually is so were do i sign lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Im defo in show me the way to the sponges hot pants already on lol
They look off to me - but hey - it's hot outside so no worries!!
Lol it actually is so were do i sign lol"
The contract is written on my arse in permanent ink - sign gently - and no dotting i's violently!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hot pants?
Nobody wants to see me in hot pants! 
Another volunteer for the 'naked team' then! "
I don't think that should be inflicted on the unsuspecting public either, to be honest. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see lol thats exactly what I thought!"
Err we will be the judge of that you two ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see lol thats exactly what I thought!
Err we will be the judge of that you two !"
I can do big pants, not sure they are hot though  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash!
Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!!
No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants!
It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!!
Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!!
Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!! "
is the hose provided
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash!
Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!!
No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants!
It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!!
Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!!
Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!!
is the hose provided
"
Oh yes!! And plenty of buckets, sponges and bubbles!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
bagsy me for the dip sticking,im a dab hand with a dip stick and an oily rag
no hotpants for me either,howsabout a cute little outfit,like those nursie outfits with the zip up the front,we could have badges on saying Obi,s Girlie Car Wash,"Put some sparkle in your gearstick" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"bagsy me for the dip sticking,im a dab hand with a dip stick and an oily rag
no hotpants for me either,howsabout a cute little outfit,like those nursie outfits with the zip up the front,we could have badges on saying Obi,s Girlie Car Wash,"Put some sparkle in your gearstick" "
Now that's a great idea!! Dress code now optional - vest and hot pants, Lacey's uniform, topless or nude!
I'm an equal opportunities perve - sorry - employer!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"bagsy me for the dip sticking,im a dab hand with a dip stick and an oily rag
no hotpants for me either,howsabout a cute little outfit,like those nursie outfits with the zip up the front,we could have badges on saying Obi,s Girlie Car Wash,"Put some sparkle in your gearstick" "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"can i bring my motorbike ?"
Of course!
And if you just wear speedo's - you can get a free scrub too!
If you ask the ladies nicely they may even give your helmet a nice polish!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash!
Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!!
No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants!
It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!!
Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!!
Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!! "
can i skip the interview..and go straight for your hose....
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash!
Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!!
No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants!
It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!!
Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!!
Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!! "
can i skip the interview..and go straight for your hose....
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha
dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day "
wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha
dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day
wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy "
Might be my next lot of photo's |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha
dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day
wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy
Might be my next lot of photo's "
One word!
Lynx!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha
dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day
wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy
Might be my next lot of photo's
One word!
Lynx!! "
*shudders* .. pucker up for a vomit based snowball lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha
dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day
wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy
Might be my next lot of photo's
One word!
Lynx!!
*shudders* .. pucker up for a vomit based snowball lol"
Not again!!!
I'm keeping my gob shut from now on!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see lol thats exactly what I thought!
Err we will be the judge of that you two !
I can do big pants, not sure they are hot though "
I got fat pants  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?
Want to borrow mine?
Only if I can stand up in them "
Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?
Want to borrow mine?
Only if I can stand up in them
Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see."
Never seen packs of jelly that big |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?
Want to borrow mine?
Only if I can stand up in them
Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see.
Never seen packs of jelly that big "
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?
Want to borrow mine?
Only if I can stand up in them
Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see.
Never seen packs of jelly that big
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements."
I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?
Want to borrow mine?
Only if I can stand up in them
Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see.
Never seen packs of jelly that big
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements.
I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though!"
I'm sure we could ask my ex to take over. He's got big hands, a camera and a dedication to everything booby. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?
Want to borrow mine?
Only if I can stand up in them
Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see.
Never seen packs of jelly that big
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements.
I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though!
I'm sure we could ask my ex to take over. He's got big hands, a camera and a dedication to everything booby."
Would I wish to put my boobs in his hands?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though!
I'm sure we could ask my ex to take over. He's got big hands, a camera and a dedication to everything booby.
Would I wish to put my boobs in his hands?
"
I think you might. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!!
woop woop
It makes you look very virginal"
i do actually have a car sponge so not suree why i didn't include it in the picture,, kicking myself now.
pssttt Ryan,,, im not a virgin |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!!
woop woop
It makes you look very virginal
i do actually have a car sponge so not suree why i didn't include it in the picture,, kicking myself now.
pssttt Ryan,,, im not a virgin "
You have shattered my illusion  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"How about a special price for those with larger
Vehicles(trucks lol) "
More expensive I'm afraid - but look on the bright side!
Will take way more scantily clad fab lovelies to do the job! Just stick it on expenses!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
